SUPRISE! I TOLD YOU GUYS I HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL PLANNED! YES! I AM COMBINING ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE MUSICALS! SO, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE STORY! AND...UM...YEAH...OK THEN! GET READING!


" Hmmm..Oh! Hello! I didn't see you standing there. You all know me as Sikowitz. Tori,Jade,Beck,Andre',Cat, and Robbies method acting

teacher. Well, since your all here, and I convienetnly have nothing better to do, I thought I'd share a little story with all of you kiddies. Have you

ever wondered how the entire gang met? And if all of them were as cool, nice, mean, or gothish as they were when they were thirteen? " Sikowitz asked taking

a sip of his coccunut milk. " Well, your about to find out. Please, sit back, relax, and enjoy my pretty little tale. " Sikowitz cleared his throat and

began the story...

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It was just a regular day in New York for Robbie Shapirro. He was walking through the streets, minding his own business, when he heard his

cellphone ring. It was his mom. " Hello? " " Hi Robbie. Just wanted to let you know, that your stuff is already packed and ready to go for

tommorrow, when we leave for Appleton and you need to be home by six. Alright sweetie? " Robbie sighed and put on a fake smile and tone.

" Sure mom, I'll see ya later. " And with that, he hung up. " My name is Robbie Shappiro. I live at 224, West 92nd Street, in the heart of

Manhatten. And my life...just went to hell! "


Robbie: Picture me! Just another cool kid in NYC, near the park and the met. Life is sweet. Yankees in the Broncs, pretzles on the street, just

how good can it get? Who have guessed, dad would meet a sturdest? Mom's depressed and her lawyers are mean. Now I'm stressed! Life is a

disaster! And I'm cracking fro the strain! Going totally insane! And I'm just about to turn! Just about to turn! Just about to turn!

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: Everything switches.

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: Everything turns around.

Everyone: Thriteen!

Robbie: End up in stiches.

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: Find a way underground.

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: Can I get through it?

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: Life has changed over night

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: How do I do it?

Everyone: Thirteen!

Robbie: Nothing is going right

Everyone: The best and the worst. And the most and the least. And the crazy and the scary. And I'm standing on the edge!

" You wana know what it's like turning thirteen? It's a nightmare! I've got hair growing in places, I didn't even know were places...Plus, my

parents are splitting up. Plus, Plus! I have to have my Bar-Mitzfa! It's like..the one thing that defines you! The jewish super bowl! " " Hey Robbie!

You better have a major party! " Andy butted in. " Hey Robbie, for my Bar-Mitzfa, my mom, is having our invites printed out on money! " Eric says.

" Hey Robbie, for your Bar-Mitzfa, I have a VERY, special present for you... " Trailed April. " Ahhh..Dude! " " I don't care how much my parents

hate eachother. They'd better pull it together and make sure everything about this day is absolutley, positively, for once, please God...Perect! "

Robbie: 12 Years old! Everything that used to be good as gold, starts to crumble and crack! Pressure mounts! Once it was a joke now it really

counts! And there's no turning back! Life goes wrong!

Andy: Suddenly there yelling. Cause' your hairs to long!

Lisa: Or your room isisn't clean!

Everyone: Roll along!

Robbie: Every conversation, is another lost cause or a list of my flaws, and I'm just about to turn...

Everybody: Just about to turn...God I'm gona turn...13!

Richie: I want, a dirt bike!

Everyone: 13!

Rade: I wana kill my mom!

Evryone: 13!

Eddie: I wana mustache!

Everyone: 13!

Lisa: I want a wonder-bra!

Evryone: 13! When do I get it? 13! All of the grown-up stuff? 13! How will I make it? 13! When am I old enough? Why is the world feeling suddenly

stranger? Why are my friends acting totally wierd? Why do I feel like my life is in danger? Why do I feel Like my brain dissaperd?

Molly: How will I get through a year of spanish?

Simon: How can I not look dumb in track?

Mark: How can I gain 20 pounds by Friday?

Malcom: How can I make my voice not Cr-ack?

Everyone: I wana fly, wana run, wana drive, wana get rich! Wana get drunk! Wana get out! Wana get my braces off! Wana get my nose pierced!

Wana grow my hair long, but all I keep hearing is, " NO your not ready! No it's not time yet! No it's not right! Now, wait until your older! No your

not ready! No it's not time yet! No, it's not right! Now, wait until your older! No your not ready! No it's not time yet! No it's not right! Now, wait

until your older! Homework, laundry, dishes, horses! Just settel down, and hold your horses! "

XxXx Dance Break XxXx

Robbie: In the middle of the city, in the middle of the street, there's the sound of something crumbling, rumbling underneath my feet. In the middle

of the sidewalk, out side PS84, I hear a roar...I can't ignore...I hear " Robbie, it's not your fault. " I hear, " Robbie, can't you see? ", I hear, " Robbie

do you want to go with mom or stay with me? ", I hear, " Kiddo, I'm not angry. ", I hear, " Buddy, you know best. " And there's the rumbling getting

louder...But there's on day in October, Where the pieces all will fit. When they have to be together and pretend they didn t quit. I've got one day

in October, and I know it has to be the perfect party...I'm becoming a man...I don't know, what a man, really means..The rule book grows, but

no one knows, what all the rules allow. I'm becoming a man...no one tells all the scared in-betweens. Just how we should be strong, be good,

with so much pressure now! One day it gets better! One day it makes sense! One day I'll stop talking in the freakin' future tense! One day in

October! It'll all be great! And I can't wait! I can't wait! I can't wait!

Amy: I can't wait to come to your party.

Rade: I can't wait to come to your party.

Others: I can t wait to come to your party! I can t wait to come to your party! Party!
XxXx Others: I can t wait I can t wait! Can t wait! Can t wait! Can t wait! Can t wait! Can t wait! Cant wait for thirteen!

Group 1: Something is coming!

Group 2: 13!

Group 1: Something is going up!

Group 2: 13!

Group 1: Something is humming!

Group 2: 13!

Group 1: Somebody s growing up!

All: 13!

Lisa: Hey, yeahhh!

Eddie: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Malcom: Hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah.

April: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

All: The best and the worst And the most and the least And the crazy and the scary And we re just about to turn Thirteen!


XxXx

" And so begins, our young Robbie Shappiro's joureny of becoming a... " Sikowitz can't help the chuckle that escapes his lips. " Man! Anywho!

for now..I've got to go re-fill my coconut. But stay tuned kiddies! Next time I'll be introducing you to Robbie's best friends, enemy's, and possibly,

his...girlfriend?... All coming up next time on Story Time With Sikowitz! Adios! "


Me: Yup, this story is gona be a hit!

Sikowitz: * Sips coconut milk * I'm glad I get to tell it.

Robbie: Um...I'm not from Appleton...

Me: I'll explain everything later Robbie.

Cat: AM I GONA BE IN IT?

Me: Yes Cat your in it...

Cat: YAY!

Jade: I'd better be mentioned in the next chapter...

Me: Probably not the next chapter, but the one after that.

Jade: * Scoffs * Your loss.

Me:..Gank...

Jade: * Grabs Siccors* " WHAT WAS THAT?

Me: Nothing! * Hides * Review everyone!

Jade: * Smirks *