Hey there. My name's Jonathan Wiggins. I'm afraid I'm the only one who remembers that so you all can call me Fido. Just like the others do. I don't know why they call me like that. They do since last years Mutant Hunt Fest in Springfield. Stupid story anyways. I'm a desert guide. I take people from one place to another if they don't want to go on their own. I must say I'm a pretty good guide. The people who pay me get where they want in one piece. And alive. Sometimes I take things instead of people. Some say the job was named a courier. Whatever. The name doesn't concern me if the pay's good enough. Ok, that'll be enough about me. After all I'm here to tell you all about people I've met while wandering in this post-nuclear sandbox that used to be called Illinois. So sit back and listen. If anybody interrupts me I'm outa here.