Konbanwa Minna-san! How is everybody? I'm Arie and thank you for reading this. This is my first fanfic on my own and I'm kinda leery about it.

One quick little note…I am a beta for Vampiress-Kagome and you should go and check her stuff out! It's AWESOME!! I totally love her and her work. And I'm 'idea girl' for Asterixa. READ AND REVIEW YOU MINDLESS DRONES!!! READ AND ENJOY THE WONDERFUL STORY FULL OF YAOI/SMUTTY GOODNESS!!

On another note this story came to me at about 2 in the morning and just wouldn't let me go! I totally got in trouble at school for writing a fic like this. They took it away from me! I had to apologize to the principal before my mom would go and get it back for me! I'm pretty sure a lot of people will agree with me when I say school totally SUCKS! And with that I will stop the insane ramblings and get on with the fic!

Warnings: Yaoi or guy on guy. Sexual situations? Problem? There should be a little back button on the upper left portion of the screen……CLICK IT IF YOU NO LIKE! I will mark it so you can read the rest of it if you feel like it.

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Disclaimer: (I got Kakashi to do it. Hehe) Yo. Arie doesn't own Naruto. She makes no money off of this. This is only the work of her depraved mind. (pained look) Now Please give me back my book! You promised!

Me: Ok Ok. But I don't think I like the 'Depraved mind' part. Take it back or the book goes Bye-Bye! holds Icha Icha Paradise over lighter

Kaka: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! NOT DEPRAVED! GENIUS GENIUS!

Me: Butter me up why don't you? Here.

Kaka: holding book like a lost child (mutter) Not depraved just insane…

Me: Did you say something?

Kaka: NO!

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Hahaha. Just a quick glimpse into my head. Scary innit?

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Rabid Plot Bunnies!

Ch. 1

"Naruto? What are you doing? What the hell is that?!" Gaara yelled at his little brother trying to figure out what exactly tore through the room. He eyed the room, taking in the pure destruction left in Naruto's wake. Dust covered everything, the large rock thing in the center of the room, the carpet, the walls, but mostly the form sprawled in an artless grace amidst all the disturbance.

"I'm tryin' to finish my art project." At the blank look given to him by the red head Naruto elaborated. "The summer art project that Anko-sensei assigned? School starts tomorrow and I have almost finished it." Naruto had the grace to look abashed.

Sighing, Gaara tried to control the urge to hit his 'little brother'. Though exactly HOW he managed to look so damn CUTE was beyond him. Yet he pulled it off. Normally bright golden hair was dulled by marble dust, blue eyes sheepish as he wiped a hand over a whiskered cheek. "Naruto why is it that you always wait until the last minute to finish your projects? I swear that you always come out by the skin of your teeth with these things. Anyway Iruka says it's time for dinner. Clean up and come on down."

"Okay…" Naruto sat up and gained his feet with a feline grace. Blue eyes flashed blood red as he approached the other boy and pressed a rough kiss to those soft lips. Hearing the noise of surprise Naruto pulled back, enjoying the faint look of shock in Gaara's sea-green eyes. "I love you, Nii-san. And I want you inside of me." With that he walked down the hall, missing the look of speculation that appeared on Gaara's face as he watched the little fire kitsune.

Gaara pondered his aniki's attitude change as he went back downstairs. Naruto's aggressive side rarely appeared, and only then when he was stressed massively about some thing. But what did he have to be stressed about? He was one of the smartest people in the whole goddamn TOWN though admittedly very innocent in his mannerisms. He was as innocent as Haku was devious. And that was saying A LOT. They made a very interesting family foursome. Naruto, the youngest and a naïve genius, Haku, the sweet, cunning, devious, smart androgynous boy the more closely resembled a girl. Gaara, the oldest, a boy with a past as dark as the eyeliner rimming his cold jade eyes. Another genius, like the other two, that never did anything to encourage human contact. In fact he did everything in his power to avoid people he didn't know. Last is Iruka, the man that adopted all of these lonely, lost souls, a man that showed each of them the first kindness they had ever received.

