What in the name of Merlin is Lily studying
for? It's Friday for goodness sake...no classes
tomorrow
hehehhheheh. Beats me.
Mr. Moony would just like to inform
Mr. Prongs that Lily is his girlfriend after all, and
that if anyone is to understand her, it would be him.
Mr. Prongs would like to inform Mr. Moony
that just because the aforementioned Lily happens to
be my girlfriend, it does not mean I understand the
working of her female brain.
He would also like to add that any man who thinks he
understands the way the female mind work is a pompous
git.
Mr. Moony would like to acknowledge, and
agree with Mr. Prongs' aforementioned statement about
the workings of the feminine brain. He would also like
to inform Mr. Prongs that Mr. Padfoot must be a pompous
git, for his numerous inclinations that he does
understand the inner chambers of the female mind.
Mr. Prongs would like to happily agree with
Mr. Moony on that statement about Mr. Padfoot and
suggests that we inform him of his sad dilution as
quickly as possible in hopes to right him in his
ways and set him back on the correct path of manhood.
Mr. Moony would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that he readily agrees with his offer to set
Mr. Padfoot on the path to righteousness, as it is a
shame to see such a mind go to waste. Mr. Moony would also like to inform
Mr. Prongs that he is readily awaiting his praise for
helping Mr. Prongs pass the test in potions two days
previous.
Mr. Prongs commends Mr. Moony on his great
intelligence at discerning the correct and incorrect
paths and agrees that both he and the splendid Mr.
Moony should save the tragically impaired Mr. Padfoot
with the greatest of speed before further damage is
done. And, in reference to the said potions
test, Mr. Prongs does indeed thank Mr. Moony for the
loan of his notes.
Mr. Moony agrees, would like to add:
poor Mr. Padfoot, and would like to copy Mr. Prongs'
homework for transfiguration, as Mr. Moony was too busy
catching up on the sleep he so unfortunately missed to
copy down the assignment.
Mr. Prongs would like to assure Mr. Moony
that he did not miss anything terribly important in
Transfigurations class but would happily loan Mr.
Moony said notes as payment for the usage of the
aforementioned Potions notes.
Mr. Moony would like to thank Mr. Prongs
for his missed notes, and would also like to inform
him that he plans on loaning this little conversation
to the way aforementioned Lily, and the tragically
impaired, Mr. Padfoot. Mr. Moony would like to state that the
greasy git also know as Snape will not be getting his
hands on this little conversation anytime soon.
Mr. Prongs is delighted to hear that this
knowledge will be shared to the lovely Ms Evans and
Mr. Padfoot. And adds that he is quite relieved that
Snape will not get his greasy hands on such valuable
information as he is far below such a treasure. Mr. Prongs would also like to announce
that his latest fic has received 7 reviews in the
short time that it has been posted.
Mr. Moony would like to agree with the
said statement about the condition of Snape's hands,
and would like to inform Mr. Prongs that he has
purchase more dungbombs from a lovely little shop in
Hogsmead, and would like to schedule time with
Mr. Prongs, Mr. Padfoot and Ms. Evans to properly
dispose of them into Snape's cloak/shirt/pants/bag,
any or all of the above. Mr. Moony would like to congratulate
Mr. Prongs on his seven reviews, and also he wishes to
say that he too will review the fic in due time, as he
thought it was wonderful and impossible to put down.
Mr. Prongs has cleared his evenings for
the week for said task and thanks Mr. Moony for his
future review.
Mr. Moony thanks Mr. Prongs for clearing
his evenings, as the task will be much more enjoyable
with company, and would like to inquire about potions
class today? Mr. Moony would also like to know if
Mr. Prongs saw the toad in Snape's bag?
Mr. Prongs regrets to inform Mr. Moony that the Potions
class this afternoon was rudely disrupted by a vile
beast known hereafter as one Mr. Lucius Malfoy and due
to Mr. Malfoy's vile and idiotic behavior Mr. Prongs
was distracted from noticing any suck delights as a
toad in Snape's bag.
Mr. Moony would like to clearly state
his pure disliking for a Mr. Lucius Malfoy, and would
like to inform Mr. Prongs that the toad in Snape's bag
was a clearly accidental transfiguration of the
classmate known as Mr. Long bottom, and that Mr. Moony
has no idea how it found it's way into Snape's neat
little bag.
