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A/N. I know that this story doesn't make any sense, but I am extremely bored, and have just finished reading a book where the cutlery are taking over. long story.
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (.)!!
Legolas was walking down the road when he heard a strange noise. He pulled out his bow and an arrow and prepared to shoot when he heard a rustle in the bushes next to him. He stared at the bushes, watching them intently, when suddenly. a tiny little teaspoon tumbled out, its bowl gleaming in the dim sunlight.
"Awe!" the elf said in surprise. "It's absolutely adorable!!!" he placed his weapons down on the ground and offered his hand to the little teaspoon. It eagerly fell into his hand and sighed. Legolas stood up, smiling at his founding, when the bush rustled yet again. Legolas waited and stared at the bushes when something else came tumbling out of the bushes.
It was white and shiny, and the teaspoon started to tremble in Legolas' hand when the object started to stand up. Legolas gasped in horror as he recognized the porcelain figure. It was an Elf-Eating-Toilet!!!
A/N: okay, I know that was short, but still. please R&R!!!!!
A/N. I know that this story doesn't make any sense, but I am extremely bored, and have just finished reading a book where the cutlery are taking over. long story.
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (.)!!
Legolas was walking down the road when he heard a strange noise. He pulled out his bow and an arrow and prepared to shoot when he heard a rustle in the bushes next to him. He stared at the bushes, watching them intently, when suddenly. a tiny little teaspoon tumbled out, its bowl gleaming in the dim sunlight.
"Awe!" the elf said in surprise. "It's absolutely adorable!!!" he placed his weapons down on the ground and offered his hand to the little teaspoon. It eagerly fell into his hand and sighed. Legolas stood up, smiling at his founding, when the bush rustled yet again. Legolas waited and stared at the bushes when something else came tumbling out of the bushes.
It was white and shiny, and the teaspoon started to tremble in Legolas' hand when the object started to stand up. Legolas gasped in horror as he recognized the porcelain figure. It was an Elf-Eating-Toilet!!!
A/N: okay, I know that was short, but still. please R&R!!!!!