[AT EMMA'S HOUSE]

Mr. Alonzo: Where is emma i haven't seen her for a long time

Ghost of emma's mom: yes its true

Mr. Alonzo: ah a ghost

[IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN]

[Emma and Daniel resurface from under water, as the remains of NBA Superstar LeBron James' yacht begin to sink]

Emma: are we the only survivors

Daniel: i don't know honey pants, lets smoosh lips for old times sake

Emma: NO DANIEL OUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD MOST LIKELY PROBABLY NO SMOOSH LIPS FOR YOU DEAL WITH IT

Daniel: Aw shucks ok the-

[Daniel gets cut off because a jet ski drives up to them and brakes to the side like a motorcycle in a cool action movie, and a wave splashes over Daniel and Emma. It is NBA Superstar LeBron James on the jet ski]

LeBron: AHA I AM NOT THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THIS BOAT "ACCIDENT" OH WELL IT IS TIME TO LEAVE YOU BOTH OUT HERE TO DIE BECAUSE YOU AHVE NO VALUE BEING ALIVE IN THIS WORLD OK BYE

[LeBron James faces his butt at them and lets out a loud toot. He then rides away on his motor jet ski]

Emma: that was not nice and now we are dead meat?

Daniel: it's ok emma baby we'll get out of this maybe someone will show up soon

[suddenly another jet ski approaches, on it a mysterious australian bad boy, about the same age as Emma and Daniel]

mysterious australian bad boy: who did this to you

Emma: it was NBA Superstar LeBron James. he tried to kill us because of his desire to bed NBA Commissioner David Stern. oh also he killed all of our friends and enemies and frenemies probably

mysterious australian bad boy: that's it. NBA Superstar LeBron James... PREPARE TO BE JAX'D

[mysterious australian bad boy rides off on his jet ski to catch NBA Superstar LeBron James]

Daniel: wait... you forgot about us

Emma: well i guess we have to just wade in the water

Daniel: hahahaha get it like NBA Player Dwyane Wade play for Miami Heat basketball team of National Basketball Association

Emma: no

[AT THE BOAT DOCK]

[NBA Superstar LeBron James removes his very cool jet ski helmet to reveal he is NBA Superstar LeBron James]

LeBron: Finally, one show that takes place in Miami down, now to take out Austin & Ally. Then I will be the real King of Miami™

[suddenly NBA Commissioner David Stern manifests next to NBA Superstar LeBron James]

David Stern: hello NBA Superstar LeBron James. thank you for doing my bidding for me

LeBron: you are welcome NBA Commissioner David Stern. wait you aren't NBA Commissioner David Stern

[NBA Commissioner DaviStern take off mask and reveal he is actually new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver]

LeBron: NO NOT THE FACE OF THE NEW NBA I MUST DEFEAT YOU

[but before NBA Superstar LeBron James can make a move to defeat new NBA Commissioner Adam Sliver, a mysterious australian bad boy figure appears behind NBA Superstar LeBron James]

mysterious australian bad boy: NBA Superstar LeBron James... PREPARE TO BE JAX'D

[but before mysterious australian bad boy can make a move to defeat NBA Superstar LeBron James, another two figures appears behind mysterious australian bad boy. it is Emma and Daniel, who are wet from the ocean they just swam through]

Emma: NBA Superstar LeBron James, i am tired of your shenanigans so please go away before i use my magi- i mean extreme negotiation skills to make you go away

LeBron: no not extreme negotiation skills, i must run away to the only place that will love me again, cleveland

[NBA Superstar LeBron James runs away to cleveland ohiao]

Daniel: you did it emma lets smoosh lips

[Emma and Daniel smoosh lips]

[everything is romantic and awesome again]

[or is it]

[tune in next time]