Mr. Prong would like to state, though with
a certain amount of disbelief, that he agrees that
Mr. Moony couldn't have possibly placed Mr.
Longbottom, unfortunately in the form of a toad, in
Snape's sack. He further assures Mr. Moony that it must
have been a pure accident seeing as how they seem to
follow poor Mr. Longbottom relentlessly.
Mr. Moony would like to agree to the
said statement about 'poor Mr. Longbottom' and would
like to inform Mr. Prongs that the previous night, in a
game of RP with three students who will now be
referred to as a Ms. Chelsea, a Ms. Sarah, and a
Ms. Brigette, that in this said game a Mr. Lucius Malfoy
performed a curse known as 'crutio' on the said greasy
git Snape, two times for not showing up when the
master, a shall not be named Lord Voldemort, sent for
him. This 'sending' from Voldemort was CLEARLY made as
the greasy git's tattoo burned. But Mr. Moony would like
to state he does not feel sorry for the git.
Mr. Prongs, though he does not necessarily
feel sorry for the git named Severus Snape, doesn't
agree with the treatment of the git by the one called
Mr. Lucius Malfoy.
Mr. Moony would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that Severus Snape was distracted during this 'call'
because he was at the now mentioned Shrieking Shack,
trying to kill Mr. Moony. Fortunately for the greasy
git, his tiny conscious got the better of him, and he
barely escaped with his life. Mr. Moony would like to say that he
feels maybe some of his newly acquired dungbombs
should accidentally find their way into the bag of the
mentioned, Lucius Malfoy, as Mr. Moony feels he is
deeply in need of some dungbombs, as he seems to be
suffering from withdrawal.
Mr. Prongs does not recall inviting that
lousy git (the aforementioned Severus Snape) to the now
called Shrieking Shack and would very much prefer that
the slime ball keep his lanky self away from such
places. He would also like to say that he fully agrees
with Mr. Moony and suggests that those Dungbombs be of
a multitude and rapid in delivery as it would be a
shame to deprive Mr. Lucius Malfoy of said Dungbombs
for another instant.
Mr. Moony agrees, as it is a shame to
clearly deprive oneself for such a long period of time
, as Mr. Lucius Malfoy seems to be fond of doing. He
would also like to inform Mr. Prongs that he is
thoroughly out of ideas for any games that may be
played tonight, as Ms. Hana Hooch may make an
appearance.
Mr. Prongs would like to state that if the
lovely Ms. Hana Hooch should make an appearance this
evening, then is most certain that ideas shall burst
forth from thin air as they always do when she joins
the party
Mr. Moony would like to agree with the
static creativity that seems to follow Ms. Hooch, and
would like to warn Mr. Prongs that the lovely and
talented Ms. Evans will be reading this information,
and the aforesaid comment about Ms. Hooch may offend,
but Mr. Moony would like to make clear he is not
implying that he understands the inner workings of a
woman's mind. Mr. Moony would also like to make it
clear that he feels Mr. Padfoot would be lost without
Mr. Prongs and himself.
Mr. Prongs is well aware that the Infinitely
beauteous Ms. Lily Evans will be reading these
statements and trust that she understands that a man
such as himself must be courteous to and admiring of
all beauty that surrounds him. Though many clearly are
superior, such as the Ms. Lily Evans.
Mr. Prongs further adds that Mr. Padfoot would indeed
be lost in this wide world without the aid of Mr.
Moony and himself.
Mr. Moony would like to offer Mr. Prongs
some popcorn, and inform him that he is well ready for
Mr. Padfoot to make his return from the dorm people
whom Mr. Moony is becoming jealous of.
Mr. Prongs however does pose the question
of why Mr. Moony had not added many of the
conversations that the students known as Ms. Sarah's S.
and M., Ms. Brigette and Ms. Chelsea have not been
added to the FanFic entitled Insanity as they clearly
were labeled as such.
Mr. Moony would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that he will do so next time he updates his account on
fanfic.net Mr. Moony would also like to inform
Mr. Prongs that he is quickly running out of large
words to sound intelligent and full of dignity, as he
is sure Mr. Prongs knows he is.
Mr. Prongs, though very grateful for Mr.
Moony's offer of the popcorn, must decline, as he is
quite full from pizza. He is quite glad to hear of the
impending update to FF.net and would like to add that
he too is wondering when Mr. Padfoot will be returning
from his solitary adventure. Mr. Prongs is well aware
of his vocabulary hindrances but states that he
doesn't much care.
