Video Game Survivor Gabon Episode 1 Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Nighteye is seen riding a boat down a river in Gabon. "We are here in Africa's Gabon where 20 characters will face off in a game testing their social, survival, and strategy skills. There are four tribes each coming from a different universe and some from multiple universes. Some have a history with each other already and some are even friends and they will put that to the test. The first tribe is the OC tribe consisting of Adrian from the Star Trek Mirror universe."
A man wearing a yellow uniform from the Star Trek Universe is seen in a boat.
"We also have Max from Starcraft Universe." Nighteye said as a man wearing a black ghost uniform and a hood is looking out. "As from Stargate." A man with a beard and shaved head and is dressed in Egyptian garb is seen as he looks over to Adrian and smiles. "Next we have Chidi from Star Trek Deep Space Nine." A seemingly human woman is seen looking out showing no emotion. "And finally Sli from Star Wars Old Republic" A woman wearing Republic Trooper uniform and a blindfold is seen.
Adrian's Confession: Thank god I am on a tribe full of humans! I hate aliens with a passion and while they all look different but as long as none of them are aliens I can work with them.
"Next tribe is the Trek Tribe consisting of Kirk." Captain Kirk is seen with his yellow uniform. "Khan." Khan from the Star Trek into Darkness is seen. "Worf." A Klingon is seen in his Starfleet security uniform. "7 of 9." 7 of 9 from Voyager is seen. "And Troi" Troi watches the group.
Troi's Confession: I am a Betazoid and I can sense emotions which is useful for catching liars. While some people in this tribe I trust. Others not so much so it will be useful.
"Next up is the Simpsons Tribe with Ned Flanders." Ned is seem wearing his sweater smiling at Skinner. "Sideshow Bob." Bob glares at Selma. "Barney Gumble." Barney looks visibly drunk and gives a loud burp. "Seymour Skinner." Skinner is wearing his suit. "And Selma." Selma is wearing her dress and glares at Sideshow Bob.
Selma's Confession: Me and Sideshow Bob have a history. I married the man and he tried to kill me. I want to get rid of him as fast as I can. Also where are my cigarettes?
"And finally we have the Misc. Tribe consisting of Thane from Mass Effect." Thane a Drell is sitting and praying. "Mister Burke from Fallout." A man dressed in a nice suit and wearing sunglass is seen being emotionless. "Zagara from Starcraft." A massive Broodmother is seen on the end of the boat. "Grom Hellscream from Warcraft." An Orc is sitting glaring at the others. "And finally 4 time survivor Rupert." Rupert is wearing his tie-dye shirt and looking at his tribe a bit shocked.
Rupert's Confession: I was invited to this season of survivor and I am thinking. What the hell did I get myself into? Only one of my tribe mates is human the others are aliens or something else. I have a tough season ahead of me.
"39 days, 20 contestants, 1 survivor!" Nighteye yelled.
All four tribes arrived on the sandy shore of a lake.
"Welcome survivors." Nighteye said coming out "Welcome to Survivor Gabon. So you just landed but got a good look at your fellow survivors. Max how do you feel about your tribe?"
"I am feeling good." Max said "We seem to be strong."
"Great, Kirk what do you think about your tribe?" Nighteye asked
"Everyone seems to be good…except for KHHAAANNNNN!" Kirk yelled
"Oh god there he goes again." Khan said
"Well hopefully he does not do that a lot." Nighteye said "Flanders what about your tribe?"
"Everyone looks good. I do not think we are that strong but god diddly I think we have the faith to make it." Flanders said
"Great, finally Rupert what about your tribe?" Nighteye asked
"What the hell?" Rupert said "Not against these guys at all but it's the shock that I am on a tribe with aliens."
"I am an Orc human." Hellscream said
"Well are you guys ready for your first challenge?" Nighteye asked. Everyone said yes. "Good because we need each tribe to elect a leader." The tribes start to vote on parchment.
Zagara's Confession: I am Kerrigan's second in command. She sent me here to learn more about vision and I would elect myself leader but I had to vote for someone so I voted for the weakest. The guy with the sunglasses.
"So Adrian who did you vote for?" Nighteye asked
"The guy who is wearing the Egyptian Garb." Adrian said.
"I voted for the guy in with the Hood." As said
"I voted for As." Max said
"How did you know my name?" As asked suspiciously.
Max shrugged.
"Haha I am just kidding." As said as Chidi voted for Max and Sli horribly wrote Max.
"Max is elected the leader over As 3-2. Max will compete in the challenge." Nighteye said
Max's Confession: I am a former UED Ghost. I can read minds but I choose not to expect to know their names. But I am glad they choose me I am probably the strongest in the tribe.
"Trek tribe who did you vote for?" Nighteye asked as everyone voted for Kirk except for Kirk who voted for Troi. "Kirk is competing."
