The night was bright in the sky. This happened sometimes when Aizen forgot to turn off the lights. Starrk found it quite irritating. Here he was, trying his best to get some good shut-eye, and Aizen-bloody-sama had to leave the lights on! It was just rude. Lilynette was deep asleep on the couch next to him. This was also rude. Why should she be allowed to sleep when he could not! Angrily he stood and pushed her off the couch. She yelped as she hit the floor.

"What was that for?" She hollered.

"I cannot sleep."

Lilynette rolled her eyes. "Oh great… here we go again…" She muttered.

Ignoring her existence, Starrk skedaddled off into the night. If he couldn't sleep, and Lilynette couldn't sleep, then NO ONE WOULD SLEEP!!! The first room he happened upon was the very deer Yammy. He flung open the door only to discover Yammy sitting up in his bed munching on a potato.

"YAMMY!!!" He declared loudly.

"Ah, right on time Starrk." He mumbled as Starrk paraded off to the next room. Sleepily, Lilynette poked her head around the door.

"Oh, Yammy-san. You're already up!"

Yammy nodded. "Every single time Aizen leaves the light on I get woken up by Starrk, so I just don't bother going to sleep anymore."

Lilynette nodded. His statement made sense.

"HALIBELL!!!"

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU- oh… it's just Starrk…"

"NNOITRA!"

"Urgh… not you again…"

GRIMMJOW!!!!!"

"ARGHH!!!! IT'S THE PUPPIES!!!! THEY'RE AFTER ME!!!!!"

"ZOMMARI!!!"

"Hello Starrk."

"GIN!!! TOUSEN!!!!!"

"Ah… Aizen's left the lights on again…"

"Ah… what a dilemma."

Lilynette was still trundling after her older self, and when she arrived in Gin's room, she wondered if she really should have.

"Gin… Tousen… um… why are you sharing a bed?"

Tousen shook his head wisely.

"Oh-Kay then… I'll just be going." And with that, she fled to the next room.

"ULQUIORRA!!!!"

"Shut up trash."

"SZAYEL!!"

"Huh-whaa!?"

"AARONAERIO!!!"

"What?"

"What do you want?"

"BARRIGAN!!!"

"Mpphh…zzz…zzz…" Was his only reply. Lilynette poked her head around the doorway and grinned.

"Trust the old geezer to sleep through it!" She giggled.

Starrk stromed through the corridors, he was a man on a mission. The halls twisted and turnded, and still he walked. Finally he reached his destination. The mile high doors had giant letter 'A's emblazoned on them as door handles. Firmly, Starrk ceroed both doors into little pieces of ash.

"What is it this time Starrk?? You know that every time you do that I have to go out and buy new doors?"

"And yet every time they look exactly the same. And every time you still can't TURN OFF THE BLOODY LIGHTS!!!!! HOW HARD CAN IT BE MAN!??!!"

Aizen stood up lordingly off his bed, piles of candy wrappers falling to the floor as he did so. Then Starrk noticed something that he hadn't before, due to the fact that Aizen's zanpakto had been hiding it for decades.

"My word you're fat!" He exclaimed.

Aizen quickly and guiltily reactivated his shikai.

"Tell no one!" He hissed. "And I will let you write a reminder to me about the stupid lights."

"On your forehead."

"Yes, yes, fine, on my forehead. Now you promise you won't tell?"

"I promise Aizen-sama."

"But I didn't!" chuckled Lilynette from the corridor. This was great, now she finally had black mail that would get her one up on both Aizen and Starrk. Life was sweet. And she suspected that it was about to get sweeter.