Hey! This is an actual conversation between Music and I. It was on Yahoo Messenger, so she was sending me smileys, which do not show up in Word or FanFiction. I wrote most of this, she just gave me the prompts. This particular chat sort of revolves around the characters that I use retaliating against me. The Gaara one, which is the first you'll see, was actually left in a review reply. The rest of it stemmed from that, so yeah. This story will have irregular updates, because I will only update it when Music and I have another involved Naruto-related discussion like this. This was purely for our entertainment, and now I pass it to you. Watch out for character bashing, and I mean that in the literal sense.
Music: Gives you a flower
here, have a flower
take the flower
you know you want the flower
Me:*eats flower and spits it back out*
*still sputtering* stupid flower....
Music: *blinks* your not very nice
Me:*in bad mood, characters are not cooperating*
Me: Thanks for the review!
Gaara: OH Cougar...come here...I have something for you....
ME: uh-uh....I better get going....if you want the story to continue I better scram
Gaara: Here kitty kitty kitty....
Music:…
Me: AAIIIIIIEEE!! CYA!
Music: :o3
look at the puppy
u know u want the puppy
Me: *eats puppy*
Music: here, have a puppy
Me: SHIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Music: DON'T EAT THE PUPPY!!!
KIBA: THE HELL! GET BACK HERE!
Me: AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Music: *starts hyperventilating* YO-YOU ATE THE FRIKEN PUPPY?!?!?!?!?
Me: oof
Music: I'm laughing so hard right now....
Kiba :TAKE THAT POW POW POW POW
Music: …
Me: *does kawarimi*
HA! GOT AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM!
got anything else for me?
Music: *Gives you a chicken*
Me: .....
Music: please don't eat the chicken...
Me: .....
*eats chicken*
DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU-----
Music: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Me: *hears birds chirp*
Music: ?!
Me: NOT THE CHIDORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Music: lolz
Me: DAMMIT SASUKE!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT YOUR HAIR!
Music: u ate the chicken that sits on his head
Me: *kawarimi*
Music: 'HA!
Me: *panting...*
Me: anything else?
Music: *gives you a cow*
....
Me: ....
cow....ninja....
uh....
Music: don't....
you...
dare...
Me: *eats the cow*
Music: *angry*
Me: ...
Music: wtf?!
Me: and...
nothing happens.
Music: hn
Me: dude......guess nobody liked the cow
Music: lol
Me: wait wait.....DAMN! KILLER BEE!
Music: eh?
Me: killer bee holds the 8 tailed demon, which is an ox
which is close to a cow
Music: oh....
*gives you a clown*
Me: *EATS CLOWN*****
Music: YAY!!!!
Me: AHHHH OROCHIMARU! I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT UR BROTHER!!!
Music: *gives you sick person*
Me: AKKKKKKK
HEY *EATS HAYATE*
Music: lol
hayate's dead....
oh I get it
Me: *throws nearest ninja at orochi's snake....who happens to be.....
.............
hmmm.....he must be a new guy
"GOOD LUCK WITH THE SNAKE NEW GUY!!!!"
Music: lolzzzzz
Me: Anything else? I got more steam
Music: uh.…*gives you a bug*
Me: *eats bug*
no chakra left...
Shino: "AHEM"
Me: OHHHHHHHH SNAP
ooohhhhhhh snapp snap snap...crap
*runs fro dear life*
Shino: BZZZZZZZ GO!
Me: *feels something forming around waist and looks down to see...KIKAI!*
AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Is slowly enveloped*
CRUNCH
*spits mouthful of kikai out*
ewww...those bugs not taste good
Shino: WHAT!? YOU ATE MY BUGS?
Shino: *loses focus from his astonishment*
Me: gets free of bugs
bugs: BUZZ!!!
Me: *sticks tongue out at Shino*
Shino: YOU! YOU! DIE NOW!
Me: AIIIIEEEE!!!
KIBA: DIE PUPPY EATER!
Me: CRAP
Gaara: Here kitty kitty kitty....