Kirk's Confession: I am glad they voted for me as the leader. As Captain I should overcome this challenge easily. I have faced many missions and this will be a cakewalk.
"Okay, Simpson's tribe who did you guys vote for?" Nighteye asked as it was 3 votes Skinner, 1 vote Barney, and 1 vote Bob. "Skinner you are competing."
Skinner's Confession: I guess being a Sergeant in the war made them vote for me but I will take the challenge. If I can handle Bart I can handle a challenge.
"And Misc. Tribe who did you vote for?" Nighteye asked as they voted for Zagara who voted for Burke.
Burke's Confession: I am here on behalf of Mr. Tenpenny. He wanted to compete but he is too old so I volunteered to join them and I will not fail him. He wants to million so no common person can have it.
"So our leaders are Max, Kirk, Skinner, and Zagara." Nighteye said "So today's challenge you will be competing for bags in the sand. There are 3 bags. First person to bring a bag back wins the best camp and an extra bag of rice and beans. Second place gets a bag of rice and second best camp. Third place gets a half of bag of rice and last place gets the worst camp. Let's start." Everyone gets lined up. "Survivors ready…go!" Everyone runs as Max has a huge lead over Zagara. Max get to the marked area first and starts digging while Zagara tries to push him off but he holds up his hand.
"You will not attack me." Max said as Zagara shakes her head trying to clear it.
Skinner comes over and tries to tackle Max who shoves him away. Kirk stands off the side and rips his shirt.
"Kirk what are you doing?" Nighteye asked
"I cannot win without ripping my shirt." Kirk said as Max gets a bag and shoves Kirk out of the way to win.
"Not even close OC tribe wins reward!" Nighteye yelled as Zagara's head clears as she tries to dig.
"I hate it when he does that." Zagara said as she find the second bag and runs back as neither Skinner or Kirk tried to challenge her.
"Misc. tribe gets second place!" Nighteye yelled as Skinner finds the last bag but Kirk tackles him and takes the bag before scoring.
"Trek tribe gets third place!" Nighteye said "Congratulations to the three tribes and sadly Simpsons tribe I have nothing for you. Head back to camp."
OC Tribe Day 1
The tribe got to their camp as Adrian looked around. "I am glad to be on a tribe full of humans." He said as the others look at him strangely. "What?"
"Well I am a Goa'uld." As replied
"What?" Adrian asked confused…
"A parasite creature." As said "This body is a host."
As's Confession: I am System Lord As. One of the most fearsome system lords. In fact I am going to control this game with an iron fist. First I shall make allies….like Adrian. He seems to hate aliens and I would love to see why because I would not want him to hate aliens.
"Okay, what about you Max? You look human." Adrian said
"Well I am but I am partially infested by zerg." Max said
"Partially?" Adrian asked
"Yeah…I escaped somehow. It was all a blur." Max replied "I still have my mind but I am stronger now."
"Whatever, you Chidi. What about you?" Adrian asked
"I am a Changling." Chidi said turning into the tribe flag but it was a different color before turning back into human. "See!"
Chidi's Confession: I am part of the Founders of the Dominion. I am probably the smartest here and with my powers I can hide easily as well. They will never expect it.
"Gahh! What about you!" Adrian asked pointing at Sli.
"I am a Miraluka. A force sensitive species. I am blind but I can see through the force." Sli replied
"So what do you in the Republic?" Max asked
"Oh I am a Republic sniper." Sli replied
"But you are blind." As commented.
"I know. I am a good shooter trust me." Sli replied
"Well whatever. We need to work on camp before it…" As says as it starts to rain "…Rain"
Sli's Confession: I am not sure why they do not believe me. I am a sniper. I can see the force and everyone has it. Some more than others like Max who is radiating a lot of force.
"Well we can use the cave over there." Chidi said "We can just stay there."
"Good idea." As said they moved into the cave "And once the rain subsides we can build fire."
Adrian's Confession: So my camp is full of aliens. *beep* this! I hate this *beep*ing tribe. God *beep* it all! I just want to quit but I need the *beep*ing money!
Trek Tribe Day 1
The tribe walked into camp as it started to rain.
"Okay tribe. First thing we need to make shelter!" Kirk commanded "First we need wood."
"Well me and Klingon over here can knock down some trees." Khan said "But we need a good place to put it. I suggest near the river."
"No, if it continues to rain we need to be more inland in case it floods." Kirk replied
"It will not flood. Trust me." Khan said
"You tried to kill me! Plus you are KHAAAANNNNN!" Kirk yelled
Khan's Confession: I knew this will happen. I knew Kirk and me would fight for leadership. Luckily the other three decided not to throw their hats in so I only have to take out Kirk.
Worf sighed and walked in between the Two. "No more fighting! There is no honor is arguing. Either have a fight with the machete or shut up and build the shelter."
"Fine." Khan said "We will do it Kirk's way."
