Aru-chan: Aru-chan is back! And this time with Fullmetal Alchemist! By the way, this is an Envy x OC story. I AM in love with Envy, he's one of my favorite characters... Actually, I think he is my favorite character! Or at least in FMA.

Envy: *growls*

Aru-chan: Don't go getting your panties in a bunch Envy! I said you're my favorite!

Envy: I can't stop myself from being envious... After all it's in my nature AND name.

Aru-chan: *rolls eyes* Okay, okay, just go. Shoo shoo

Envy: *walks away*

Aru-chan: Anyways! Enjoy the story! Aru-chan put a lot of effort that should have been used in class in this story!

We're changing schools, to be exact I'M changing schools... Great! Just great! What's Mattie going to do without me!? I'm definitely not letting those perverts get him! I'll kill them!

-"What's up with the sad face Kia?"- Mom... Seriously?

-"Sad face? SAD face!? I AM mad! Why couldn't I just wait some years before-"

-"No Kia, your dad is with Matthew at home, and Matt can take care of himself, he doesn't need you babysitting him all the time. You WILL go to college. You've always wanted to go to this one in particular and they accepted you!"- I shrug and grunt at my mom's ever-so-excited attitude. Yes, I have always wanted to go to Central University. But what those molesters might do to Mattie while I'm gone worries me a lot... And Central University isn't exactly close to home... Three cities away! Freaking three cities away! I hope my roomy isn't an ass at least... That would suck.

-"So... Thinking about getting a boyfriend?"- I choke on my saliva.

-"MOM!"- Why do they ALWAYS have to bring it up? It don't want a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, or anything AT ALL!

-"What? I want grandkids!"- I freeze. Oh yeah. I haven't told mom... Mattie's the only one that knows... I should probably tell her...

-"Hey... Mom..."- She notices my serious tone and listens closely. -"I-"- Suddenly a truck far over the speed limit rushes by closely followed by some police cars.

-"They should really watch the road... What was it that you wanted to tell me?"- And there goes courage...

-"Nothing mom... Nothing..."- I lie. I can't do it... My courage was thrown out the window...

-"Okay hon, but if you want to tell us something, me or dad, we'll listen to you. Matt isn't the only person in this world you can trust."- She says this but...

-"Okay mom..."- I really can't do this to her...

-"We're finally here! Wipe that expression off your face! Start up with a positive attitude and a smile!"- Why's she always so hyper about everything? After 15 hours in the car with her constant babbling I need sleep... A LOT of sleep. Let's be glad tomorrow's Saturday.-"Come on!"

-"Hey! I can carry my own bags!"- Why does she have to do everything without asking me? Like signing me up for this,even though it's not that bad, I try to tell myself.

-"Excuse me sir."- First impression of the guy up front, rapist, convicted murderer, that person you never want to be around for fear they might finally go completely insane and go berserk on you.-"Sir! Mr. Shou Tucker!"- Okay, the name's creepy too...

-"Oh! Sorry Miss. I didn't see you there."- He raises his head from the computer and... For the love of mother nature! Are those pictures of dissected humans? Don't ask how I know how they look like... I think he noticed my expression, because he quickly turned off the screen.-"I was supposed to be a teacher here... But I didn't make it, so here I am."- Mom's lips move to form an "O" of understanding.

-"She's a new freshman here. The name is Kia Van Hellsing, and please do not make fun of her last name, it makes her uncomfortable."- I give myself a mental facepalm as mom says this. Seriously, do you not know what TMI is? Too much information!

-"Don't worry, I won't. The girls' dorms are to the left of the wall in the end of the hallway, right are the boys' dorms. Students can be in all of the areas, but are required to sleep INSIDE of a room... Unexpectedly, we've had students sleeping on the floor outside of the dorms... I hope you're not going to be one of them Miss. Van Hellsing."- Creepy, VEEEERY creepy... He's like that dude you see late at night that just makes you start running towards your house. I pick up the keys with the room number attached to them and check it, 313, nice number.

-"Thank you sir."- Mom picks up my bags... Oh no! There's no way I'm gonna let her!

-"Mom, let me take my bags and you go back to the car and drive back home to check if Dad or Mattie have blown up the kitchen already. I can take care of myself."- Please just go. I'm tired and I don't want to have to deal with you and whoever my roomy is...

-"No! I wanna know where you're staying. I'm going with you!"- Great, I'll have to apologize for a bad impression later...-"This place isn't bad at all!"- Mom, you're loud and obnoxious, please be quiet. What was the room number again? 313? Here? Why's the door painted differently? As if two skeletons from torso and up were opening a fiery door? Who cares... I open the door with the key and turn on the lights. If I didn't believe in vampires, right now I would think I just entered the room of one. Don't get me wrong, it's nice, but it looks like it came out of the Victorian Era.

-"Umm... Hello?"- I put my hand over mom's mouth to avoid her saying something regretful.

-"Hello, are you my new room-mate?"- That voice is so elegant... I'm starting to think I really AM stuck with a vampire...

Aru-chan: And chapter one is done! By the way, if you haven't noticed yet, I'm going to mention little things about other animes. It's going to be kind of a challenge. Actually there's gonna be two challenges!

Envy: For those who want to try the challenges.

Aru-chan: Challenge 1: You have to tell me what anime are from the little things I mention!

Envy: Challenge 2: You have to guess and tell Aru what is the secret Kia is keeping, the one she was trying to tell to her mother but only Mattie knows~

Aru-chan: Of course, you could do it just for fun, but there is a reward to whoever two, or one, that answers correctly first, I will accept a request of anything you want me to write.

Envy: Keep in mind that this is only chapter one, Aru-chan will let know a chapter before Kia's secret is exposed, and only until then challenge 2 will be available to try.

Aru-chan: But you have until the end of the story to tell me what anime's I got some of the ideas from! Remember, you have to guess ALL of the anime's correctly.

Envy: Thanks for reading!

Aru-chan: Remember to review! I love reviews! They make Aru-chan happy~ ^J^