Pairings: Implied Konzen x Goku, Sanzo x Goku AND Kenren x Tenpou.

Warning: Shounen-ai, AU, mentioned boy on boy sex, slight OOCness, and pure crappiness.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Saiyuki, no matter how much I want to.

One: Doubles and Mishaps

Seiten Taisei Goku, a demon born from Heaven and earth. Short with brown hair, golden eyes, fair skin and a look that could kill you with its cuteness. He could cause mass destruction if his limiter was knocked off, but other than that…he's somewhat of an ordinary guy.

"GOKU!"

Key word: Somewhat.

"Tenpou!" The heretic shouted, flinging himself towards the blackette. The elder chuckled, crushing his cigarette out in the ashtray. "Ma, ma, Goku. Just what did you do this time?" Tenpou asked, looking down at the distressed demon.

"I kind of, sort of, busted Kenren's sword." The heretic squeaked out before the aforementioned redhead bounded around the corner, a pissed off look on his face. "Save me!" Goku shouted, clinging to Tenpou's leg.

"Don't bother Tenpou! I'm going to kill the fucking little chibi-chan." Kenren growled out, tugging on the saru's shirt. "Oh he's fucking alright." Tenpou stated, a creepy smile etching its way onto his face. The redhead stayed silent, hoping that if he stayed absolutely still…he wouldn't notice and eat him.

"You morons." A blond stated, coming up behind the three. "We have a meeting to go to. Get off your lazy asses and get moving." The man, Konzen, stated. Goku quickly unattached himself from the older brunette's leg and clung to Konzen, wrapping his arms around the blond's shoulders.

The brunette smiled brightly as he rode Konzen into the meeting hall where many gods and heaven dwellers were seated. What was unusual were the human monks and priests sitting around the table as well as some demons. Konzen scowled slightly as a few monks bowed down, mumbling apologies under their breaths. How he loathed it when humans tried to seem worthy. How wrong they could be.

Tenpou smiled slightly when he looked around the room as well. There were two groups that stood out. One completely of demons; a redheaded prince, a female medic, a swordsman and a little girl. The other, though, was human. A blond priest, a redheaded half-kappa, and obvious human-turned-demon male. The two groups vaguely reminded the blackette of his little gathering.

"Hey Konzen. That priest looks a lot like you." Goku mumbled into the blond's neck, ignoring the looks he got from many of the guests. Konzen simply ignored them, taking his place beside his aunt – Kanzeon Bosatsu – while his two companions took their seats beside him. Goku simply swung around and sat on the blond's lap like he always did.

"Good evening!" Kanzeon stated as she walked into the room. Many of the humans started bowing and saying "I am not worthy" while the demons simply bowed. The group with the demon prince and Sanzo monk stayed how they were. Kenren found this highly amusing.

"I hope you all know who my nephew is." – when Kanzeon pointed out the blond, Konzen buried his face in Goku's hair, not in the mood to deal with this – "And who this lovely boy is." Goku stared at the woman, slightly confused. What did have anything to do with this?

When only a few of the guests nodded, the Merciful Goddess continued, a frown on her face. "Goku is a heretic, born of the earth and heaven. And for a certain reason, we need to bind our nations – Demon, Human, and Immortals – together. That reason is to defeat Gyumaoh.

Our once crowned prince, Nataku, was successful long ago. But, now, that binding is weakening. Homura, the current War Prince, isn't strong enough to go against the Five Founding Scriptures and Gyumaoh. And thus, we must band together to defeat the demon. I turn to Kougaiji, son of Gyumaoh."

As the redheaded prince started discussing the propositions of the current task at hand, Goku found himself utterly bored. "Konzen, I'm hungry." The boy whined, twirling the blond's long hair around his finger.

Ignoring the people gathered around the table, Konzen stood up and picked up the brunette, smiling slightly when the saru clung to his shirt. Kougaiji just continued with the discussion and for that, Konzen was slightly grateful for. Tenpou and Kenren stood up as well and followed the blond out the door.

----x----

"I don't get it. How did such a geezer get a cute chibi like that?" The redhead asked, leaning on the table slightly. The meeting was currently taking a break and practically everyone had left for the time being.

"I assigned Konzen to take care of the boy. Plus he named him as well; it's only natural that they bond." Kanzeon stated, leaning on her right elbow as she drank from her wine glass. "Of course." Tenpou stated, coming up behind and taking up his place from before.

"Tenpou!" A loud shout could be heard before the doors were thrown open, a distressed saru clinging to the blackette. "Kenren?" The elder asked and – upon receiving a whimper and nod as a reply – stood up, taking the short brunette with him.

"Seriously Goku, I'm getting to old for this."

"If you're too old for saving me from the moron then your two old for your nightly activities as well." Goku argued, causing the blackette to stop short of the doors. Tenpou looked back, a creepy smile once again on his face. The brunette quickly dropped to the floor, scrambling for a place to hide behind. He ended up hiding behind Sanzo – the guy looked like Konzen anyway.

Tenpou continued on his way, merely whistling a random tune while he lit his cigarette. "Creepy." Goku muttered from his position behind Sanzo. Shivering slightly, he looked over at Gojyo, who had a weird smile on his face.

"What?"

"You're pretty cute."

"Ouch!" Gojyo exclaimed, having been hit with Sanzo's infamous paper fan. Hakkai simply chucked, turning to the brunette to help ease any distress he had. Amazingly, the boy didn't respond in the traditional way and had, instead, turned to stare at Hakuryuu.

"Ah, I see you've met Hakuryuu." The boy simply nodded, a cute look on his face. "What is he?" The young brunette asked, turning around fully to look at the dragon.

"He's a dragon. Tell me, have you never seen one?"

"Nope. Konzen doesn't let me out of the temple; only gone as far as the gardens. He's afraid I'll become 'corrupted' and turn into Kenren. As if." Goku mumbled, standing up and brushing off his pants. "Well, if I must say, you seem pretty well off here."

"I guess." Goku turned around a kissed Sanzo on the forehead and bounded out the large double doors, a grin on his face, not having realized that the priest wasn't his caretaker.

"N-"

"Don't say a word."

Let's just say that I'm bored, I had this idea, but not much to make an actual story. So you get a drabble. Probably the first of many. Hope you enjoy. Ignore any grammar and/or spelling mistakes. Also, ignore the pure crap this is made out of. Like I said, I was bored.

Also, taking in ideas for future drabbles. Once again, they don't need much of a plot. Hell, you can just give me a few words and I'll make them into a fucking drabble. Just think about it.