Worf's Confession: It would be easy to kill everyone here but there is no honor in that. One simply does not kill in a game with no killing involved. I shall vote the opposition off into the shameful loser's lodge.
The tribe started to work.
"So you are 7 of 9?" Troi asked
"Yes, they wanted me to choose a real name but I choose to keep 7 of 9." 7 of 9 replied
"Well I am glad to have you on my tribe." Troi said
"Same." 7 of 9 replied
7 of 9's Confession: Troi is dangerous. She acts friendly but she can sense emotion which makes her too much of a threat. I need to get her out as quickly as possible.
"Well, let's get to building the shelter before we catch some sort of sickness." Troi said as 7 of 9 nodded
"Agreed." 7 of 9 replied
Troi's Confession: 7 of 9 barely give off any emotion. It will be hard for me to feel what she is thinking. Which makes her very dangerous and makes me very nervous.
Simpson's Tribe Day 1
The tribe got to camp while it was raining.
"So I guess we got to make a shelter." Skinner said "I was in the Vietnam War. I have made shelters before. This should be no problem."
Bob shook the water out of his hair. "Yes, let's do that. Please." Bob said
"So, umm before we do that. Where is the beer?" Barney asked
"There is no beer." Flanders replied "We are out in the good ol nature made in God's image. Undisturbed by man."
Flander's Confession: Ah, smell the fresh air and see the sights. I love nature so much. Now I get to live diddly live it! This will be fun.
"No….no beer….AHHHHHHH!" Barney screamed and ran from camp.
"Oh god, not even five minutes and we are down one person." Bob said as he steps on a rake and gets hit in the face. "Grrrrr"
Bob's Confession: We are doomed. Seriously! We have a religious nutcase. A drunk guy who already fled camp. My ex wife! And Skinner. What do the other tribes have? One tribe has some strong people. Another tribe are from Star Trek. And the last tribe has that big creature Zag something or other. We are doomed….which is what I want. The less people who know that I am a criminal the better. Muahahahhahahah!
"I am fine with that." Selma said "One less person to take out…say does anyone have a cigarette?"
"We don't have any." Skinner said "We have a pot and some rice and a machete."
Selma gets into a fetal position. "I signed up for big brother not this."
Selma's Confession: My ex husband Sideshow Bob is here and there are no cigarettes. Who invented this evil game? I wish Patty was here.
"Well let's gather up some supplies and build a shelter." Skinner said as water started to rise to their ankles.
"Well we are screwed." Bob said sighing.
"I can help you!" Flanders said to Skinner.
Skinner's Confession: This is going to be tough. I have to go back to when I was in the army. Captured and tortured….no I will not let it happen again…
"Flanders, gather some wood." Skinner ordered "And Bob find a location where there is no water."
"Got it." Flanders said
"We will turn this camp into something livable by sundown! Move it troops!" Skinner ordered
Misc. Tribe Day 1
As the rain poured the Mics. Tribe was taking cover under Zagara.
"This is indignant." Zagara protested
"It works to keep us dry." Burke said "Besides you are making yourself useful."
"Why you…" Zagara started
"No need for fighting you two." Thane said "Once the rain dies down we can work on the shelter."
"Yes, what the creature says is true. Rain will only weaken us. We must save our strength for battle." Hellscream said "Once the rain slows we can start building."
Hellscream's Confession: I am not happy about my tribe. I do not like humans and see the bug guy and the one with sunglasses I am not sure if I can work with them.
"I agree with the Orc." Rupert replied "We will make it up to you Zagara."
"You better." Zagara said crossing her arms. "Because I am not a shelter."
The rain started to let up.
"Okay shelter time." Thane said "Rupert since you have been out here 4 times maybe you should lead us."
"No!" Hellscream said "I shall. I built huge huts before with less."
"I will have to let Hellscream lead." Rupert replied
Rupert's Confession: So far out of the 3 non humans Thane is the only one I like. Hellscream does not seem to like me and Zagara well is not pleasant to be around.
"At least this human knows his place." Hellscream said getting some glares.
"Don't worry Rupert. I know you are experienced." Thane said walking over. "I would like to make an alliance with you."
"Already? Sure." Rupert said surprised.
Thane's Confession: Rupert is trusting individual and I believe he has what it takes to get our tribe far. Because while Hellscream can be a great leader he has old prejudices that will hurt him.
The tribe started to build the shelter effectively.
"What about fire?" Burke asked
"Leave that to me human." Hellscream said taking the machete and hitting it against a rock causing a spark and within minutes he has a fire. "You better thank me with extra rice."
"Yeah…" Burke said
Mister Burke's Confession: Oh how lovely we have a strong tribe but I doubt any of them can make it far. I already can see Thane and Rupert hanging out. I might join them and vote out Zagara and Hellscream.
OC Tribe Day 1
Thanks to Sli the fire was made.
