It Started With the Cat

Jam: I'm bored

Hiei: me too

*both try to think of something*

Jam: I know, lets write a fanfic.

Hiei: how about not?

Jam: okay then...

*thinking again*

Hiei: lets write a fanfic!!

Jam: I just said that!

Hiei: no, you said: ''lets write a fanfic." I said: "lets write a fanfic!!"

Jam: same thing!

Hiei: no, mine had two exclamation marks.

Jam: -_- "....."

Jam: well lets get started then!

Misao: *appears out of thin air* we've got to do the disclaimer

Hiei: Hn.

Jam: O.o where did you come from?

Misao: the Aioya. I thought I would pop in and help with the story.

Hiei: Hn. Well time to dis the claimer.

Jam & Misao: O_O

Disclaimer: Misao: Jam does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni kenshin, or any other show.

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*At koenma's office*

Koenma: *doing paperwork* permission to mine energy jewels... *stamp* approval for ogre once a day break...hmmmm...nah!

Blue ogre: But Sir!!!

Koenma: fine! okay! *stamp* ...Permission to open flower shop(?)...*stamP* ability to fly... Why Not? *stamp*

Blue ogre: *sweatdrop*

*orange ogre comes in and hands him a letter*

Koenma: *reads letter* WHAT!?! OH NO!

*half hour later at yusuke's*

Yusuke: he wants us to do what?

Kurama: Koenma wants us to watch his cat for him

Kuwabara: KITTIE!!!

Hiei: hn.

Koenma: *suddenly appears* Actually, its not my cat, mind you. Its my fathers. Hes sending it home for the week.

Yusuke: something tells me that this is no ordinary cat

Koenma: thats right, yusuke. This is a very special cat, you must keep him calm at all times. If he gets excited who knows what might happen.

Kuwabara: So when do we get to see the little Kitty?

Koenma: you don't.

Koenma now holds up an object that he had the hole time: a leash. A deep throated meow is heard.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: AHHHH!!!

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Jam: YAY! Chapter one of my fanfic is complete!

Misao: *sweat drop* that was short

Hiei: depressing. I only said one word!

Jam: shouldn't we say to please R&R?

Misao: what does that mean?

Jam: *shrugs* I dunno

Hiei: stupid bakas!!