Here's my story....again. theres a little more added at the end. newayz

chpt. 1: What just happend here?¿?

Mokuba was pacing back and forth infront of the door of the huge Kaiba Mansion. It was almost 2:00 in the morning.

"Where is my brother? He promised he'd be home at 5 o'clock so I could spend time with him. He's been working so hard lately," Mokuba said to himself.

Just then the door burst open and Seto stumbled through.

"Mokuba! My favoritest little brother!" he cried as he ran over and hugged him.

" Um....hi big brother its nice to see you too," Mokuba said.

"Say, have you gotten taller?"asked Seto as he let go of Mokuba.

"No, you're standing on yur knees," said Mokuba.

Seto gasped and looked down. "I have knees!!!!"

"Yeah, you've always had them big bro."

"That's awesome dude!"

"Seto, are you okay?" asked Mokuba, who was completely wide eyed.

"Yup." he replied happily.

Seto got up and started running, leaving Mokuba just standing there staring at the floor and thinking about how his brother just acted. Then, Mokuba heard a thud.

"OW!!!!" yelled Seto.

Mokuba turned around to see what happened. He saw Seto rubbing his head. Seto noticed that Mokuba was looking at him and smiled. And I mean he smiled! It showed like every tooth in his mouth man!

"There's a winder there," he said.

"Yeah, I'm gonna leave now," Mokuba told him.

He started to turn and walk away when Seto jumped at him, grabbed him, and held on tight to him.

"No. Don't leave me. I don't know what I'd do if I lost you too! I lose more wives that way!" Seto said, souding as though he were about to cry.

"Seto, I'm not your wife I'm your brother!" Mokuba told him.

"That's what they all say."

"You've never had any wives!" Mokuba informed him.

Seto gasped and dropped Mokuba

"Oh no! I'm all alone!" Seto started crying.

"Awww, Seto you've still got me," Mokuba comforted him.

Then, Seto jumped up comepletely happy as if nothing had just happened!

" Well, music here I come," he said as he ran up the stairs.

Mokuba ran up after him and followed his brother down the hall until they were outside Mokuba's room.

"Big brother, what are you......." Mokuba began.

" Shhhhhh," Seto said as he knocked on the door.

"Seto....." Mokuba started.

"Shhhhh you must be quiet!" Seto instructed.

"Wh....."

"Shhhhhhh the walls have noses!"

Mokuba nodded slowly.

"Shhhhhh"! hissed Seto all of the sudden.

"I didn't say any......" Mokuba started to argue.

"Shhhhhhhhhh. The password is eekinbeakinbokinboo," Seto said quietly.

"Eekinbeakinbokinboo?" said Mokuba who had a puzzled look on his face.

"I said shhhhhh!" hissed Seto.

Then, he slowly opened the door and looked inside.

" OK, c'mon lil white rabbit we can go in."

"What?" asked Mokuba

" C'mon!" yelled Seto.

"OK, OK I'm coming!"

They walked inside and Seto ran to Mokuba's CDs

" Now which one should I listen to?" Seto asked himself.

"Seto, I though you said the music I listen to is............." began Mokuba

"Shhhhhhh, till we meet again," interrupted Seto. /4 like the millionth time!/

" Huh?"

" I choose........ THIS ONE!!!!!" Seto cried.

Seto grabbed one of Mokuba's CDs. When he yanked it out the whole CD tower fell, scattering the CDs everywhere.

"Seto, look what you......" Mokuba gasped.

"Shut up I'm listening!" snarled Seto

He put on headphones and started singing.........

"If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor, love is the rythem, you are the music...."

Mokuba(completely creeped out that his brother was singing happily) ran out of his room, ran into Seto's room, picked up the phone, and dialed a number.

At Yugi's house

"I WILL!" yelled Joey

"I WILL!" yelled Tristan.

"I WILL!" Joey yelled again.

" No Joey, I WILL!" Tristan corrected him

"TRISTAN, I SAID I WILL SO I WILL!"

Bakura(note the he is the nice one.) then walked into the gameshop and found his friends.

"Hey guys, whats up?............ What're they arguing about?" asked Bakura.

"You wanna know what we're arguin about? YOU WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!" Joey asked.....sorta.

"Joey, we'd all like to know." said Duke.

"Well, we're arguing about whose gonna wear this bra," said Tristan who was holdking up a pink, frilly, lacey bra!

"Away from you two," said Yami.

"I'll come with you," said Tea.

Yami got an evil look.

"Nevermid, I'll just stay here," she changed her mind.

"Me too!" cried Yami.

"Oh God!"

"Why don't you let Serenity wear it?" asked Yugi.

"Yeah, it's mine!" Serenity agreed.

"Well actually it's Mai's," corrected Tristan.