Mr. Moony would like to express to
Mr. Prongs how grateful he is to have Mr. Prongs put
aside his vocabulary impairment, which seems to have
clearly taken over for the duration of the evening. He
would also like to inquire what Mr. Prongs is doing
this Sunday, as Mr. Moony has no plans, and would like
to see the gang.
Mr. Prongs does not have any plans this
Sunday and would also like to see the gang. Mr. Prong
asks what Mr. Moony had in mind for this Sunday's
potential get-together.
Mr. Moony would like to state that he
has not the slightest inclination of an activity plan
out for Sunday, but he would also like to interject
that the gang always seems to have fun, no matter what
they do. He would also like to state that it must be
something inexpensive, as he is broke as dirt. Which is, as Mr. Moony is well aware, no
surprise.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony's
inexpensive plan, as Mr. Prongs is also rather low on
funds.
Mr. Moony would like to let out a very
exasperated sigh at Mr. Padfoot's long departure.
Mr. Prong would like to suggest a possible
trip to the river at some point that day seeing as how
it has been so dang hot. Mr. Prong gives Mr. Moony a light pat on
the back but rejoices in the fact that Ms. Lily Evans
has returned from her studying.. And then sighs as she leaves again.
Mr. Moony would like to agree, without a
doubt, at the inhuman weather lately, but would like
to ask if it is not also supposed to be a so-called
'scorcher' on Sunday?
Mr. Prongs admits that he does not know
what Sunday's weather is supposed to be like but adds
that the heat is obsolete when in the water.
Mr. Moony would like to agree, but he
would also like to state that he just remembered that
it is not a good idea for him to be swimming, as he is
still not supposed to be in the pool, due to his
tattoo, and there may be things in the river that may
effect the tattoo in a way most unpleasant.
Mr. Prong would like to retract his
statements about the river, as he is a git for not
remembering Mr. Moony's tattoo. Mr. Prongs* would further prove his
git-ness by not spelling his name correctly
Mr. Moony would like to forgive
Mr. Prongs for forgetting about his tattoo, and would
like to ask permission to say that Lilly Evans is much
more of a git, as she kicked his tattoo rather
recently, while visiting Mr. Padfoot, but that Mr. Moony
did forgive her. Mr. Moony would like to say that he
cannot complain about Mr. Prongs spelling his name
wrong, as Mr. Moony has made plenty a spelling error
already.
Mr. Prongs must remember to scold Ms. Lily
Evans for kicking Mr. Moony's tattoo and thanks Mr.
moony for his forgiveness of Mr. Prong's common
spelling errors.
Mr. Moony would like to remind Mr. Prongs
at how fortunate he is for receiving Mr. Moony's
forgiveness, as the superhuman, Mr. Moony, does not
forgive easily.
Mr. Prongs, though very grateful for Mr.
Moony's forgiveness, seriously debates the
'superhuman' statement given the fact that yesterday
was the full moon and Mr. Moony is back to his simple
human status.
Mr. Moony would like to reply by saying:
PFfffffffffffffttt
and sticking his tongue out at Mr. Prongs.
Mr. Prongs would like to remind Mr. Moony
that he is well aware of where Mr. Moony sleeps and
recalls that access to Mr. Moony's ears is quite
easy....
Mr. Moony would like to ask Mr. Prongs if
he enjoyed the rabbit ears that Mr. Moony so graciously
gave him about two years ago, and would like to
inquire if Mr. Prongs would like to have them once
more? As they were very fitting on the bunny boy.
Mr. Prongs does recall the bunny ears
incident but reminds Mr. Moony that, when asleep, Mr.
Moony will be quite unable to reach his
wand...especially if Mr. Prongs hides it first.
Mr. Moony would like to add that
Mr. Padfoot will always take Mr. Moony's side, and that
he will be sleeping with his wand in his pockets for
the next few nights, and would like to see Mr. Prongs
take his wand from his back pocket. He would also like
to say that he is taking a short recess to see if
there is anything around to eat. Or gnaw on. Or
both.
Mr. Prongs would like to leave a message
for Mr. Moony stating that he has a possible idea for
an activity on Sunday
Mr. Moony has return, received
Mr. Prongs' message, and would like to eagerly inquire
what this possible idea may be?