"How did you create fire if you cannot see?" As asked
"Easy." Sli replied not finishing her sentence.
Sli's Confession: Why do they keep asking how I can see things? For the last hour it was. "Sli how can you cut down branches without hitting anything. I am not answering that.
"Well I just want you to know that I have your back if we ever go to tribal council." As offered "If you have mine."
"I have your back." Sli said "You seem to have a level head. We need one more."
"I know who Max." As said "You should talk to him."
"Why?" Sli asked
"Because Chidi is trying to disguise herself as rock." As looked over to see a bright pink rock with eyes.
"Oh come on it is a perfect disguise!" Chidi yelled turning back into human form.
As's Confession: My evil alliance is coming together muahahahaha! Soon I have the loyal solider Sli who has impressed me with her skills. Someone I want on my side. And now I shall get the partially infested Zerg Max. My alliance will be the best hahahaha! Also does my confession say Ass Confession?
Sli walks over to Max who is gathering some logs.
"Aren't those a little big and round for a floor?" Sli asked "I could hear them hitting the ground."
Max nodded as two Zergling claws comes out of his back and slices the wood so they are flatter. "Better?" Max asked
"Are you a Jedi?" Sli asked "The force is strong within you."
"Umm no. I am a Ghost….well former Ghost." Max asked
Max's Confession: I heard about the force and I am guessing it is psychic powers in her world. But yes I have powers but I will rarely use them. Before the game I asked Kerrigan for some advice and she told me 2 things. 1 do not use your powers or you will be voted out and 2 do not trust jackasses.
"Well you seem to know Zagara." Sli said
"Yes, we have a history." Max replied "I helped out Kerrigan a couple of times and Zagara saw me as a threat. All I wanted was a brood for my own and she thought I was trying to take second in command."
"Why would you want a Zerg brood?" Sli asked
"Protection." Max replied "I have a decent relations with the Protoss but some still harbor a grudge towards me and a lot of humans will attack Zerg on sight."
"Oh." Sli said
Sli's Confession: I already trust Max. I mean he is a great guy and plus he will be good down the line to win immunity leaving him a target.
"And yes I will join you and As in an alliance." Max said
"YES!" Sli said hugging Max "You will not regret it."
Trek Tribe Day 1
Trek's shelter was coming along nicely.
"We make a good team." Khan said to Worf.
"We do." Worf replied "But I still do not trust you. You do not fight honorably."
"Oh please. I am stronger and smarter." Khan said "I could do my own dirty work. I killed dozens of Klingons easily." Worf glared at him "But you are different. You wear a Starfleet uniform."
"I am Starfleet and do not forget that." Worf said walking away
Worf's Confession: I will never be in an alliance with Khan. This one is from a different universe but from what I have heard he got someone to bomb a building and using cowardly tactics used a shuttle to blast some admirals in a meeting. I rather stick with the others.
Khan glared at Worf "Oh poor pathetic Klingon. I shall see your torch snuffed soon."
Khan's Confession: Worf will be ruthless in challenges but unlike other Klingons he could be good socially. While rough around the edges he can garner respect in time.
On the other of camp Kirk was talking to Troi and 7 of 9.
"So you girls like what you see?" Kirk asked flexing his muscles.
"I am not impressed by you." 7 of 9 replied "You attempts to impress us or attempts to sleep with us will not work."
"Besides I have a future husband." Troi said "William T Riker."
"Is he the man with the facial hair? Or the bald guy?" 7 of 9 asked
"He is the guy with the facial hair and he can easily take on Kirk he practices in multiple hand to hand combat tactics." Troi said
"Well he is not a Captain like me." Kirk bragged as both women walked away.
7 of 9's Confession: Kirk is not impressive at all. He sleeps with aliens and while that is fine to some I do not rank a person's qualities but how effective he can sleep with someone. He needs to step up to be a leader.
"Wait girls I can be useful! In an alliance!" Kirk yelled as Khan walked by.
"Failing them as much as you failed your son." Khan said as Kirk got angry.
"KHHHAANNNNN! That was not funny" Kirk yelled.
Simpson's Tribe Day 1
The sun was starting to set as Bob, Skinner, and Flanders looked at the poorly built shelter.
"So will this work?" Bob asked as the shelter collapsed.
"God diddily." Flanders said
"So what now?" Skinner asked
Skinner's Confession: I guess I am not as good at building shelters like I thought I am. I am a little rusty from my time in army. But Selma and Barney are not really helping either which is the problem.
"Well I know me being convicted of attempted murder will paint a target on my back." Bob said "But what if we made an alliance and take out Barney and Selma. Neither of them can kick their addictions. Barney is still running around in the jungle and Selma is who knows where."
"Well you did try to kill Bart." Skinner said thinking
"Skinner. He tried to break one of the commandments! Thou shall not kill." Flanders said concerned
"Oh, but I never killed." Bob said "And besides who will vote for a convict. If you bring me you can easily win the million and use it to spread God's name."
