Here's a songfic that came to mind while I was surfing YouTube. It reveal's Naruto's true feelings towards Sasuke, sorta.
DisclaimerI don't own this song.
The Rookie Nine had long since left behind that title and had grown up to be fine shinobi. Every once in awhile they would all meet up and have some fun. Tonight happened to be karaoke night at a local bar for the ex-rookies and they were living it up. Naruto grinned as he watched Ino Yamanaka stumble off stage and decided it was his turn. A quick glance into a dark corner let him know that the recently returned Sasuke Uchiha was still in the bar and still brooding. Naruto whispered something to the live band before taking center stage.
"Evening, everybody!" He announced with a goofy grin. A quick gesture and the band began playing a slow, soft, romantic song. "This song goes out to the person Sakura and I spent two years chasing and finally brought back six months ago. Sasuke, this goes out to you." Sasuke sat straight up in his chair and glared at the fourth wall. If this turned out to be a yoai songfic between him and Naruto, someone was going to die, starting with Naruto then the author.
"I knew it!" yelled out Kiba Inuzuka. "Naruto's gay for Sasuke!"
On a dime the song suddenly changed from a romantic song to a rock one, confusing everyone in the room.
There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you
Sasuke's eyes bulged. 'What is the idiot doing?'
You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me
Sasuke slowly stood up. He did not like where this was going.
Seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today!
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, Step up, Step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down!
Sasuke had enough; Naruto was going down. He shot up into the air straight for the blond-headed idiot. "Sharingan!" He yelled. Naruto was anticipating the attack, however and intercepted the Uchiha without stopping the song.
There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do
Naruto slammed Sasuke into and through a table forcing the occupants to jump up and curse them. Quick on the rebound, Sasuke rolled and kicked Naruto into the air. Naruto landed on the ceiling feet first and grinned at the scowling Uchiha.
You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not
The pair leaped at each other with Kunai drawn. A metal clash rang out as Naruto's force pushed Sasuke back down to the ground. The blades shook as each tried to overcome the other. Sasuke suddenly ducked down and flashed his kunai at Naruto's face, drawing blood. Sasuke grinned.
"Loser…"
You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today!
"Naruto, Sasuke! Stop it!" Sakura Haruno yelled as she got in between the two. "You guys should know better than to fight inside a bar!" At first Naruto seemed like he was going to listen for a second but shoved a wild grin into place instead.
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down!
Is gonna bring me down!
Naruto ran forward and sidestepped Sakura. He jumped and landed a solid kick on Sasuke's chest and pinned him to the floor. At the point the band slowed the music down. Sasuke struggled under Naruto but couldn't move.
Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
The music picked up again.
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away!
Sasuke grunted and shoved Naruto backwards into Kiba. Kiba fell to the floor cursing and the lady he was trying to seduce laughed. "Damn it Naruto!"
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
The bartender poured some drinks and set them on the bar as Naruto jumped up on to it. Sasuke flipped through some hand signs and breathed in, "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" Naruto dodged the attack but the bar took the attack head on. When the flames cleared each drink was burning with a small flame and the people seated at the bar cheered.
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Nearly every table was now destroyed and the occupants had formed a large circle around the combatants. Naruto created a shadow clone and stuck out his hand while Sasuke formed more hand signs. "Rasengan!"
"Chidori!" The charged each other. The band picked up where Naruto left off.
Bring me down
(shut up, shut up, shut up)
Won't bring me down
(shut up, shut up, shut up)
Bring me down
(shut up, shut up, shut up)
Won't bring me down!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Naruto and Sasuke's attacks clashed and threw both of them back into walls. As the dust cleared they climbed out and began walking towards each other.
"NA…RU…TO! SA…SU…KE!" Sakura yelled dangerously. Drops of sweat began rolling down Naruto and Sasuke's face.
"Truce?" Naruto offered.
"Definitely" Sasuke said. They threw smoke bombs down at the same time and took off out the door with a pissed off Sakura chasing them.
"DAMN IT! WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE REPAIRS!"
"SASUKE WILL!"
"TRAITOR!"
"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!"
The end!
Hope you enjoyed it.
The song was "Shut up" by Simple Plan