Mr. Prongs has recently remembered that he
rented The Sixth Sense and would like to offer an
invitation for the gang to come over and watch it. He also mentions that it is completely
free, and in a place with a/c
Mr. Moony would also like to state that
he believes The Queen Of The Damned, though a great
disappointment, may be coming out, and that the extra
features may just be worth it. He would also like to
inform Mr. Prongs that his tongue is lolling on the
ground at mention of a/c, as his broke this morning.
Mr. Prongs is very sorry to hear about the
breaking of Mr. Moony's AC and says that if Mr. Moony
should wish to cool off tomorrow he is most welcome to
keep Mr. Prongs company...
Mr. Moony would like to say that under
normal circumstances, a trip to Mr. Prongs' would be
greatly welcome, but he would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that he will unfortunately be forced to accompany his
feminine parental unit, and his two boy crazy, slang
talking sisters to the mall. To... (Mr. Moony would
like to pause for dramatic reverb...) shop for school clothes. (Mr. Moony
faints.)
Mr. Moony would also like to inform
Mr. Prongs that he must be leaving now, as the
aforementioned feminine parental unit has returned
with a movie, (with a not to mention really hot guy in
it) and he must spend time with his also
aforementioned family. As is such, Mr. Moony would like
to request that Mr. Prongs informs Mr. Padfoot, and the
lovely Ms. Lily Evans, of his temporary departure, and
that he will try his hardest to gain computer access
after the previously mentioned movie with the hot guy.
Mr. Prongs sends his sympathies to Mr.
Moony but offers the consolation that a student
hereafter known as Mr. Rob may also be shopping with
his feminine parental unit for clothing
Mr. Moony would like to laugh
uproariously at the sight of Mr. Rob shopping with his
feminine parental unit. Mr. Moony wishes Mr. Prongs a
good night, and would like to also make another
request. One that Mr. Prongs will please tell
Mr. Padfoot, that Mr. Moony thinks he is as much of a
git as Mr. Snape. But his hands are definitely not as
greasy.
Mr. Prongs bids Mr. Moony a fond farewell
for the time being and hops to see him again soon but
wishes him a good night if it should chance that he
leaves before Mr. Moony returns.
Good night, Mr. Prongs.
for? It's Friday for goodness sake...no classes
tomorrow
hehehhheheh. Beats me.
Mr. Moony would just like to inform
Mr. Prongs that Lily is his girlfriend after all, and
that if anyone is to understand her, it would be him.
Mr. Prongs would like to inform Mr. Moony
that just because the aforementioned Lily happens to
be my girlfriend, it does not mean I understand the
working of her female brain.
He would also like to add that any man who thinks he
understands the way the female mind work is a pompous
git.
Mr. Moony would like to acknowledge, and
agree with Mr. Prongs' aforementioned statement about
the workings of the feminine brain. He would also like
to inform Mr. Prongs that Mr. Padfoot must be a pompous
git, for his numerous inclinations that he does
understand the inner chambers of the female mind.
Mr. Prongs would like to happily agree with
Mr. Moony on that statement about Mr. Padfoot and
suggests that we inform him of his sad dilution as
quickly as possible in hopes to right him in his
ways and set him back on the correct path of manhood.
Mr. Moony would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that he readily agrees with his offer to set
Mr. Padfoot on the path to righteousness, as it is a
shame to see such a mind go to waste. Mr. Moony would also like to inform
Mr. Prongs that he is readily awaiting his praise for
helping Mr. Prongs pass the test in potions two days
previous.
Mr. Prongs commends Mr. Moony on his great
intelligence at discerning the correct and incorrect
paths and agrees that both he and the splendid Mr.
Moony should save the tragically impaired Mr. Padfoot
with the greatest of speed before further damage is
done. And, in reference to the said potions
test, Mr. Prongs does indeed thank Mr. Moony for the
loan of his notes.
Mr. Moony agrees, would like to add:
poor Mr. Padfoot, and would like to copy Mr. Prongs'
homework for transfiguration, as Mr. Moony was too busy
catching up on the sleep he so unfortunately missed to
copy down the assignment.
Mr. Prongs would like to assure Mr. Moony
that he did not miss anything terribly important in
Transfigurations class but would happily loan Mr.
Moony said notes as payment for the usage of the
aforementioned Potions notes.