Me: *Slams head on tree*
dammit
Shino: *collecting his bugs for new attack*
Me: *runs at Shino, kicks him where it hurts*
Shino: cries and falls to the ground in fetal position all thought of attack gone
Me: *lifts Shino over my head and chucks him at Gaara, who catches him with his sand and chucks him at Kiba, who gets hit where it hurts also and falls to the ground*
*runs for dear life from Gaara*
*hides from Gaara, who totally does not see me blended in the tree, and runs back where I came from, and jumps over the two boys (who are still twitching on the ground from well aimed hits below the belt) and takes off, wondering who ill run into next*
*thinking, wow. I'm still hungry*
Music: o.-
Me: nothing? ur the one who's keepin this goin
*thinking,. man it's hard work being an author
*gets bored*
*goes back to Shino, who is still in too much pain to kill me*
*pokes his hair*
Me: dude? how do you get it to stay up like that? glue?
Shino: sob
Music: *gives you silly person*
eat this
Me: *eats Naruto*
Music: cannibal
*gasp*
Me: *man...that tasted funny*
Music: *bitchslaps*
Me: *manslaps*
from below us...Shino: g-guys?
Us: WHAT?
Me: *Stomps face*
*sighs*
These characters think they can boss me around. I'm the author.
Music: *shakes head*
huh? huh?
Me: what?
Shino was givin me sass
at least Kiba is lying there quietly
*kicks him*
DEAR KAMI HE'S DEAD!
Music: LOLZ
Kiba*twitches*
Music: *cool guy with sunglasses*
Shino:.....my glasses....
Music: …..
Shino:*steals from smiley*
Me: *chucks smiley at Music and high tails it outta there, taking Shino with me*
Shino: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-breath-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: *hits pressure point so he's unconscious....man that boy's got a set of LUNGS*
Gaara: Here kitty kitty kit--oof!
Me: *chucks Shino at Gaara*
jumps over them and runs home
*ticked off....stupid character*
ANYONE ELSE WANNA PIECE OF ME????
Mysterious Voice: Yeah...me.
Me: SASUKE!? didn't I deal with you!?
Sasuke: no....
I mean ....hn
Me: thinkthinkthink....
hey Sasuke...
Sasuke: what?
Me: GLOMP!
Sasuke:*in emo corner....*
Me: what now HUH HUH?!??!? COME AND GET IT!!!!!!
Music?
Music: uh...*throws kunai, picks up all who have fainted and hauls ass out*
Music: *bored sleepy face*
Shika-kun!!!
Me: *grabs Neji from ......somewhere.....and holds him in front of me, and as a self defense, he stops all the kunai with his mad skills*
*then incapacitates him*
Music: *glomps Neji then flees out like the coward I am*
Me: anything else? I'm ready
sooo....hungry......
who's that?
Chouji??
*grabs his chips and "hauls ass outta" there*
Chouji: whaa? GRRRRR HUMAN BOULDER!!!!
Me: *jumps out of way, then grabs Shika cuz he's always near, downs the chips, then stuffs the bag in his hands, saying "good luck"*
*runs off*
*still running*
*freezes in really awkward position*
DAMN
Shika: Who are yo----
*gets bowled over by Chouji*
Me: *runs like a bat outta hell*
Music: …..
Me: *watching Naruto on internet, episode where Itachi comes back to take Naruto and Jiraiya comes to stop him and Kisame* I love Jiraiya sometimes….
*crashes into said toad sage*
Jiraiya: OH YES! A LADIE!!!
Me: *RUNS AS IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!*
Music: *doesn't respond for a while*
Me: ...
Music: what? don't stop now
Me: why?
got anything else to add
?
Music: I'm thunkinl
*thinking
Me: well u just thunk
Music: ….
here's Hinata!!!
whoo....yeah....
hn
Me: *transformation jutsu*
Hey Hinata I love you!
Hinata: N-n-naruto kun!
THUD
Me: that ur best shot?
boring
Music: yeah....I got nothing else.....
*gives you guy with cowboy hat*
Me: What is that? *eats the hat*
Music: *gossipgosssipgossip*
Me: *smack*
Music: or....*applause!*
Me: *Bitchslap*
Music: Hey!
.......
Me: lol
Music: that's it
deal
Me: lol
Music: hmmm
Hokage-sama
Me: TSUNADE!?
Music: trying to decide which type of sake to try out, grade B or A
Me: a
Music: I don't know
Me: b
*randomly* THAT'S MY NINDO!
Music: lol
hn, I gtg c ya
Me: cya