People do this kind of stuff all the time. And, for some reason, that last sentence was not of my liking...
Anyways, since people always seem to write things like this, just throw themselves away, away from the real world, and into these fanfictions, where they get sucked up into the Jhonen Vasquez Universe... I thought, since I could use a good throwing away, too, that I would write one as well. And, so, this is the time I... Got sucked into the glorious, wonderful, yet horrible brain...
Of Jhonen Vasquez.