EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
JIMMY
VS
TIMMY
BEGIN
[JIMMY]
ALRIGHT BEAVER BOY I WILL SHOW YOU MY POWER
AFTER I DEFEAT YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE GONE FOR AN HOUR
I HAVE WAY MORE WEAPON THAN YOU YOU'RE NOT A SMARTASS
YOU'RE A SHITTIEST ONE WHO'S IN THE LOWEST CLASS
YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FAIRY COMPUTER
YOUR ANIMATED SHOW IS JUST PLAIN CRAPPIER
MY SERIES IS BETTER MORE ACTION WAS IN STATE
NO ONE WILL FUCK YOU NOW THAT'S WHY YOU GOT MORE HATE
[TIMMY]
OH FUCK YOU NEUTRON I CAN BEAT YOU UP EASILY
I GOT COSMO AND WANDA WHO GRANT WHAT I WILL BE WISHING
YOUR HAIR IS LIKE A CHOCOLATE KISSES AND YOUR BRAIN IS SUCH A EGGHEAD
I KNOW IT AGAINST THE RULE FOR YOU TO BE DEAD
MY ANIMATED SERIES ALWAYS AIRED ALL THE TIME
YOU JUST SAT THERE IN YOUR LAB MAKING CRAPPY LITTLE LIME
GODDAMMIT YOU JERK YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME
I'LL FUCK CINDY VORTEX BETTER THAN YOU CAN CATCH ME
[JIMMY]
OH I'LL CATCH YOU ALRIGHT UNLEAST I KNOW THIS SCENT
IT ALMOST LIKE YOU HAVE FUCKING FAIRY GODPARENTS
NOW I CAN SEE THE REASON WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH CINDY
SHE THINKS YOU'RE A SMARTASS THAT YOU'LL SUCK HER PUSSY
YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THAT BIG BUCKTOOTH OF YOURS
I THINK THE ONE WITH TRIXIE TANG IS JUST A SHITTY WHORE
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THAT BITCH SO DON'T COMMIT ADULTRY
I'LL INVENT STUFF THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A BABY
[TIMMY]
OH I WOULDN'T WANNA CRY BUT EVEN IF I DID
I DON'T THINK CINDY LIKES YOU CAUSE YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT
THAT ROBOT DOG OF YOURS IS SO OVERRATED
I HAVE SPARKY WHO IS BETTER YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM FAGGOT
I ALSO GOT A BABY FAIRY NAMED POOF WHO IS CUTER
I WILL DRAIN YOUR BRAIN DOWN TO MAKE YOU LOOK DUMBER
IF VICKY WAS YOUR BABYSITTER YOU'LL BE TOAST UP TO YOUR ASS
THEN YOU'LL BE AN AVERGE FAGGOT WHO ACT LIKE A JACKASS
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE