"Titans, GO!" Robin's voice rang out through the virtually empty warehouse where the newly formed evil coalition of Dr. Light, Fang, and Kardiak felt the need to steal Cinderblock's weight in the gold that was stored there by the company that owned the warehouse. As soon as Robin shouted his command the six teens (author: yes six, you read correctly) dashed off in different directions; two heading for each target. Raven and Beast Boy confronted Dr. Light, Robin and Starfire (author: of course :p) started to fight Kardiak, and Cyborg and the newest Titan, Briar, went over to face Fang. (author: before you continue, stop trying to figure out who Briar is, you've never seen her anywhere before)

"Hey, Bri," Cyborg shouted readying his sonic cannon, "you ready to squish this spider?"

"Yeah," Cyborg's partner replied, "let's do this!" She extended her hands in front of her, and a faint green aura shone around them. After a slight rumbling, four large vines forced their way through the metal floor at Fang's feet. The spider hybrid jumped out of the way moments before the vines grasped at the spot where he had been standing. He launched a jet of venom at the duo from his mouth as he landed. Briar and Cyborg ran in opposite directions, easily dodging the venom. Cyborg aimed and fired a blast from hi sonic cannon, impacting Fang in the chest. The man flew back and hit the wall hard. His four spider legs struggled to lift him off the ground.

"Ha," Cyborg laughed triumphantly, "had enough?"

"You can't beat me that easily!" Fang followed his taunt with a jet of web, which entangled itself around Cyborg, who fell to the ground with a thud. Briar forced the vines up through the floor again, and sent them charging at Fang. He dodged them artfully, but Briar was ready. She had the vines turn around and come back at Fang, he dodged the first's return but the second vine wrapped around his spider legs and tossed him across the room. Briar stopped, the vines protruding from the ground behind her and waving around wildly, awaiting their next command.

"I'm sure I'm supposed to say 'surrender villain' at this point, but I'm not in to that sort of thing," Briar taunted Fang, "just give up and I won't hurt you…much."

"Ha," Fang taunted back, "nice try, girlie!" He sent more webs flying at her. Briar squatted down and placed her hand on the ground. Instantly, a large Venus flytrap appeared and closed its jaws around the girl before retreating into the ground. The webs flew over the hole left in the ground by the plant. Fang walked to the edge of the hole and peered into it.

"Look at that," he said to himself, "she's too scared to fight me. Come on; don't be scared of the itsy-bitsy spider!"

"I'm not," a voice said from above the youth's head, "I'm just coming to wash you out!" Fang looked up to see Briar falling toward him, her leg ready for a kick. On the ceiling was the flytrap, its mouth wide to let the girl out. Briar swung her leg and hit Fang square in his face. He flew back and landed on the floor a few feet away. Briar instantly raised her hands and numerous small vines found their way through the floor and entangled Fang, trapping the moaning spider/man until the police could arrive. Briar walked over to Cyborg and helped him free himself from the webbing.

"You okay," she asked, "that looked like a pretty nasty fall."

"Well," Cyborg replied, "I'm fine, but I can't say the same for my pride. I can't believe I let that punk catch me off guard like that!" Briar laughed and turned to check on the rest of her partners. Starfire and Robin had already disabled Kardiak and restrained him, and Raven was standing in front of Dr. Light, who was pale and trembling in the corner with a look on his face like he had just seen a ghost. Briar and Cyborg walked over to join the other Titans.

"Good job, team!" Robin said triumphantly. "I've already called the authorities; they'll be here to pick up these three in a few minutes."

"So," Raven said in a monotone voice, "can we go home now? I've wasted enough of my time here."

"Aww…c'mon Raven," Beast Boy pleaded, "Can't we go out to party? I mean, we just beat three bad guys at once. Don't you wanna go out for pizza or something?"

"Oh, yes," Raven said more dryly than anyone thought humanly possible, "this is a momentous occasion. We've never done this before."

"Look," Briar said trying to save Beast Boy from being hit, "let's just go home and party there. We can have the pizza delivered." Everyone agreed and the Titans left for Titans Tower.

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The three villains sat in the middle of the warehouse, bound by cables from Cyborg and Robin and a patch of thick weeds produced by Briar. All of a sudden, a flash of fire appeared in the room, and a woman dressed in ornate, flowing robes stepped out of the flame. She regarded the three villains with a look of pure disgust.

"Well, well," she said, "it appears that two humans and a giant robotic heart are insufficient to take down a group of teenagers. The three of you disappoint me." She waved her hand through the air and the weeds were instantly turned to ash, and the cables snapped. The three villains stood and bowed to the woman.

"Stand up straight," she said calmly, "and tell me WHY THE THREE OF YOU COULD NOT BEST THE TEEN TITANS!" She roared the last couple words and the fright caused the three to retreat a few steps.

"Well," she said angrily, "I want an answer and I want it now!" After a few more moments, Dr. Light stepped forward.

"You'll have to excuse us," he said, "at least a little. They are the Teen Titans of course. I'm sure you've heard th…" Dr. Light was cut short by the wave of the woman's hand. Instantly, the ground at his feet exploded upward and sent the man flying through the air.

"Would anyone else like to try to give me an example as idiotic as that?" The woman's voice roared through the warehouse, shaking the building to its foundations. At that moment, the Jump City police burst through the door of the warehouse. They aimed their weapons at the group of villains standing in the middle of the expansive room.

"Put your hands in the air." The commander shouted the order to the group. Without saying a word the woman raised her hand, and a torrential flood appeared out of it and rushed toward the police. They had only seconds to try and react before they were thrown hard against the walls and swept out of the doors. The few that had weathered the blast began to fire on the woman. She waved her hands in a circle and a large whirlwind appeared in front of her, deflecting their blasts. She extended one hand forward and lightning bolts shot out of the whirlwind, striking the remaining officers unconscious. The woman dismissed the whirlwind and turned to face her underlings.

"Worry not," she said mostly to herself, "for Jump City will soon know the terror that is Elementress!"