chapter 1
FUCKKKKKKKKKK! I said. 3 raiders shotting mini-guns. I unhulsterd my assault carbine. GO TO FUCKING HELL BITCH! I yelled at the wasteland raiders. Sorry but I think you people are wondering who I am ... I am the lone god/deathless man named zero. I have lived in the Capitol wasteland for 5 years now. Ever scence that bitch Amata kicked me out of the vault 101. anyway back to the story! FUCK YOU! Yelled a dieing raider. Back at ya. I said. I kicked him to the ground and left him to die. Not even 25 seconds later I herd electricity crackling I look at my t-45d power armor theres a lot of holes and wires coming out of them. Oh son of a cock sucking bitch! I said as I blow up.
I woke up by crashing into a pond. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK KKK! I yelled. I tried to get up … I fell. Then my helmet fell of my head and what I saw I didn't believe. I was a pony a fucking pony! My god. I said. Well this is fucked up! I yelled. I herd a noise from behind me I put my helmet back on and terned around to see a big ass scorpion. Everywhere I go there are abominations like you! I said. That seemed to piss it off. the scorpion is at lest 30 fat away and 10 feat taller then me. (But what zero didn't know is that hes being watched by our favorite fillies.) Then I charged and jumped and yelled "falcon punch". And it did a lot of damage thanks to the t-45 power armor that was now changed to fit my body. Then I did my special combo move (multiple falcon punches) then after a relatively short battle (the way zero liked them) the scorpion fell down dead. Then I herd a loud yell that sounded like a complement on my victory I terned around to see 3 young kids. One was orange and had wings another had a horn then the last was jest a pony. Ummmm hi, the horned one said. I jest started to tern around to find shelter when I got asked a question from the same horned pony. Whats your name sir? I stop terned around. I'm called many things but you may call me zero. I said. When I was about to go on my marry ass way I noticed some thing move to revile a wight horned pony. Sweetie bell there you are do you know ho... she said as she saw me. She screamed and 5 more ponies came into view. Rarity whats wrong!they all said at once even the young ponies. Thats whats wrong. she said as she pointed at me. Well didn't your mom ever teach you not to point its very mean. i said. Then the blue one that was flying gasped when see saw the dead scorpion. Whats wrong rainbow dash? The purple pony asked. That thing is dead! She piratically yelled. Then the six ponies all saw the scorpions blood on me. Did you kill it ? Asked the purple pony before I could respond the orange kid came next to me and responded for me. Ya he totally killed it he also kept yelling falcon punch to! It was super cool! the young orange pony said. SCOOTALOO GET AWAY FROM THAT THING. Said rarity. Well your nice. I said. And I have a name its zero, I said. then I terned to scootaloo. Some nice friends you got, I said. Then I looked to the setting sun. anyway I better get going sun setting and I must find shelter. I said. Before I tried to get away from them. No you'll be put in front of princess Celestia for trial for killing an endangered type of scorpion, the purple pony said. I terned around. Fuck off, I said. And started to walk away when rainbow dash charged at me knocking me to the floor. Apologize now, she said. I know I'm out numbered plus there kids here better reach a diplomatic point or this will get ugly fast. Listen it was me or it so I chose to live rather then die. I said. But you didn't have to kill it, the purple pony said. Ya well the rainbow one didn't have to charge me, I said smirking in my helmet. Well I wont get up till you apologize, rainbow dash said. Well... you don't want to get off then ill make you! I said. Then I used all of the strength I had to knock her off me. But she wouldn't let go so I grabbed her wing her wing. You got 3 seconds before I brake your wing, I said hate in my voice. Hold on now hows about we all seamer down now, said a orange pony said. Not until he apologizes to twilight! Rainbow dash yelled. 3! I yelled. Then I herd rainbow dash scream and let go of me. MY WING, she yelled as tears formed in her eyes. I tolled you to let go so LIVE WITH IT, I yelled. then i got kicked in the back by the orange pony. Her eyes widened I could tell she didn't think it trough. Then 4 rocks hit my helmet knocking it off then gave the orange pony the opportunity to knock me out.