OK just to let u know, there will be a lot of cursing so leave now if u don't like it. Ok this one starts out with a crazy sonic characters so I'm trying to make it funny and random. emphasis on *dum*.

Just in case I have to do a disclaimer, I own nothing, except food. Here are the ages

Sonic 17

Tails 16

Knuckles 18

Amy 16

Rouge 18

Cream 15

Shadow ?

Omochoa Who gives a crap?

The sonic gang were chill in with the villain shadow. (Good entry right?)that means Sonic (duh) Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Cream (who isn't that innocent. Cause innocent is kinda boring) and shadow. Their current position, Kentucky. Not really, its Tails work shop. Well the crew just walked in to the workshop/house and instantly, Sonic sped over to the TV in the corner of the work shop and gaped at the box next to the TV.

"YOU GOT AN XBOX360! HOLY SHIT!" yelled sonic.

There was a box alright, but it wasn't an xbox 360. It was a cardboard box about the six of a xbox 360, lying flat, with a coat button tapped on it and a hole in the top. It was filled with Tails...crud.

"Um Tail's why is that box filled with crap?" asked Cream.

"Oh, since my toilet doesn't work, I have been using that box. I moved by that TV so i can watch it while I am taking a dump."

"What do you watch?" asked Cream again.

"Potty training channels. I don't know how to use a toilet."

"How did you try using the toilet?"

"I stepped in the water and pulled down the lever."

"Now I think I know how you broke your toilet."

They both looked at Sonic who was staring at the hole in the box with a greedy grin.

"Oh yeah! Chocolate!"

All of a sudden, Omochao (the annoying robot choa that pops up at the beginning of some Sonic games) came flying through the window, hovered above Sonic and spoke in a weird voice.

"To take a crap put your butt over the hole and push." it said in a really weird voice.

"But I don't have to take a crap." wined Sonic.

The robot stopped. Then it started to vibrate and make alarm noises.

"Subject does not need help. Cannot compute!"

BOOM!

The robot exploded, causing the box of poop to fly out through the open window and fall off a cliff. After a few seconds everyone could make out a distant 'plop'.

"That was kinda creepy." Said a shocked Rouge.

"I know. Hay lets go and check out my real X box 360!" chirped Tails.

"Yeah!"

OK that was the first chapter of randomness. Please review and say some funny things that I should add.

This is the first chapter story I have ever done. So give me a break. And no flames please!