A Secret
Psst! Here! Hey! Over here! I have a secret to tell you! Eh? You're not interested in what I'm going to tell you? Really? Oh well, I'll just go and find someone else who's interested… (walks away nonchalantly)
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… (turns back) You're really not interested eh? Pssh, no fun! Well then I'm going to tell you no regardless of your interest or not! Wanna make a guess before I tell you about the secret? No? Why no? Come on! Make a guess! Any guess!
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Seriously, you're no fun at all! Well then, I guess I should tell you the secret… The secret is… Drum roll please!
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Just cooperate with me and make the sound! Ok! The secret is…. Shiro and Napoleon are dating each other!
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So? Why aren't you making any sort of expressions? Don't tell me… What? You knew already? Uwah! No fair! If you knew, then why didn't you tell me! Eh? How did I know? Hehe, because I accidentally saw them making out in the games room… (having a nose bleed)
Ah, sorry, I spaced out… Now, where was I? Oh right! Besides making out with each other, they were also murmuring "I love you"s and mushy stuff. (squeals) Ahem… Sorry… (looks slyly) So, mind if you could tell me how you knew that the two of them were dating? Hmm?
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Hey! Where are you going? Aren't going to tell me? Hey! Wait up! Please, please! Tell me about it! Uwah! It's not fair that I am the only who share the secret! Hey!
The End
This is for InKoHolIcXxxEeaTeR! I'm sorry if this is too short!