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Author's note: Um, yes.
Attack of the Cafeteria Food
Terry and the others were sitting at their lunch table. Max was attempting to eat one of the school mystery meat nuggets.
"Urk. I can't even bite through it! What are these things, anyway?"
"As far as anyone can tell, mystery meat." Terry replied. Max tossed it on the table, and it bounced up, hitting Terry in the eye and flipping him backwards. After a startled yell, he began laughing hysterically.
"Ohmigosh! Terry? Are you okay? Oh GOSH! I think he's delusional!" Dana screamed. He just burst out laughing again.
"Dana, let's just get him to the nurse. There's nothing else we can do."
~~
In the nurse's office, the long-suffering school nurse was attempting to understand how Terry had managed a black eye while not being in a fight.
"So how did you say this happened?"
"I said I threw a chicken nugget on the table, and it hit him in the eye."
"I see." She didn't see. "Here's a bag of ice to help bring down the swelling."
"Thanks, ma'am." Terry said, and walked out of the room.
~~
"What happened to you, McGinnis?" Bruce Wayne asked.
"Chicken nugget."
"What?"
"Chicken nugget. What? I'm serious!" Terry exclaimed with a grin. "Those lunch ladies are out to kill us, I swear!" He said, as he put on the bat-suite. Ace was grinning in the way only dogs can do.
~~
The next day, Dana had chosen the Macaroni Surprise. As she opened the container, the noxious pasta oozed over the side, and crawled across the table. Everyone screamed and jumped up from the table. The substance shrieked, and attacked the table's former occupants, sticking them to the floor. Terry grabbed a spork (although they are incredibly useless) and began beating the "food" back. It recoiled in fear of being eaten, and climbed back into its container. The teens gasped for air.
"I'm bringing my lunch from now on." Dana stated. The others nodded in assent.
~~
"Our lovely Macaroni Surprise didn't quite work. It needs training."
"Quite right. But don't worry. Just wait until they see what's on the menu for tomorrow." The lunch lady said as she posted the words "Meat Loaf" on the board.
THE END (Or is it?)
Author's note: Um, yes.
Attack of the Cafeteria Food
Terry and the others were sitting at their lunch table. Max was attempting to eat one of the school mystery meat nuggets.
"Urk. I can't even bite through it! What are these things, anyway?"
"As far as anyone can tell, mystery meat." Terry replied. Max tossed it on the table, and it bounced up, hitting Terry in the eye and flipping him backwards. After a startled yell, he began laughing hysterically.
"Ohmigosh! Terry? Are you okay? Oh GOSH! I think he's delusional!" Dana screamed. He just burst out laughing again.
"Dana, let's just get him to the nurse. There's nothing else we can do."
~~
In the nurse's office, the long-suffering school nurse was attempting to understand how Terry had managed a black eye while not being in a fight.
"So how did you say this happened?"
"I said I threw a chicken nugget on the table, and it hit him in the eye."
"I see." She didn't see. "Here's a bag of ice to help bring down the swelling."
"Thanks, ma'am." Terry said, and walked out of the room.
~~
"What happened to you, McGinnis?" Bruce Wayne asked.
"Chicken nugget."
"What?"
"Chicken nugget. What? I'm serious!" Terry exclaimed with a grin. "Those lunch ladies are out to kill us, I swear!" He said, as he put on the bat-suite. Ace was grinning in the way only dogs can do.
~~
The next day, Dana had chosen the Macaroni Surprise. As she opened the container, the noxious pasta oozed over the side, and crawled across the table. Everyone screamed and jumped up from the table. The substance shrieked, and attacked the table's former occupants, sticking them to the floor. Terry grabbed a spork (although they are incredibly useless) and began beating the "food" back. It recoiled in fear of being eaten, and climbed back into its container. The teens gasped for air.
"I'm bringing my lunch from now on." Dana stated. The others nodded in assent.
~~
"Our lovely Macaroni Surprise didn't quite work. It needs training."
"Quite right. But don't worry. Just wait until they see what's on the menu for tomorrow." The lunch lady said as she posted the words "Meat Loaf" on the board.
THE END (Or is it?)