True Blood is both the worst, and best thing I have ever seen. I highly recommend it as a healthy alternative to Twilight. Um… I guess this would have taken place at the end of season two, between when Maryann was killed and Bill was kidnapped and Sam left…. if that had been longer than a day. FUCK YOU! IT'S JUST A DAMBASS PIECE OF SHIT THAT I MADE AFTER WATCHING THE ORGY OF FAIL CALLED TRUE BLOOD!! And in response to a horrible trap AxSxW fanfiction that left a bad taste in my mouth. WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT?!?! WHY?!??!?! And if you don't know true blood, this will not be as 'great' as it was in my head when I wrote it.
I did my best to smooth out inconsistencies, but this fic will require an open mind. JUST PRETEND, OKAY?! JESUS! IT'S FANFICTION PEOPLE, NOT FAN-100%-TRUFAX. Nonetheless I should still be killed for this.
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Seras awoke with a start. She tried to open her burning eyes but all that she could see was blackness. Around her was cold and dark, compressing in on her from all sides She was disoriented, and gasped for air (a habit that Alucard was all too quick to point out should have died- along with her body- over 55 years ago. but old habits die hard.) and quickly found that she was surrounded by dirt. Some unknown instinct inside of her told her to dig, but she had progressed further than that. She calmed herself down and allowed her body to phase to the surface. She breathed an un-needed sigh of relief when she could finally get her bearings.
She took a moment to first examine her surroundings. There were the familiar sounds of the night humming all around her, and her acute senses were taking in every detail. The warm humidity, the crystal clear night sky, the full moon. It was, as her master would say, a perfect night. Until she realized she was in a landscape far from familiar to her. The trees were huge, and moss draped tiredly from their low hanging branches. There was a kind of fog on the ground, like a Scottish moor, and the sound of many night animals and water could be heard all around. Was she in some kind of bog? a swamp?
That's right. She was not where she had been before! she thought back to the last thing that she had remembered. Alucard. Her ex-master had phased her here-wherever here was- so that she would be safe. They were after her. She suddenly remembered the previous night, when a subordinate had informed Alucard that the Vatican would be sending it's top agents after her. They had taken the obvious stance on the issue of vampire rights when their race had 'come out of the coffin'. And although they weren't taking actions publicly, their secret section 13 had been all too happy to quadruple their number of agents and start acting on a massive scale in Europe. Covertly, of course.
With Hellsing reduced to a powerless nothing after it's government takeover, and her and Alucard's release with the death of Sir Integra, Alucard had been thrust back into vampire society. And for Seras, it was culture shock. She learned the rules almost as quickly as Alucard was able to verify his identity and power enough to recapture the throne he had once been seated on for centuries. Although he had no official title, or real place designated for him in the vampire social structure any longer, it was unanimously assumed that he outranked all vampires that had challenged him, and most assumed all vampires that existed.
With the life at Hellsing left behind, there were no external conflicts for them to focus on. They were finally free, and this had allowed them to start a strange sort of relationship. Seras still had refused to be freed from Alucard, until he forcibly released her in order to take her as a mate after a few years filled with strange tension. Their relationship had been as good as it could be and their lives had been happy until the cat was let out of the bag, so to speak.
Their life had been turned upside down. People were either offering yourselves to you, or trying to 'exterminate' you. It was chaotic. She and Alucard had managed to stay hidden from the media, but things only got worse when she found out that she was pregnant. Alucard had made it clear that absolutely no one was to touch her until the child was born, and treated her like she were made of glass. It was understandable though, because a born vampire was a rarity. only a few other vampires knew about Seras's condition, and, especially now that the humans knew about them, they weren't going to be so quick to spread the news around. But after the threat from the Vatican, Alucard was outraged. He wasn't going to take any chances. He had decided to transport her to somewhere where she would be safer, but he admitted that even his power had limits. he would have to drain much of his energy to transport her somewhere far from the Vatican's grasp. but he assured her that she would be underground, and therefore safe. and he knew that she was strong enough to find her way to vampires that could help her, or at least take care of herself.
So Seras sat there and recovered from the exhausting trip. She had almost forgotten that she was already eleven months pregnant. The pregnancy seemed to be much longer for a vampire than a human, much to her horror, and at this point she only looked to be about 4 months along and it was astonishingly apparent on her tiny frame. (to her eyes, anyways. hence why she was now wearing a loose-fitting sundress to hide her swollen abdomen)
With her senses recovered, and her situation assessed, she turned her attention to the next matter at hand; figuring out where the hell she was. She guessed south. it was pleasant and warm. Was she somewhere in the Americas? That sounded right. Alucard would want her as far away as possible from Europe. She recalled her schooling from her time as a human. Where were there swamps? She honestly had no idea. That had been over 60 years ago!
She sighed and decided that she might as well start looking for some kind of sign and be thankful that he put her somewhere warm. It didn't take her long to find an unmarked, dirt path. after following for what would have taken hours for a normal human, she reached a larger, paved road. with signs! one read, "BON TEMPES – 3 MILES" and not far behind it was a sign marked US ROUTE 86 "Well" Seras thought. "I always wanted to see what the U.S. was like." She contemplated how she would have reacted if one had told her during her human life that this is how she would see for herself.
Then she realized that she had nothing! No clothes, no money, no anything. Just the dress on her back. And she was getting very hungry. She would have feed for her baby soon. "I guess Bon Tempes it is then. I sure hope that they have something to eat."
soooooo...... yes? no? I am almost 150% it's no, and that i should die in a fire, but should I post the rest for the lulz?