SLAP!

"OW!" yelled Joey.

SLAP!

"OW!" cried Tristan

"How dare you!" scolded Mai.

"We're sorry, we're sorry!" said Joey and Tristan.

Ring.......ring......

"Oh, FINALLY I have a reason to leave this room!" Yugi cried out happily. He walked over and picked up the phone." Hello..."

"Yugi help me!" Mokuba cried on the other end.

"What! What is it?" asked Yugi.

"My brother's acting weird!" answered Mokuba.

"How so?"

"Just listen."

Yugi hears Kaiba singing more songs by Pink.

"Oh my gosh! We'll be right over Mokuba!" said Yugi.

Yugi ran back over to everyone and stopped dead when he saw Joey strutting around with the bra on over his clothes.

"Anyway..... YOU GUYS! We have to go to Mokuba's house!" Yugi cried.

"What happened?" asked Tea.

"It's Kaiba! He was singing "Trouble" by Pink!"

" AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed everyone.

Then, mass pandemonium broke loose. Everyone started running around, there were alarms going off, and a red light was flashing on and off.

"IT'S A SIGN OF THE APPOCALYPS!!!!" Duke yelled.

"Everybody run for it!!!" cried Mai.

Then, they all ran outside.

" Yug, yur gramps needs to get a new house alarm dude," said Joey.

" Yeah. I'll tell him that," agreed Yugi.

At the Kaiba Mansion

"Hey, I'll be back after awhile."said Seto.

"Where are you go....." started Mokuba.

"Shhhhhhhhh!"

Then, Kaiba ran outside, jumped on a horse, said fly away donkey, and rode off on the hippo.

" Oh God," said Mokuba.

Just then Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Mai, Tea, Serenity, Duke, Yami(yeah they're seperate people here) and Bakura(the nice one) got to the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba saw them and ran downstairs to open the door.

outside

"Joey you're supposed to just knock on the door, dude," said Tristan.

"Mmm Mmmm," said Joey(sorta)

"What?" asked Mai.

"Mmmm mmm mmm mmmmmmm," said Joey.

" Joey I'm Egyptian not stupid speak english," said Yami.

Then, Joey sighed all aggravated like. "mmmm mmm mmm... AHHH!!!!"

Mokuba had opened the door and Joey fell on top of him.

"Ow," said Mokuba, who was obviously laying on the floor. DUH!

" Yeah, we told Joey to knock but he decided to ram the door instead," explained Duke.

Joey suddenly jumps up.

"Alright Yami, I was not speakin Stupidese again!" explained Joey. " YOU JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND ME!"

" Since when do I ever understand you?" asked Yami.

" Huh?" asked Joey.

" What?" asked Yami.

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"What?"

" IF I HEAR ANOTHER 'huh, what' I"M GONNA TAKE THAT, PULL IT BACK, AND LET IT GO, AND IT WILL GO SNAP!!!!!!!" yelled Yugi.

" No, no Yug. You don't have to resort to that," said Joey.

Mokuba, by then, had gotten up and was just staring at Joey.

"What? What is it? C'mon what? Is there a bug in my hair? Is it in my ear, on my face, in my teeth, on my shirt, on my coat, on my pants, on my shoes, in my shoe, under my shoe, in my pocket, in my..." Joey babbled on.

" Nice bra Joey," Mokuba said slowly. (well DUR he waz creeped out.)

" Oh yeah, it's Mai's," said Joey.

SLAP!

"OW!" yelled Joey.

" I do expect that back," said Mai.

" Yeah well, neeeeeeeeeeeeeeh(he's sticked out his tounge.)," said Joey.

" So, what's up with Kaiba?" asked Tristan.

" I don't know and I'm not sure that I want to know," said Mokuba.

" It's that bad huh?" asked Yugi.

" Well, lets go in," suggested Mokuba.

"Okay," said everyone.

5 hours l8er( no serioustly)

Kaiba bursts through the door and ran to the living room where he found Mokuba.

"Hey Mokyba, guess what!" cried Kaiba

"Mokyba?" said Mokuba, raising an eyebrow.

" I changed my name!" he cried happily.

" Why the crap do you call me that!" obssessed Mokuba.

" I shall now be known to the world as Pink!" announced Kaiba.

" I mean................WHAT?!" yelled Mokuba.

" My name is now Pink," said Kaiba. " I have the papers to prove it."

" You changed your name to Pink?" asked Mokuba.

" Look at this Mokuba!"

Kaiba pulled up his shirt and showed Mokuba his stomach.

" Oh.....my.....god!" yelled Mokuba.

" It's cool right?"

" What have you done big brother!?"

end chpt.

Well thatz chpt 1. don't ask me y i had 2 add sum more 2 it