"Hmm that does sound tempting." Flanders replied rubbing his chin.
Flander's Confession: God diddily. I have no idea who to do. Bob is useful around camp and that money can be used for my family and church.
"Well I am in." Skinner said "For now."
Flanders sighs "I guess I am in as well but no funny business."
"Don't worry I will not backstab you." Bob replied
Bob's Confession: I will totally backstab them. Flanders is too goody goody for my taste and Skinner is by the back. Although if I had my way Skinner should stay if he stays loyal to me.
"So what about the shelter?" Skinner asked as Flanders knelt down to play.
"Oh please god. Give us shelter." Flanders said as lightning stuck causing some trees to collapse and out of the dust a shelter was made with fire. "Thank the lord!"
"Wow…." Selma said coming over and lighting a cigarette.
"Where did you get that?" Skinner asked
"Stole it from the cameraman." Selma said
Misc. Tribe Day 1
By the end of the day the shelter was built.
"I am impressed." Rupert said to Hellscream "You made one hell of a shelter."
"I had practice." Hellscream replied
"So why do you hate humans?" Rupert asked "I think you are a strong competitor."
"It is a long story human." Hellscream replied "You will earn my respect if you can show it in this game. I am not judging you by your past. Impress me in the challenge."
Hellscream's Confession: Rupert can try to be friendly with me but the moment I become friendly back he will be harder to eliminate. Now if he can impress me then I will be friendly back but right now he is garbage.
Burke was with Thane outside of camp.
"You seem like a trusting individual." Burke said "I would like to make a deal with you."
"What kind of deal?" Thane asked
"An alliance." Burke offererd "You me and Rupert final 3."
"Better than anything else I have come across." Thane replied "Zagara is not the friendliest and Hellscream hates humans."
"I think we should keep Zagara." Burke said "She is huge compared to Hellscream who is strong but his type is not welcome."
"The prejudice type?" Thane asked
"Of course." Burke replied
Burke's Confession: My first target is Hellscream. He is strong and reminds me of a supermutant. Tenpenny demands that only the worthy should receive the money and Hellscream is unworthy. At least Zagara can be used like the Brahmin to carry things.
"I will take you up on our deal." Thane said shaking Burke's hand.
Thane's Confession: I have a majority alliance with Rupert and Burke but I feel uneasy around Burke. Something is not right about him. I have to keep a close eye on him.
OC Tribe Day 2
Adrian woke up at looked at his tribemates.
"Scumbags." Adrian said walking to get water.
Adrian's Confession: My entire tribe needs to be purged! An alien killed my Captain and humiliated me! That bitch I hope has what is coming to her!
As Adrian was getting water As and Max walks over.
"So we need to talk." As said
"I have nothing to talk about!" Adrian yelled
"We need to know why you hate aliens?" Max asked blocking Adrian's path. "And I expect you to talk."
Adrian said "Fine, aliens ruined the empire and one such killed my Captain. She posed as a slave and it turns out she is an assassin going under many names. I tried to hunt her but she always escaped."
Both As and Max looked at each other.
"Was the that girl named Blazek?" Max asked
"Her real name! Why you know of her?" Adrian asked
"She played a few seasons ago." Max said "She gotten pretty far."
"That bitch!" Adrian yelled "Well now you know. Now get the *beep* away from me you scum."
As's Confession: My plan to get Adrian on my side has failed but I know more about him. Poor fellow. His career ruined by Blazek. But I must continue to recruiting. I have Sli and Max and if we switch I need another ally…not Chidi she has been spying on me all day.
Chidi's Confession: How does he keep seeing me? I am hidden very week.
Chidi is watching As disguised as a tree except blue as As sighed.
"I can see you." As said
"No you can't!" Chidi replied
Trek Tribe Day 2
Kirk and Worf were finishing the shelter.
"So you joined Starfleet?" Kirk asked
"Yes, my people think of me as a disgrace but I can fight better than most Klingons." Worf said
"Well it is hard to forgive the Klingons due to them killing my son but I think I can looks past that for you." Kirk explained "You are strong and worthy as an ally."
"You honor me." Worf said
Kirk's Confession: Worf is strong and once he makes an alliance he will keep it. He goes by honor and that means he would make a fantastic ally.
"First person we need to vote out is Khan." Kirk explained
"I was thinking that." Worf replied "I really do not like him and Troi and 7 of 9 are useful."
"I like the way you think Worf." Kirk replied chuckling to himself.
Worf's Confession: I have a lot of respect for Kirk. He helped explore the galaxy when the Federation was still young but he is a bit arrogant and like Khan it could end badly for both of them but unlike Khan Kirk has a sense of honor.
"Do you think you can get Troi?" Kirk asked
"Of course. We serve on the same crew." Worf replied "I will talk with her if we lose and make sure she is with us."