Lost in his musings Gaara hadn't noticed his feet carrying him to the kitchen, a place of great warmth and love. He stopped in the doorway and allowed himself to take in the scene before him. Haku, slicing his way through a mountain of vegetables arguing with Iruka, who stood over a pot of stew on the stove gesticulating with a wooden spoon as he spouted off the nutritional benefits if cheese.

"Cheese is part of the dairy food group! It has important amino acids that your body needs. How could you not like cheese?! You Mister I-can-drink-an-entire-gallon-of-milk-by-myself-in-ONE-DAY-if-you-give-me-the-chance! You wipe out the other two's milk without a second thought if your out! And I must say that buying at least 2 gallons of milk a day is starting to get a little expensive. But seriously Haku, how can you not like cheese?"

"I'm not sure but it could have something to do with the fact that plain old cheese tastes disgusting. And anyway Iruka-san I didn't like cheese as a child why would I like it now? You know you've been on spiel for half an hour! If it will appease you I'll try cheese. But I know I won't like it." Haku warned as he casually pitched a very, VERY sharp knife into the sink over his shoulder, without ever turning to look. Gaara noted that he'd even tossed it by the blade.

"Stop hovering in the doorway, Aniki and come sit. Is Naruto coming down at all?" Haku asked as he dumped the vegetables in the simmering broth on the stove. "He's going to be late for dinner at this rate."

"Is he alright? He seemed kinda spaced out today." Iruka asked the pale red-head, worry tingeing his dark brown eyes.

"He's fine. Just cleaning the dust off from his project. He should be down soon." Gaara replied taking a seat at the center island of the kitchen. No sooner had the words left his mouth than a bright orange shirt rocketed into the room shouting "RAMEN!"

"Sorry Naruto, but we're not having ramen tonight. We're having some rice and fish, steak potato and bacon stew and a lemon-orange-mango sherbet that Haku made for dessert." Iruka stated, hauling the stew pot off the stove and onto the table. He flipped off the stove and forlorn, adopted sons face. Silence reigned in the kitchen for a few minutes as everyone stared at the downtrodden expression on the blonds face.

Even Gaara felt the intense urge to give in to the little blond kitsune. Everyone waited to see who would crack first. It was hard to say but it was believed that it was simultaneous. At least that was the story.

"Naruto be good and I'll buy you ramen tomorrow after school." Came from both Haku and Gaara at the same instant. Only Gaara's voice was heard.

"Honto? Honto Ne?! Thanks Gaara! Waii ramen!" Good humor restored Naruto plopped down next to the red head and asked "So what's for dinner Haku-chan?"

All three sweat dropped at the little ones forgetfulness.

Cheesy time skip

After Dinner

"MMM! That was good. Thanks for dinner Iruka-san!" Naruto patted his full stomach and watched as the others sweat dropped………again.

"What?"

His innocent question was met with silence as everyone gathered their dishes and placed them by the sink. No matter how many times they watched him eat they were still amazed at how MUCH food the boy could put away. He had eaten almost half of the food on the table and yet he never seemed to gain an ounce. Iruka recovered From his watching-Naruto-eating-induced stupor first and started dispensing chores like a General.

"Naruto you're responsible for dishes tonight. Gaara you help him. Haku please finish up your laundry and start on folding. I'm going to make sure we have everything needed for school tomorrow. Tell me now if there is anything that you might need. Gaara if you do go out tonight please make sure you are back by the time we need to go. Good night."

He was met with a chorus of ' Alright. Good night' as he walked out, knowing that they would follow his orders.

"Do you need anything washed?" Haku asked, putting his dishes in the sink.

"Nah, I'm good. You Gaara?"

"No."

"Alright. I'll be downstairs if you need me." Haku walked out, seeing the gleam is Gaara's eyes as he saw Naruto's shirt plastered to his stomach as he played in the water. He'd have to come back in a bit to make sure Iruka wouldn't walk in on them.

"Come on Naruto let's hurry up and finish this. I have things to do tonight." Gaara approached the blond from behind and started drying the dishes Naruto had washed. Flicking water at each other and generally making a mess of the kitchen he was semi surprised that they HAD finished the dishes at all. Wrapping his arms around the taller boy Gaara brought his mouth down on the tanned neck so close to his mouth. Nipping and sucking harshly on his flesh Naruto was grateful he didn't bruise very easily.