Mr. Moony would like to thank Mr. Prongs
for his missed notes, and would also like to inform
him that he plans on loaning this little conversation
to the way aforementioned Lily, and the tragically
impaired, Mr. Padfoot. Mr. Moony would like to state that the
greasy git also know as Snape will not be getting his
hands on this little conversation anytime soon.
Mr. Prongs is delighted to hear that this
knowledge will be shared to the lovely Ms Evans and
Mr. Padfoot. And adds that he is quite relieved that
Snape will not get his greasy hands on such valuable
information as he is far below such a treasure. Mr. Prongs would also like to announce
that his latest fic has received 7 reviews in the
short time that it has been posted.
Mr. Moony would like to agree with the
said statement about the condition of Snape's hands,
and would like to inform Mr. Prongs that he has
purchase more dungbombs from a lovely little shop in
Hogsmead, and would like to schedule time with
Mr. Prongs, Mr. Padfoot and Ms. Evans to properly
dispose of them into Snape's cloak/shirt/pants/bag,
any or all of the above. Mr. Moony would like to congratulate
Mr. Prongs on his seven reviews, and also he wishes to
say that he too will review the fic in due time, as he
thought it was wonderful and impossible to put down.
Mr. Prongs has cleared his evenings for
the week for said task and thanks Mr. Moony for his
future review.
Mr. Moony thanks Mr. Prongs for clearing
his evenings, as the task will be much more enjoyable
with company, and would like to inquire about potions
class today? Mr. Moony would also like to know if
Mr. Prongs saw the toad in Snape's bag?
Mr. Prongs regrets to inform Mr. Moony that the Potions
class this afternoon was rudely disrupted by a vile
beast known hereafter as one Mr. Lucius Malfoy and due
to Mr. Malfoy's vile and idiotic behavior Mr. Prongs
was distracted from noticing any suck delights as a
toad in Snape's bag.
Mr. Moony would like to clearly state
his pure disliking for a Mr. Lucius Malfoy, and would
like to inform Mr. Prongs that the toad in Snape's bag
was a clearly accidental transfiguration of the
classmate known as Mr. Long bottom, and that Mr. Moony
has no idea how it found it's way into Snape's neat
little bag.
Mr. Prong would like to state, though with
a certain amount of disbelief, that he agrees that
Mr. Moony couldn't have possibly placed Mr.
Longbottom, unfortunately in the form of a toad, in
Snape's sack. He further assures Mr. Moony that it must
have been a pure accident seeing as how they seem to
follow poor Mr. Longbottom relentlessly.
Mr. Moony would like to agree to the
said statement about 'poor Mr. Longbottom' and would
like to inform Mr. Prongs that the previous night, in a
game of RP with three students who will now be
referred to as a Ms. Chelsea, a Ms. Sarah, and a
Ms. Brigette, that in this said game a Mr. Lucius Malfoy
performed a curse known as 'crutio' on the said greasy
git Snape, two times for not showing up when the
master, a shall not be named Lord Voldemort, sent for
him. This 'sending' from Voldemort was CLEARLY made as
the greasy git's tattoo burned. But Mr. Moony would like
to state he does not feel sorry for the git.
Mr. Prongs, though he does not necessarily
feel sorry for the git named Severus Snape, doesn't
agree with the treatment of the git by the one called
Mr. Lucius Malfoy.
Mr. Moony would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that Severus Snape was distracted during this 'call'
because he was at the now mentioned Shrieking Shack,
trying to kill Mr. Moony. Fortunately for the greasy
git, his tiny conscious got the better of him, and he
barely escaped with his life. Mr. Moony would like to say that he
feels maybe some of his newly acquired dungbombs
should accidentally find their way into the bag of the
mentioned, Lucius Malfoy, as Mr. Moony feels he is
deeply in need of some dungbombs, as he seems to be
suffering from withdrawal.
Mr. Prongs does not recall inviting that
lousy git (the aforementioned Severus Snape) to the now
called Shrieking Shack and would very much prefer that
the slime ball keep his lanky self away from such
places. He would also like to say that he fully agrees
with Mr. Moony and suggests that those Dungbombs be of
a multitude and rapid in delivery as it would be a
shame to deprive Mr. Lucius Malfoy of said Dungbombs
for another instant.
Mr. Moony agrees, as it is a shame to
clearly deprive oneself for such a long period of time
, as Mr. Lucius Malfoy seems to be fond of doing. He
would also like to inform Mr. Prongs that he is
thoroughly out of ideas for any games that may be
played tonight, as Ms. Hana Hooch may make an
appearance.
