A/N: Hi! This is my second fic and it's a parody of the great film saga Star Wars. Hee-hee, the storyline is very different, that is because I never watched the first Star Wars movie. Now, I'm not saying I'm mocking Star Wars, but to give tribute to it.

Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob nor Star Wars. SpongeBob SquarePants is owned by Viacom Inc. and Star Wars by Lucas Films Ltd.

Sponge Wars

CAST:

SpongeBob SquarePants as Spongy Skywalker (Parody of Anakin Skywalker)

Patrick Star as Obi-Fat Kebab (Parody of Obi-Wan Kenobi)

Sandy Cheeks as Sandy Amidala (Parody of Padmé Amidala)

Squidward Tentacles as Soda (Parody of Yoda)

Mr. Krabs as Money-D2 (Parody of the robot R2-D2)

Gary as C3-Snailpo (Parody of the robot C3-PO)

Plankton as Plank-Vader (Parody of Darth Vader)

Mrs. Puff as The Red Skinned Killer (I don't know who he is, but he certainly appeared in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones)

A long time ago, in a sea far, far away...the Sponge Wars start.

The Spongefire was there, patrolling the outskirts of Bikini Bottom when it spotted a strange element walking near the Krusty Krab. "Fire the Blade Spinner, right now" the pilot said. "Roger" the other said. As they pushed the "FIRE" button, blades spin on the creature, but it was..."AAH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!" Spongy Skywalker said. "Oh, it's Spongy. Retreat!" the pilot said then zoomed away from view. "AAAH! I NEED MY SNAILSABER!" SpongeBob (or Spongy...) shouted then snatched his green snailsaber then performed numerous sword techniques but then, it only tangled our little hero more.

"Spongy! I brought some Shish Kebab!" Spongy's mentor, Obi-Fat Kebab said while running towards him. "HELP ME MENTOR!" Spongy said then Obi-Fat went to the rescue then..."AAAH! GET IT OFF US! GET IT OFF!" Spongy and Obi-Fat said. Sandy Amidala was walking near the Krusty Krab when she saw her two friends. "Spongy! Mister Obi-Fat!" Sandy gasped and then snatched her pink snailsaber. "Haaaiyaah!" Sandy shouted then sliced the Spinners into half. "Thanks, Sandy. We needed your help" Spongy said. "And my kebabs are gone! Have mercy, Queen of Ahboo!" Obi-Fat exclaimed then cried. "Oh, that's okay Mister Obi-Fat. I can buy a dozen more" Sandy said then rode her Spongefire to Ahboo. "She's pretty, but she's the Queen of Ahboo" Spongy said while walking home with Obi-Fat. "Oh, that's okay Spongy. You and Sandy look good together" Obi-Fat said then Spongy gasped. "What? Did I say something wrong?" Obi-Fat said. "Haha, no mentor. It's the first time you made sense" Spongy said to him then entered his house. "G'night Spongy! See me at the Kebab Stand, we're gonna infiltrate it!" Obi-Fat shouted. "G'night too, mentor" Spongy said then hugged his robot C3-Snailpo. "Meow (I have news for you)" C3 said in a robotic cat voice. "What?" Spongy asked while sitting on the couch. "Meow, meow, meow (The Red Skinned Killer escaped from jail and now she's after you!)" C3 answered. "Oh, no..." Spongy said but little did he know that the Killer was already watching him.

At Ahboo..."Spongy, so sweet and kind" Sandy Amidala sang while showering. "Oh, oh...I love you..WAIT!" Sandy said while covering her mouth. "That's it!" Sandy said then a lightbulb flashed on top of her head.

A/N: Did you like it? Hee, hee...well then, I NEED REVIEWS! Will Sandy Amidala admit her love for Spongy? Will the Red Skinned Killer kill Spongy? Will the stupid Obi-Fat attack the Kebab Shop? Find out on the next chappie!