"Puck!" Sabrina shouted, shaking a fist at the fairy boy as he dangled her diary above his mud pile.
"Puck, I swear to God, if you drop that, I will severely kill you. First I'll ripped you wings off-" she started, but was cut off.
"Who's God?" Puck asked, tilting his head to the side.
"You don't know?" Sabrina asked, dumbfounded.
"Is he you boyfriend?' Puck asked, a hint of jealousy in his voice.
"Not in the least. You've got to be kidding me. You seriously don't know about Jesus, God, any of those people?" she asked. Puck shook his head.
"Well, I'll teach you if you hand me back the diary." Sabrina tried, desperate to get her diary back.
"No, I'll keep it and I'll give it back when you teach me." Puck said.
"Fine." Sabrina growled, storming off to get her bible.
Puck didn't know about God...well, not once since he'd move in had he gone to church with them. Plus he was a clueless fairy all together. What had she expected? Grabbing her bible of her dresser, Sabrina walked back to Puck's room.
"OK, fairy boy. it's simple. All you have to do is read this book and you'll know about God. Got it?" she said.
"But...It's so...fat. Read it to me. You know I'm allergic to books to." Puck grumbled. Sabrina rolled her eyes. Of course he was going to be picky.
"OK. You doze off, that's the end of it. I leave." she said, plopping down on the ground. He nodded.
"Where to start...well, God is what created us all..." and that how the afternoon went, Sabrina explaining to Puck about God, then she read the bible. It took a lot of work, but Puck stayed awake.
When they finished, Sabrina stood up and out stretched her hand.
"What?" Puck asked.
"Dairy. Now. We had a deal." she said.
"Oh ya. Here." he said, handing Sabrina her diary. Sabrina then dropped the bible on the ground and stormed out of the room. "Dinners in 5 minutes."
"Sabrina?" Puck asked.
"Yea?" she answered?
"Umm...thanks."
"Welcome." she muttered, blushing.
Two more seconds later, if she wouldn't of left, Sabrina would of saw a smile spread across Puck's face.
Later that day at dinner, Puck asked a question Sabrina thought she would never hear. "Hey old lady!'
"Yes Puck?" Granny Relda had said, setting a bowl of neon yellow soup in front of him.
"Could I...maybe...go to...what was it...oh, church with you this weekend?" he asked, stuffing bits of baby blue bread with the soup on it. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" he asked.
"That's wonderful liebling! It's wonderful that you want to go to church. Would you go to church school to?" Granny Relda swooned.
"What's that? If it's anything like regular school, no way." he said.
"Well, there's no homework. All you do is learn about God." Daphne suggested, obviously wanting to ruin Sabrina's only Puck free place.
"I'll go." Puck finally said.
Great, now Sabrina had a church partner. Just wonderful!