Crackish - I came up with this while eating dinner. Review, please.
Also, does anyone know how to put a poll on a profile page?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, YuGiOh, or Disgaea.
The duel was intense. The fighters both knew what moves the other had in their arsenals, and easily countered said moves. Naruto could not let himself lose. Sakura and he had finally tracked Sasuke down, and had had him agree to join Konoha again if only they managed to beat him.
"Rasengan!"
"Counter!"
"Counter-Counter!"
"Counter-Counter-Counter!"
"Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter!"
"Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter!"
The problem was that beating Sasuke was not as easy as it sounded. In fact, beating his fellow 15-year old genin was turning out to be almost as difficult as defeating a 100-year-old immortal, intangible Uchiha or a god who could bring himself back from the dead.
Maybe they should have just promoted us all to Jounin rank, Naruto thought, as he countered Sasuke's Chidori in a way that would make an Overlord proud.
Somewhere, somewhen, a child named Laharl sneezed.
Meanwhile, Sakura was making sure that Naruto did not die, in between Gamabunta-level punches.
After a long, epic battle and several monologues, both of which were not written down, the three ninja knew that it was time to finish their battle, once and for all, with an epic move that would be remembered for the rest of history.
"Relative Summoning Jutsu: Resurrection! Brother, I summon you! Attack!", Sasuke cried out, and sure enough, Itachi came out of a wooden coffin a moment later, moving faster than the Mangekyo could see.
"What? You can't do that, that's not fair!"
"Screw the rules, I have eye cancer!"
"Fine, then. Relative Summoning Jutsu: Resurrection! Father, please help me! Defend me!", Naruto responded (surprisingly calmly for a guy being attacked by Itachi), and the Fourth Hokage blocked Itachi's jab.
"Relative Summoning – Oh, wait, I don't have a super – awesome – ninja – relative. Guys, can I borrow one of your summoning scrolls?" Naruto, in the fashion of a true gentleman, threw two of his scrolls at Sakura's head. On the other hand, Sasuke was a complete *******, but he enjoyed a fair fight, and he wasn't going to be outdone by Naruto. Sasuke threw three of his scrolls at Sakura's newly – injured head.
As Itachi and the Fourth Hokage fought, Sakura looked at the scrolls that had been thrown at her, and a smile crossed her face.
"Stop everything!"
"We're in the middle of a duel, here, Sakura – we can't stop!" exclaimed Naruto (as is evidenced by the exclamation mark)!
"Yeah, Sakura!", Sasuke shouted, not to be out-exclaimed by his rival.
"This is part of our duel, you know – I'm fighting too! Summoning Jutsu! I summon Exodia. OBLITERATE!"
Needless to say, Sasuke went back to the village, and was traumatized for life.
Sakura found the soul of an ancient pharaoh and freed him, defeating the forces of darkness in the process.
To be continued in Ninja Duel Academy... (Maybe)