Disclaimer-I may own a USB which is shaped like a thong (FlipFlop for you Americans), but I do not own these characters.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
"Hello?"
"Alex! Turn on the TV! Lifestyle Channel!"
"Olivia. What the hell?"
"Just do it!"
Click.
Alex picked up the remote and turned on the TV as instructed.
The cheesy male host of Culinary Master smiled up at her, "Here today on Culinary Master we have a new host! Please welcome Casey Novak!"
As Casey walked onto the screen and the audience cheered, Alex screamed.
"What the hell?!"