EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DIXIE
VS
SASHA
BEGIN
[DIXIE]
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SEXY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH
YOU NEVER LIKE CHARLIE AND YOU NEVER LIKE HIS SHIT
I'M THE PRETTIEST DOG AND I'M A BETTER SINGER
YOUR ANIMATED FILM AND SERIES IS CRAPPIER
WE MAY BE IN DISNEY BUT YOU'RE THE WORST VERSION
AFTER ALL HAVING CHARLIE AND ITCHY MAKE SOME FUCKING SIN
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME LITTLE SASSY GIRLY SLUT
I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING WITHOUT A PAIN IN THE BUTT
[SASHA]
OH MY ASS IS JUST FINE IT YOURS WHO'S COMPLAINING
ALMOST REPLACE BY THAT COPPER I DON'T LIKE YOUR DAMN WHINING
I OWN A CAFE AND SANG TO ALL THE DOGS AROUND
YOU JUST STAY IN THE CARNIVAL SINGING AT THE ENTIRE TOWN
I THINK YOU LOOK BETTER FUCKING UP THAT GREYHOUND CHIEF
CAUSE YOU'RE BOTH AGRESSIVE AND EVEN PLAIN MEAN
YOUR MINION ZELDA WELL SHE'S OVERRATED
WHEN I MURDER YOUR VAGINA IT YOU WHO WILL GET FADED
[DIXIE]
OH DON'T BE SO SASSY AFTER BEING A CLEAN FREAK
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET TO HEAVEN WITHOUT EVEN DYING
YOU CAUSE CHARLIE TO LUST YOUR TIT AND YOUR SONG THAT IS HORRIBLE
YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN DISNEY CAUSE YOU'RE TOO TERRIBLE
WANT A PERFECT DOG WELL I GOT ONE FOR YOU
IT A DOG WHO WILL MURDER YOUR BONER OR TWO
AS A SINGING STRAY I'M A TOP DOG DISNEY
DON'T WORRY SASHA IT OKAY TO BE CRAPPY
[SASHA]
YOU IRRITATED ME WITH YOUR WORD THAT HURT ME
BUT YOUR LINE ARE SO OLD IT LIKE YOU FUCK CASH BEFORE ME
IT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OF HOW I GOT TO HEAVEN
AT LEAST I HELPED GET CHARLIE OUT OF THE COURT AND AS INNOCENT
WHAT JOB DID YOU DO OH WAIT IT NOTHING
HOW CAN A BITCHY DOG LIKE YOU SURVIVE IN THE COUNTRY
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND SEND YOU TO HELL
JUST SO CARFACE AND KILLER TO RAPE YOU OH WELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE