My funny little friend
I place Emily upon my shoulder
We're inseparable we two are
The best of friends and I told her
Wherever I go she's never too far
She grins up at me, dauntingly
No one else seems to understand
My very, very, very special little friend
Alice hisses, Sharon scowls and Gilbert
Mutters something quite fowl whilst
Oz and Liam rush in to find I had already
Left the scene far behind, my partner in crime,
My alibi, easing each other's boredom,
Isn't it easy to see why?
She's my amigo, my funny little doll,
Just don't tell her I said that; or she'll
Kill us all!