EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FOOP
VS
POOF
BEGIN
[FOOP]
ALRIGHT YOU PUFF BALL TIME FOR ME TO KILL YOU
AS A KING OF THE ANTI FAIRY WORLD YOU'LL BE THE ONE TO LOSE
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FAGGOT WHEN YOU GOT THE TOOT
AND THEN WHEN YOU FIRST TALK IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE
SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU SHOULDN'T BEEN BORN
IN MY DAYS WE CAN WATCH GODDAMN PORN
I WILL SOON DESTROY YOU SO I CAN RULE THE WORLD
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BOY YOU SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL
[POOF]
WELL FUCK YOU SQUARE DUDE UNLEAST I'M NOT SO EVIL
YOU HATED VICKY SO MUCH YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE
YOU'RE A COPY VERSION OF ME AFTER TIMMY WISH ME HERE
YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOT EVEN WITH FEAR
YOU THINK BLUE IS THE KIND OF EVIL I THINK IT SHOULD BE BLACK
EVEN YOUR PARENTS ARE SHITTY I'LL KICK THEIR FUCKING ASS
I CAN DO NINJA POWER AND HAVE TIMMY GRANT ME WISH
MAYBE HE'LL DESTROY YOU AGAIN IF YOU KEEP BEING A BITCH
[FOOP]
NO NEED FOR SALTY LANGUAGE I CAN HANDLE MAGIC BETTER
JUST GO FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I DON'T NEED YOU ANY SOONER
I WILL USE YOU LIKE A SOCCER BALL AND THEN KICK YOUR ASS
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A JERK WHO LOOK LIKE A BALLSAC
YOU SHOULD BE MORE OF A GIRL WHO IS MORE SASSY AND BITCHY
EVERY WISH YOU GRANT FOR TIMMY IS WAY TOO SHITTY
WHEN YOU CRY SO MANY TIME BAD THINGS WILL FUCKING HAPPEN
I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL RIGHT AFTER I CAUSE YOU TO SIN
[POOF]
OH DON'T BE SUCH A PSYCHO YOU COULDN'T EVEN DESTROY ME
EVEN THOUGH YOU TEAM WITH CROCKER, LASER, AND ICKY VICKY
I AM POWERFUL THAN YOU CAUSE I GOT POWERFUL EMOTION
WHEN YOU GET A BAD REPORT CARD YOU GET A BAD REPUTATION
I DON'T EVEN GIVE A DAMN WHY YOU'RE SO OVERRATED
IN EVERY PLAN YOU FAILED YOU WISH THAT YOU HAVE FADED
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING FOOP YOU'RE ENVY OF ME
I WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL SO YOU CAN'T STOP ME
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE