Ed, Edd, n Eddy: Saviors of our Planet

Prologue

June 26, 20—

18:55, Siberia

My name is Eddward Hale. I am the "leader" of the Redemption. This is the only entry I'll write in this diary I found. We might succeed, we might not. But we'll never be forgotten.

From information gathered, the chimera invaded Earth on December 21, 2012. They kept a group of young 'meat-things' under a dome that mimics the condition normally for that day. They not only studied us, but they also filmed our lives similar to what Hollywood did in the movie The Truman Show. Yes, the chimera can have entertainment also. I assume the vestigial memories of the converted trigger the laughing hormone in their brains.

There are 12 members of Redemption:

The first one is John "Jonny 2X4" MacDonald. His most known trait among us is the piece of wood that he converses with. He also can climb surfaces almost as good as the slipskulls. He also has an abnormally large head.

The second one is Kevin Phoenix. He can keep a level head in a tight situation. He was a stuck up jock when he was younger but now he can tolerate all members of his little group. He is very agile and can fix just about anything.

The third one is Rolf Nikolas. He is a farmer and immigrant from Europe. He can find a weak point in something quickly. He is also the leader of a group called the Urban Rangers that became part of Redemption.

The fourth one is Nazz Van Bartenschmear. A beautiful angel that suffers from vanity, she can patch up any wound and is our unofficial medic. She wanted to learn medicine after we found out the truth. She also is in a relationship with Kevin.

The fifth one is James "Jimmy" Nerosha. He is a very prissy kid and is friends with Nazz and Sarah. His skin is very pale and he wears a retainer. He is very creative when he wants to be. He also wants to be strong but doesn't have the balls to do it.

The sixth one is May Kanker. A blond, buck-toothed girl, she hails from the trailer park. She is stupid along with her sisters, but has her bright moments. She had a crush on Ed but got over it recently.

The seventh one is Lee Kanker. A redhead girl with a temper second to Sarah's temper. She is a very manly girl and used to chase Ed, Eddy, and myself everywhere along with May and Marie Kanker. She had a crush on Eddy but got over it.

The Eighth one is Marie Kanker. A blue haired girl that used to chase me around. She still has a crush on me and she used to shoot stuff with a BB gun before we learned the truth.

The ninth one is Sarah Curless. Her most known trait is her very violent temper. She is also spoiled and gets her brother, Ed, to do anything she wants.

The tenth one is Edward "Ed" Curless. He is abnormally strong, to the point of picking up a house. He isn't that intelligent. He loves gravy, buttered toast, and aliens so much. When we found out the truth, he was so ballistic I thought we should execute him so when we're liberating Earth he won't give away our position. He is very loyal so I could count on him to not go ballistic in the presence of an alien.

The eleventh one is Eddy Magee. He was a greedy asshole until I yelled at him to the point that he cried. He couldn't learn from mistakes as was shown time and time again. He suffered from a Napoleon complex due to his small stature.

The twelfth and last one is I; Eddward "Double-D" Hale. I am the smartest kid in the neighborhood. I can make just about anything out of just about anything. I also wore a ski cap that hid my deformity which I'll tell you about later.

Us twelve used to live in a town called Peach Creek until that day. The day we had to leave the cul-de-sac. I got to go, the Redemption is leaving. Bye.

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