"Good" Kirk said
Kirk's Confession: With both Worf and Troi in my alliance I can take down KHAN once and for all. He needs to go! Having him around will hurt everyone's game. He is manipulative and will do anything to win.
Khan was talking to Troi and 7 of 9.
"So I overheard Kirk saying you two should go around in a bikini." Khan lied
"Oh did he now?" Troi replied not happy.
Simpson's Tribe Day 2
Around noon Barney came back to camp.
"About time you showed up." Selma said with her hands on her hips.
"What happened?" Barney asked "I was asked to apply to this reality show by Homer and next thing I know I was in the jungle."
"You are in Gabon." Skinner said "You ran out in the jungle when you realized there was no beer."
"Oh, well I must have sobered up." Barney said looking around "Ahh I see the shelter was made and fire."
"Yes, we could have used your help." Bob replied not happy.
Sideshow Bob's Confession: Barney abandoned us on day 1 and he comes back expecting us to keep him. Well he is right because I want people who want me gone first to go. Which is Selma.
"Well when I was walking back I came across a pond with some fish and edible berries." Barney said taking out some berries out of his pockets.
"Well you might have abandoned us. But God diddily you provided some of God's glorious fruit!" Flanders said as the berries were passed around.
Barney's Confession: Geez I must have made a huge fool of myself on day 1. I sobered up for now and to be honest I feel a bit more energetic and I can think more clearly.
Selma looked unamused by Barney providing food.
"Well just remember that he ran away looking for beer." Selma said
"I promise I will not do that again." Barney said "It was 1 night."
"Good, because if you do we can vote you out." Selma added
Selma's Confession: Bob will be targeting me first and I do not want that to happen so if I put the target on Barney I figure he would be easier to get out over Bob since he seems to have Skinner on his side and maybe Flanders.
Mics. Tribe Day 2
Mister Burke was watching everyone around camp grinning.
Burke's Confession: So I have a majority alliance in the tribe. I know in the terms of strength I am the weakest but it matters not. I almost always get the job done. My only failure was nuking Megaton so we can eliminate that eyesore in the horizon.
Zagara was working on getting some branches to help the shelter feeling a bit nervous.
"So Hellscream would you like an alliance?" Zagara asked
"Why would I need an alliance?" Hellscream asked "I am a warrior. I fight my own battles if my brothers are not around."
"Even if it means ganging up on the humans?" Zagara asked
"Hmm well if the Orcs ally with Trolls and Ogres I guess we can ally." Hellscream said "Okay I am in."
Zagara's Confession: HA! The first alliance of the game. I doubt any of the humans have thought about making an alliance. Kerrigan will be proud of me.
"So who do we target?" Zagara asked "We need to eliminate someone in case we somehow lose?"
"HA! Looking at the other pathetic tribes I doubt we will lose. But if we do let's eliminate Burke." Hellscream said "Rupert has some value like a lowly Peon."
"Good, then we need one more. We can rope Thane in." Zagara said
"I like that." Hellscream said
Hellscream's Confession: I really wanted to wait when we switch tribes to get into an alliance because Zagara is not the best creature to ally with. She is Zerg and from what I heard they are conquers. A worthy fight but I cannot trust them.
Immunity Challenge Day 3
All three tribes entered the challenge arena with a platform above a mud pit.
"Welcome to immunity." Nighteye said "It's been an eventful 3 days. So Adrian how are you liking your tribe?"
"I hate it. It's full of aliens!" Adrian yelled "What do you think wolf freak!?"
"Well someone is a bit grumpy. Has he been like this?" Nighteye asked
"Yes, sadly." Sli replied
"Worf, how is your tribe doing?" Nighteye asked
"We are doing well. We have a shelter built and are now ready to engage in honorable combat." Worf said proudly.
"Great, Flanders what about you?" Nighteye asked
"The good lord brought us shelter and fire." Flanders replied "Oh and Barney found some berries."
"Good, and Rupert how is your tribe doing?" Nighteye asked
"We are doing great." Rupert said "A little rocky but it is an odd tribe."
"Well let's get to the first challenge." Nighteye said "As a tradition the first immunity challenge will have one player from each team face off in a free for all. Last player to stay on the platform wins a point. First three teams to 3 points wins immunity and last place team goes to tribal council. Let's draw for spots and start." Minutes later. "First 4 are Sli, Kirk, Flanders, and Burke. Go!"
Flanders stays back as Kirk tries to grab Sli who pulls his arm behind his back and throws him into Burke who was charging in.
"Ow, this female is stronger than I thought." Kirk said
"Not to mention that I am blind." Sli said as she charged over and grabbed Kirk before throwing him into Flanders as Burke tries to fight back but Sli managed to shove him off as Kirk and Flanders fell off as well."
"OC wins a point! They are up 1-0!" Nighteye said as Sli walks off the platform into the mud. "Next up are As, Worf, Bob, and Zagara…go!"
