What would the characters of FF7 do for a Klondike Bar?
"What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?"
"I dunno."
"Would you do everything the next girl you talk to asks you to do?"
"Sure I guess."
"Hi I'm Aerith!"
" Hey flower girl, your wish is my command."
"Build me a wagon to sell flowers in!"
Zack builds a flower wagon
"Zack Fair just built a… is that a stroller?"
"It's a flower wagon!"
"Oh, sorry. He just built a 'flower wagon' for his girlfriend. Give that guy a Klondike Bar!"
(Audience cheers)
"Whoa wait, I had to build like five of these things to make this girl happy, I think I should get more than just one lousy Klondike bar!"
A landslide of Klondike bars come and sweep Zack away till his screams of horror can no longer be heard.
(Audience: O.o)
"What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?"
"I would…write a poem?"
"Not good enough. Would you destroy LOVELESS?"
"NEVER!"
"How about…KILL YOUR FAMILY!"
"Sure, I've never liked them anyways."
(Audience isn't sure whether to clap or not)
"What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?"
"…"
"Um…hello?"
"…"
"Mr. Valentine?"
"…What do you want."
"Oh good you're alive. Lying in that coffin there I was starting to get a little concerned. So, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
"Nothing."
"Come on, surely you can think of something."
"No."
"You can't think of a single thing you'd be willing to do for a delicious Klondike bar?"
"NO."
"How about now that it has a thicker more chocolaty shell?"
"Still nothing, but I know I'd kill for peace and quiet right now. Literally."
"Uh…ok then I think I'll go on to the next on the list. Good bye Mr. Valetine, but if you think of any responses to my-"
"LEAVE!"
"Ok ok I'm going!"
(Audience is confused)
"What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?"
"I don't even know what you just said."
"Wow you really were a deprived child weren't you Seph."
"Are you disrespecting me?"
"N-not at all sir! Here, try a free sample."
Seph takes the sample and eats it. Eyes widen.
"This…this is…AMAZING! It's the best piece of food I've ever tasted! I want more! MORE!"
"Uh…so…what would you do for a Klondike bar?"
"I would destroy the whole damn world with a fricking METEOR for this stuff!"
"You can't be serious."
"Oh watch me."
(Audience is starting to wonder about the contents of Sephiroth's Klondike bar sample…)
"What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?"
"I love Klondike bars! I'd do anything for one!"
"Would you wear a stupid costume?"
"Yes."
"For a whole week?"
"Yes!"
"In public?"
"YES!"
"Alright then, here ya go."
Tifa receives a very…promiscuous looking cowgirl outfit.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me…But it's not like anyone important is going to see me…and I DO want that Klondike bar…Fine!"
~ ~ ~ One day later~ ~ ~
"Sephiroth? Zack? Cloud? Oh great what timing…."
"Tifa, why are you-"
"Klondike Bar."
"WHERE?"
Everyone looks at Sephiroth.
"Er…Genesis likes Klondike Bars."
"Riiiiiight."
Authoress Note: There may be more, but there probably won't be. I can't really think of more ideas. Reviewing might tempt me to continue though :3