Mr. Prongs would like to state that if the
lovely Ms. Hana Hooch should make an appearance this
evening, then is most certain that ideas shall burst
forth from thin air as they always do when she joins
the party
Mr. Moony would like to agree with the
static creativity that seems to follow Ms. Hooch, and
would like to warn Mr. Prongs that the lovely and
talented Ms. Evans will be reading this information,
and the aforesaid comment about Ms. Hooch may offend,
but Mr. Moony would like to make clear he is not
implying that he understands the inner workings of a
woman's mind. Mr. Moony would also like to make it
clear that he feels Mr. Padfoot would be lost without
Mr. Prongs and himself.
Mr. Prongs is well aware that the Infinitely
beauteous Ms. Lily Evans will be reading these
statements and trust that she understands that a man
such as himself must be courteous to and admiring of
all beauty that surrounds him. Though many clearly are
superior, such as the Ms. Lily Evans.
Mr. Prongs further adds that Mr. Padfoot would indeed
be lost in this wide world without the aid of Mr.
Moony and himself.
Mr. Moony would like to offer Mr. Prongs
some popcorn, and inform him that he is well ready for
Mr. Padfoot to make his return from the dorm people
whom Mr. Moony is becoming jealous of.
Mr. Prongs however does pose the question
of why Mr. Moony had not added many of the
conversations that the students known as Ms. Sarah's S.
and M., Ms. Brigette and Ms. Chelsea have not been
added to the FanFic entitled Insanity as they clearly
were labeled as such.
Mr. Moony would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that he will do so next time he updates his account on
fanfic.net Mr. Moony would also like to inform
Mr. Prongs that he is quickly running out of large
words to sound intelligent and full of dignity, as he
is sure Mr. Prongs knows he is.
Mr. Prongs, though very grateful for Mr.
Moony's offer of the popcorn, must decline, as he is
quite full from pizza. He is quite glad to hear of the
impending update to FF.net and would like to add that
he too is wondering when Mr. Padfoot will be returning
from his solitary adventure. Mr. Prongs is well aware
of his vocabulary hindrances but states that he
doesn't much care.
Mr. Moony would like to express to
Mr. Prongs how grateful he is to have Mr. Prongs put
aside his vocabulary impairment, which seems to have
clearly taken over for the duration of the evening. He
would also like to inquire what Mr. Prongs is doing
this Sunday, as Mr. Moony has no plans, and would like
to see the gang.
Mr. Prongs does not have any plans this
Sunday and would also like to see the gang. Mr. Prong
asks what Mr. Moony had in mind for this Sunday's
potential get-together.
Mr. Moony would like to state that he
has not the slightest inclination of an activity plan
out for Sunday, but he would also like to interject
that the gang always seems to have fun, no matter what
they do. He would also like to state that it must be
something inexpensive, as he is broke as dirt. Which is, as Mr. Moony is well aware, no
surprise.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony's
inexpensive plan, as Mr. Prongs is also rather low on
funds.
Mr. Moony would like to let out a very
exasperated sigh at Mr. Padfoot's long departure.
Mr. Prong would like to suggest a possible
trip to the river at some point that day seeing as how
it has been so dang hot. Mr. Prong gives Mr. Moony a light pat on
the back but rejoices in the fact that Ms. Lily Evans
has returned from her studying.. And then sighs as she leaves again.
Mr. Moony would like to agree, without a
doubt, at the inhuman weather lately, but would like
to ask if it is not also supposed to be a so-called
'scorcher' on Sunday?
Mr. Prongs admits that he does not know
what Sunday's weather is supposed to be like but adds
that the heat is obsolete when in the water.
Mr. Moony would like to agree, but he
would also like to state that he just remembered that
it is not a good idea for him to be swimming, as he is
still not supposed to be in the pool, due to his
tattoo, and there may be things in the river that may
effect the tattoo in a way most unpleasant.
Mr. Prong would like to retract his
statements about the river, as he is a git for not
remembering Mr. Moony's tattoo. Mr. Prongs* would further prove his
git-ness by not spelling his name correctly
Mr. Moony would like to forgive
Mr. Prongs for forgetting about his tattoo, and would
like to ask permission to say that Lilly Evans is much
more of a git, as she kicked his tattoo rather
recently, while visiting Mr. Padfoot, but that Mr. Moony
did forgive her. Mr. Moony would like to say that he
cannot complain about Mr. Prongs spelling his name
wrong, as Mr. Moony has made plenty a spelling error
already.