Worf grabs Bob by the hair as As tries to grab one of Zagara's legs but she shakes him off before charging in and knocking both Worf and Bob off.
"Misc. tribe wins a point!" Nighteye said "Next four up are Chidi, 7 of 9, Barney, and Thane…go!"
Chidi transforms into Nighteye expect light blue. Although it did not fool 7 of 9 who through her off. Barney tackled Thane using his weight to pin him down. 7 of 9 came over and tried to push them off except Barney managed to grab her and toss her off with Thane.
"Barney scores a point! Only Trek tribe has 0 points." Nighteye said "Next up is Adrian, Khan, Selma, and Hellscream…go!"
Khan and Hellscream charge at each other as Khan kicks Hellscream back. Adrian grabbed Selma and tossed her off before Adrian and Khan double teamed Hellscream taking him down.
"Thanks." Khan said
"No problem" Adrian replied before Khan shoved him off.
"Trek scores a point. Each tribe has 1 point!" Nighteye said "Next up are Max, Troi, Skinner, and Rupert…go!"
Max shows off the two Zergling claws from his back keeping the other three away as Rupert tosses Skinner off then Troi before charging at Max who knocks Rupert off.
"OC scores their second point!" Nighteye announced "One more point and they win. Next up are Sli, Kirk, Selma, and Hellscream…go!"
Hellscream attacks Selma and easily knocks her off as Kirk and Sli go after each other.
"Hey after this you want to make an alliance?" Kirk offered "I am a captain."
"No." Sli said throwing him off before Hellscream grabbed Sli and tossed her off.
"Misc scores their second point! They are one away from winning!" Nighteye yelled "Next up are As, Khan, Bob, and Zagara…go!"
Khan and As tries to take down Zagara who tosses As off. Bob stays back. Khan was almost able to shove Zagara off but she grabs him and shoves him off before taking Bob off as well.
"Misc tribe wins immunity!" Nighteye yelled "Only OC, Trek, and Simpsons tribes are left. Next up are Chidi, Troi, and Barney…go!" Chidi disguises herself as Troi only pink as Barney knocks Troi off then Chidi.
"Simpsons score their 2nd point! One more and they are immune!" Nighteye announced "Next three up are Max, 7 of 9, and Ned…go!"
Once again Max reveals the claws from his back and runs into 7 of 9 taking her out. Ned grabs Max who tosses him off easily.
"OC wins immunity!" Nighteye yelled "Simpsons has 2 points and Trek has 1. Next 2 up are Worf vs. Skinner…go!"
Skinner and Worf charged but Worf slams Skinner off.
"Trek scores a point!" Nighteye said "Next point wins. It is Khan vs. Barney…go!"
Barney tried to use his weight against Khan but Khan lifts him up and tosses him off.
"Trek tribes wins immunity!" Nighteye announced. "I am sorry Simpsons tribe but you will be going to tribal council tonight. However you get to send someone to exile island where they can look for a hidden immunity idol."
"We will send Khan." Skinner said
"Khan you will rejoin your tribe tomorrow. For the rest of you head back to camp." Nighteye said
Exile Island Day 3
Khan arrived at exile island.
"Fools, they will regret this." Khan said arriving at a small shelter as he saw a note in the shelter. "There is many hidden immunity idols this season. One will be randomly hidden in the area. You will get no clues."
Khan's Confession: Oh this is fun. They sent me to exile island and if I can get my hands on a hidden immunity idol I will be safe. Not to mention if I continue to come here I can get enough idols to take myself to the final 5.
Khan started to look around the shelter and out in the jungle before coming around a stump. He looked inside and found the idol.
"HA!" Khan said
Khan's Confession: Me and Kirk are butting heads and this idol will give me an edge. You may have defeated me in the past but revenge is a dish best served cold.
Khan then relaxes in the shelter inspecting the idol. "You will be quite handy"
Simpsons Tribe Day 3
The tribe came back to camp disappointed in the loss.
"Hmm that could have gone better." Skinner said the tribe starts to wash up.
"God Diddily. I was hoping we would avoid this." Flanders replied
Flander's Confession: My goal is simple. Avoid tribal council because that's when the backstabbing and sinning happens. I am not into that. I was to play an honest game.
"So we are the safe ones." Skinner explained "We can vote out Selma, Sideshow Bob, or Barney."
"I want to keep Barney. He was the only one to score in the challenge." Flanders said "Plus with him being sober he can contribute more."
"Okay so it is down to Selma and Bob." Skinner said
"Well Bob is an exconvict but he has done a lot for us while Selma is a Debbie downer." Flanders added
Skinner's Confession: Both Selma and Bob have to convince us in order for us to keep them or they are out of here.
Bob walks up to them. "So we need to ditch Selma." Sideshow Bob said "I mean we were all bad in the challenge and she did the worst."
