I don't own anything Sonic.

Shadow was sleeping peacefully when the annoying noise of his alarm clock startled him awake.

"Damnit, I told Sonic not to set that thing anymore!"

He reached for the gun under his pillow. He keeps one there in case of an emergency, like what if Sonic eats the last corn dog. Well, he grabbed the gun and shot the alarm clock right before the insidious beeping drove him insane. The shot startled everyone downstairs and moments later Sonic came into Shadow's room with bugged out eyes.

"What happened! I heard a gunshot!" he yelled frantically.

"Yeah, that was me asshole" Shadow said.

"Why so grumpy ?" sonic asked.

"Why the hell do you think!" Shadow answered.

"Look, I wouldn't have to set that thing if you would just get up in morning!" Sonic replied

"I do!" Shadow retorted.

"Yeah, if you count 1:00 in the afternoon, morning."

"Fuck off!" Shadow shouted.

"Nice comeback," Sonic said sarcastically.

"Look, I'll get up when I want to!" Shadow argued.

"Come-on, you need to get up and move," Sonic told him.

"This coming from the hedgehog that locks himself in his room for 6 hours while he plays World of Warcraft," Shadow retorted

"Your just jealous because I'm a Lv. 86 mage," Sonic replied.

"Yeah... jealous... of WoW," Shadow said.

"Whatever, I give up. Knuckles! Get in here!" Sonic called.

"I'm comin, I'm comin!" Knuckles yelled from downstairs, "This had better be good, Sonic!"

"I give up!" Sonic yelled frustrated with Shadow.

"Fine, whatever, just go downstairs," Knuckles ordered Sonic.

Knuckles turned to Shadow, "Alright, I honestly don't care whether you get up or not, but just so I don't have to here Sonic whine, get up or I'll nail you to the wall."

"You wouldn't," Shadow challenged.

"Try me," Knuckles replied already holding nails and a hammer.

"Fine, I'll get up," Shadow promised.

Knuckles left the room after that felling accomplished. 5 minutes later Sonic heard another gunshot, so he went up to Shadow's room and peaked in the doorway to see a horrific sight.

"KNUCKLES!" Sonic shouted.

Knuckles was starting to get pissed off, "Somebody better be dying!"

He walked in and saw Shadow lying on the floor with a red liquid looking like it was coming out of his head.

"What did you do to him!" Knuckles shouted at Sonic.

"Nothing!" he replied.

"Okay," Knuckles started, "if we just walk away, no one will have to know."

That's exactly what they did. They left room, shut the door, and carried on with their day. Meanwhile in Shadow's room.

"Hehe. Suckers." Shadow mumbled as he wiped the ketchup off his head. "Me: 1, everyone else: 0."

After he finished with the ketchup he crawled back into bed knowing Sonic and Knuckles wouldn't come back.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sonickles: Well, that's it. Sorry for being OOC. Sorry for being short. Sorry for the severe lack of updates. Hopefully I'll update A Super Sonic Roadtrip soon. Till then, see ya.