Mr. Prongs must remember to scold Ms. Lily
Evans for kicking Mr. Moony's tattoo and thanks Mr.
moony for his forgiveness of Mr. Prong's common
spelling errors.
Mr. Moony would like to remind Mr. Prongs
at how fortunate he is for receiving Mr. Moony's
forgiveness, as the superhuman, Mr. Moony, does not
forgive easily.
Mr. Prongs, though very grateful for Mr.
Moony's forgiveness, seriously debates the
'superhuman' statement given the fact that yesterday
was the full moon and Mr. Moony is back to his simple
human status.
Mr. Moony would like to reply by saying:
PFfffffffffffffttt
and sticking his tongue out at Mr. Prongs.
Mr. Prongs would like to remind Mr. Moony
that he is well aware of where Mr. Moony sleeps and
recalls that access to Mr. Moony's ears is quite
easy....
Mr. Moony would like to ask Mr. Prongs if
he enjoyed the rabbit ears that Mr. Moony so graciously
gave him about two years ago, and would like to
inquire if Mr. Prongs would like to have them once
more? As they were very fitting on the bunny boy.
Mr. Prongs does recall the bunny ears
incident but reminds Mr. Moony that, when asleep, Mr.
Moony will be quite unable to reach his
wand...especially if Mr. Prongs hides it first.
Mr. Moony would like to add that
Mr. Padfoot will always take Mr. Moony's side, and that
he will be sleeping with his wand in his pockets for
the next few nights, and would like to see Mr. Prongs
take his wand from his back pocket. He would also like
to say that he is taking a short recess to see if
there is anything around to eat. Or gnaw on. Or
both.
Mr. Prongs would like to leave a message
for Mr. Moony stating that he has a possible idea for
an activity on Sunday
Mr. Moony has return, received
Mr. Prongs' message, and would like to eagerly inquire
what this possible idea may be?
Mr. Prongs has recently remembered that he
rented The Sixth Sense and would like to offer an
invitation for the gang to come over and watch it. He also mentions that it is completely
free, and in a place with a/c
Mr. Moony would also like to state that
he believes The Queen Of The Damned, though a great
disappointment, may be coming out, and that the extra
features may just be worth it. He would also like to
inform Mr. Prongs that his tongue is lolling on the
ground at mention of a/c, as his broke this morning.
Mr. Prongs is very sorry to hear about the
breaking of Mr. Moony's AC and says that if Mr. Moony
should wish to cool off tomorrow he is most welcome to
keep Mr. Prongs company...
Mr. Moony would like to say that under
normal circumstances, a trip to Mr. Prongs' would be
greatly welcome, but he would like to inform Mr. Prongs
that he will unfortunately be forced to accompany his
feminine parental unit, and his two boy crazy, slang
talking sisters to the mall. To... (Mr. Moony would
like to pause for dramatic reverb...) shop for school clothes. (Mr. Moony
faints.)
Mr. Moony would also like to inform
Mr. Prongs that he must be leaving now, as the
aforementioned feminine parental unit has returned
with a movie, (with a not to mention really hot guy in
it) and he must spend time with his also
aforementioned family. As is such, Mr. Moony would like
to request that Mr. Prongs informs Mr. Padfoot, and the
lovely Ms. Lily Evans, of his temporary departure, and
that he will try his hardest to gain computer access
after the previously mentioned movie with the hot guy.
Mr. Prongs sends his sympathies to Mr.
Moony but offers the consolation that a student
hereafter known as Mr. Rob may also be shopping with
his feminine parental unit for clothing
Mr. Moony would like to laugh
uproariously at the sight of Mr. Rob shopping with his
feminine parental unit. Mr. Moony wishes Mr. Prongs a
good night, and would like to also make another
request. One that Mr. Prongs will please tell
Mr. Padfoot, that Mr. Moony thinks he is as much of a
git as Mr. Snape. But his hands are definitely not as
greasy.
Mr. Prongs bids Mr. Moony a fond farewell
for the time being and hops to see him again soon but
wishes him a good night if it should chance that he
leaves before Mr. Moony returns.
Good night, Mr. Prongs.