"Well you did pretty bad too." Skinner said "And you did try to kill some people."
"Well in all honesty most of those were Bart." Sideshow Bob replied
"My neighbor and no not working." Flanders said
"Well how much work has Selma done? Nothing. She stood around smoking and making comments." Sideshow Bob explained
Sideshow Bob's Confession: I do admit I do hold a grudge against Selma since I failed to kill her. I expect her to do the same thing but guess what. I have done more than you and you will suffer the humiliation of getting voted out first. Muhahahahahaha.
"Well you are right." Skinner said "Have you told Barney?"
"Not yet. He is talking to Selma." Sideshow Bob said
On the other side of camp Barney and Selma were talking.
"So Sideshow Bob will vote you out." Selma explained "He will backstab us in an instant."
"I see." Barney replied nodding
Barney's Confession: The past 3 days have been hectic for me. I am sobering up and it is a weird feeling. It always is but when I am sober I found out I can do some stuff I could never do drunk like fly a helicopter or do physical stuff. I almost went into space once…I think it was all very foggy.
"I just need to talk to Flanders and Skinner." Selma said "Unless you can do it."
"Umm sure." Barney replied getting up.
Selma's Confession: If I ask them myself they know I will be trying to sway them and even if I try to put my charm on Skinner kind of shutters and Flanders is married. I need Barney to save me.
Barney walks over.
"Yes Barney?" Skinner asked
"Umm I came over here for something but I kind of forgot." Barney said walking away.
"Okily Dokily." Flanders said "Okay now that they are away who are we voting? I am still split between the two."
"Hmm I know what you mean." Skinner said rubbing his chin.
Skinner's Confession: Maybe Bob was right. He is more useful. Selma did not even approach us to talk about an alliance but at the same time can we really trust him.
Tribal Council #1
The tribe walks into the Tribal Council and sits down.
"Welcome to Tribal Council. Grab a torch and let's get started." Nighteye said "So Barney I heard that you disappeared for a day."
"I did. Back in Springfield I was a drunk and I drank a six pack before I came here and I am sobering up." Barney explained "I am hoping that being out here I can sober up."
"Just do not disappear again fatass." Selma said
"And Selma you stole cigarettes from a camera man." Nighteye said "That is not allowed but how is camp doing?"
"It stinks. It is hot, buggy, we have shelter and fire but that is it." Selma said
"But shelter and fire on day 3 is great." Nighteye explained
"Does not matter." Selma replied
"So in 3 days you lost 2 challenges and the tribe is in disarray." Nighteye explained "But this is far from the worst tribe. Who is the leader?"
"I guess I am." Skinner replied
"Do you feel you are a good leader?" Nighteye asked
"I am a principle I lead students and I will lead this tribe to victory." Skinner said
"Oh please." Selma said rolling her eyes. "We all know that the school is awful and you listen to your superintendent."
"Sideshow Bob being an exconvict do you think that puts a target on your back?" Nighteye asked
"Of course. I know Selma is after me because I tried to kill her." SideShow Bob explained "However I am just trying to start a new life with the money I get from this game? Can't you blame me? I have been in jail so much and with a man of my talent I could be much more."
"Except you still tried to kill me." Selma replied
"Flanders, do you know who you are voting for tonight?" Nighteye asked
"Yes diddily yes." Flanders replied "We have three people in our tribe that are asking for a second chance. Barney who ran away on day 1, Bob who is a convict, and Selma who did poorly in the challenge. One of them unfortunately will not get that second chance."
"It is time to vote. Flanders you are up first." Nighteye said
Flanders goes up and votes. Sideshow Bob then votes.
Selma
"I never loved you. I hope that you go home tonight." Sideshow Bob said before heading back to his seat. Barney then votes followed by Skinner and finally Selma.
Bob
"Even if you did not try to kill me I would not trust you." Selma said before heading back.
"I will read the votes." Nighteye said grabbing the urn. "First vote…"
Selma
Bob
Selma
"First person voted out of Survivor…"
Selma
Selma grabbed her things. "So you rather keep a convict over me. I see how it is."
"Selma the tribe has spoken." Nighteye said snuffing her torch as Selma walked away. "It seemed like an easy vote but can you live with your choice? Head back to camp."
Selma's Final Words: I did not like this game anyways. They do not give the essentials and they surrounded me with weak minded men. At least I get to be on vacation for the next 36 days.
Next time on Survivor- Drama heats up at OC tribe as Adrian continues to fight. On Trek tribe it is a struggle as Kirk and Khan fight for leadership.
Voted for Selma: Bob, Flanders, Skinner, Barney
Voted for Bob: Selma
Notes on the booted: Selma was originally casted to be Marge but seeing that Marge was going to go first and she had a lot more respect and switched it to Selma to be casted and go first. I also at one point had Moe but casted a female instead.
So enjoy and comment on who you liked and who you hate.