The Guide To Being cool
"Will you teach us please "Says Mushra begging on the floor.
"Yea Please! We want to be cool just like you!"
"Hey Are you saying i am a constipated overrated out of style loser ? " Shouts Yakumo .
"Oh really, thats what cool means the ni dont want to be cool anymore"
"It dosnet have to be spelled that way it can be like k-e-w-l or k-o-o-l or c-o-l--------------- "
" Tha dosent spell cool " says Yakumo annoyed .
"So wil1 you teach us ? " Mushra was now whining
"Ya please please please ? " Sago falls on his knees and begs .
"Er...+twitch+twitch+ I guess... " answers Yakumo
"We are going to be cool !" Shouts Kutal with glee
"We are going to be cool ! WHOOT WHOOT We are CO------ " screams Estee jumping up in the air
"Lemme party tooo..! YAY we are cool and no longer fools ! " Smreams Rei dancing
"Who are you calling fools ? " Asked Sen .
" Hmm when shall we start this evening wait lemme check , " flipping through his schedule "wait no after breakfast...no breakfast is the most important meal of the day ...lunch...yummy luch...i mean errrr before dinner..yup when i am full and done with the eating routine ! " Says Kutal.
Sago squeals "Dinner it is !"
"You do need lessons 1st of all dont squeal only girls do that."
Sago takes out a notebook under helmet and writes ," Ok but i never heard you squeal ."
"Narly ! You have a storage area ...Hey , i wonder what else you have in there ..Maybe a picture of a girl ..or even better MONEY $.$" Mushra jumps on to Sagos shoulder and trys to pull the helmet off.
"Ya um MUshrasecond lesson narly isnt what we say these days...ya... tight is fine ...sweet...cool...nice..ya those are bout it " says Yakumo .
Sago was taking notes
"what is so sweet about words ? Food is the only thing sweet . " says anooyed Kyutal
"Nah Ah Some food are spicy ...sour...sick...gross...nasty...weird...slimy -------"
Kutal with a sick ezpression , "Ok OK i get the point !
"I dont think you do " says Mushra eyeing kutal .
"SHUT UP we have much to learn " says Sago
"Yakumo , when do you know when words are 'tight' ? " asks Mushra getting down to business
Sago stops writing " YEAAAAAAAAAA ? How...if you ask me your heading off to a bad start boout being our teacher ."
Mushra looked at yakumo , "Well guess what no one asked you "
" YEA its hard enough teaching idiots like you !...errr i mean juvenille delinquints ...that didnt come out right crap...I mean darn... Its hard teaching you people ! "
The kittens heard , "WE ARE CATS OK CATS !
"The point is you people need major help " says Yakumo
Sago looking at a book , "Yo was sup my...homies " Sago started to stick up middle finger"
Yakumo in shock , "Sago you are using the wrong finger herelike this "Yakumo shows the peace sign .
"Ok then ,what does this mean ?" Says Sago pointing up middle finger
"Um...you dont want to know ..."Says Yakumo rubbing her forehead.
"HEY sago like this ? "Says Mushra sticking up middle finger
"' this is going to take a while "Says Yakumo flustered
" I agree " answers Kutal munching on his Sandwich
"I dont mean eating your stupid sandwich ... Well it does look tasty can i have a piece ... ?
"Yummy ..." says Kutal
Estee brings a sandiwuch , "Yup"
Yakumo was watching Sago and Mushra fighting over which way was the proper way to stck up middle finger , "They nedd help and when i say help i mean help ..T.T Oh well , "
THE END (so far)
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