The Complete Adventures Of:
Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Inspector Gandalf
James Norrington and Saraman
You may not know this, but Gandalf is Inspector Gadget in disguise. He tries to hide it, but it is very difficult for him sometimes. In the Lord of the Rings, his cover was blown several times.
Blown Away!
James Norrington and Saraman
One day, Inspector Gandalf was sitting on top of the wall in Minas Tirith, thinking. He decided to spy on the Witch King.
He sent his ear to Osgiliath attached to a long tube, which was attached to his head. He was listening intently when he heard the Pig Orc leader talking to the Witch King.
"What of the Wizard?" asked the Pig Orc.
"I will break him," answered the Nazgul.
"Not if I break you first!" Inspector Gadget said to himself. His ear flew back to his head. The guards on the wall were highly amused and went to report to Denethor about the freaky things Gandalf was up to.
"Go go Gadget helicopter!" said Inspector Gadget. His head opened up and out popped helicopter blades. He flew off the wall and over the plains until he got to Osgiliath. He snuck up behind the Witch King who was feeding the Chicken Orc to the Fell Beast that he was sitting on.
"Go go Gadget butt!"said Gandalf. The Witch King turned around because he heard Inspector Gandalf speak. Immediately, open flames erupted right into the Witch King's face and the force of the explosion blew him away. The Pig Orc, still occupied with eating the rest of the Chicken Orc and completely unaware of what was going on, suddenly smelt a ghastly smell eminating from behind him.
"Well, THAT will definitely kill the wizard," said the Pig Orc.
"Go go Gadget Helicopter," said Inspecter Gadget and he flew back to Minas Tirith. The Pig Orc continued to stuff his face, not realizing that he was alone.
Denethor watched, wide-eyed, as Gandalf flew over the wall. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. He had thought his guards were losing their minds. Terrified like the coward he was, he ran girlishly back inside the House of Stewards.
Finis