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Naruto moaned at the hot mouth grazing over his shoulder and leaned back into the assault on his flesh. "What brought this on? We just did that this m-morning, oh damn that's gooood, uh."

"Nothing really. You just look good enough to eat. And I'm still hungry." To prove this he once again

nipped at the tan flesh under his lips, running his hands down the bright orange shirt, slipping marble-pale digits under and over warm, succulent flesh, reveling in the moans that fell from those rose-petal lips.

"That's cause you never eat anything. And I don't count as food. Damn, where the Hell did you learn THAT?" Naruto hissed in pleasure as Gaara ran his tongue along the shell of his ear and slipped his hand down Naruto's front to dip his finger into the shallow indention on that smooth stomach. Running his free hand through Naruto's hair and viciously tugging the blonds head to the side, he didn't answer. Instead he used lips and teeth and tongue to reduce the younger boy to a quivering mass of sensation.

"Gaara, uh….please…."

"Please……what? What do you want? Na-ru-to?" Gaara enjoyed listening to those whimpers as he toyed with the button of Naruto's pants, fingers briefly brushing against the bulge decorating the front. The whimpers changed in pitch as he flicked open the snap, neither noticing the figure in the doorway.

"I…I want…you. Just you. Please Gaara. Please stop teasing me. UH!"

Gaara gave him what he wanted. He got more of Gaara. Gaara running his hands down his front, palming open his jeans and slipping a hand into the waiting heat. Gaara wrapping his hand around Naruto's sizable erection and giving a hard squeeze. They both jumped when another hand wrapped itself around Naruto, and an arm slipped between the two to caress Gaara's hard abs.

"Oh. I see you two got started without me. And what would have happened if Iruka caught you doing this? Count yourselves lucky that it was me instead of him." Haku breathed into their ears, forcing Gaara to start pumping as he undid the front of the smaller boy's denim and grasped the pale flesh in his other hand. Naruto let loose a sound between a moan and a whimper as his knees buckled forcing him back against the other two. Gaara gasped as Haku's cool hand came into contact with his heated flesh, catching Naruto as he fell without a second thought. Though, admittedly, thinking was a relative phrase.

Haku smirked as he pleasured both of them, leaning forward to muffle Naruto's moans, whimpers, and garbled invocations of their names. Pausing briefly and earning a whimper and moan from both respectively, he whispered, "We have to be quiet. Iruka is still downstairs and he could come up any minute. We don't want to face him if he ever finds out about us. I don't think we could erase his memory again without some serious repercussions."

With that he resumed his activities, before either could think of a reply. Once again he covered Naruto's mouth to silence him, and he sped up his hands, knowing what they both liked after all this time. He flitted his fingers over the head of Gaara's cock and drew an answering whimper from Naruto as Gaara's hand tightened around him. Even through Gaara he felt the violent shudder Naruto let loose as he came hard, coating his stomach and both boy's hands. He slumped forward, breathing hard from the force of his climax, as he turned and watched Haku bring Gaara to a shuddering, moaning climax, mouths locked together in a harsh kiss.

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Slowly recovering Naruto redid the front of his jeans, after reaching for the towel hanging from the handle of the fridge. He wiped away the evidence of their 'play' and handed the towel to the other two, resting his back against a cabinet. He smiled, a small true smile as Haku helped him stand again, steadying him on his feet as his legs tried to give out again. "Thanks Haku. So what did you come in here for anyway?"

Haku turned and gave Gaara a small, gentle kiss as he stole the towel from him. Wiping his hands clean he tossed the towel on the table before turning and leveling an amused stare to the little blond. "I saw Gaara looking pretty predatory before I left and I knew I would have to keep Iruka occupied so he didn't find out again. I really don't think that we could erase this from his memory without some traces of them still remaining. And I really don't want to find out how many times a person can have his memory erased without it affecting some other part of his mind. As it is we've probably already given the poor man Alzheimer's. And I was supposed to remind the both of you Iruka had to get to the school early tomorrow so one of us will drive the others."

With his message delivered he walked out of the kitchen, leaving behind two temporarily satisfied, grinning and smirking, half-breed demons.