Corazon and Trends

Title: Corazon and Trends
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Corazon attempts different internet trends, both old and current ones. [Chapter 1: Lyric Pranking Doflamingo]
Warnings: Crack-fic; OOCness; Some AUs; Some Canon Universe; Old Internet Trends; Current Internet Trends; Not doing the trends correctly

Corazon and Law had just escaped from Vergo. Law had just regained conscious. "Law," Corazon said. "I know what will cheer you up: let's prank Doflamingo!"

"Now isn't the time," Law wheezed. "We need to get out of here!"

"You look better when you smile," Corazon grinned. "Come on, it won't take too long,"

Law gave in, too tired to argue. "How can we prank him if we're supposed to stay away from him?"

"Ever heard of the lyric prank?" Corazon winked, taking out the Den-Den Mushi.

"What song will we use?" Law asked.

"Sorry?" Corazon suggested and dialed Doflamingo's number.

"This better be good,"

"You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty," Corazon sang. "You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies,"

"Who is this!?"

Law had to suppress his laughter. Of course Doflamingo didn't know the sound of Corazon's real voice. He had last heard it fourteen years ago. Corazon continued the prank, "I hope I don't run out of time. Could someone call a referee?"

"I'll deal with you later!"

Before he could let Doflamingo hang up, Corazon sang the next verse. "'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness,"

"Forgiveness? Don't tell me…is this you Corazon!?"

Corazon skipped the second verse and went to the chorus. "Yeah. Is it too late now to say sorry?"

"No apology will ever get me to forgive your betrayal!"

"'Cause I'm missing more than just your body, oh," Corazon knew that line would annoy Doflamingo.

"My body!? What the hell have you been smoking!? Is this even Corazon I'm speaking to!?"

"Is it too late now to say sorry?"

The snail closed its eyes, signaling that the other end had hung up.

XXX

Doflamingo had not known how to react to whoever the hell was calling him. "Are you sure that wasn't Corazon?" Trebol asked.

"Do you honestly think Corazon would say that he misses more than just my body?" Doflamingo responded through gritted teeth. "It's probably some drunkard who got the wrong number,"

"Purupurupuru," The snail rang once more.

Doflamingo once again picked it up. "What!?"

"You're so fine. I want you mine. You're so delicious,"

"Who the hell is this!?" Doflamingo demanded.

The pranker then switched to the bridge. "I think we should get together now. And that's what everyone's talking about,"

"I swear I will kill you if I ever find out who you are!" Doflamingo shouted.

"I'm only one call away. I'll be there to ruin your day,"

Doflamingo slammed the transceiver down.

XXX

"There's nowhere to run to, Corazon," Doflamingo said. "Any last words?"

Corazon's lips curved into a smirk. "Why yes, I do have a few things I want to say. Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, I'm always gonna be the last one standing,"

"Cora-san's singing-dasuyan!" Buffalo exclaimed.

"Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, 'cause I'm never gonna give up trying," Corazon continued through pants. "And now I'm ready to go, I'm here, I'm waiting for you!"

"He sounds exactly like the one from the Den-Den Mushi calls!" Baby 5 said in shock.

"And I'm gonna be the last one standing," Corazon got his gun ready even though he knew he wouldn't be able to shoot his brother. "The last one standing,"

Doflamingo was horrified. "You're the one that has been making those annoying calls!"

Corazon continued to grin. "I knew I was gonna die, so I wanted to cause you as much trouble as possible,"

Doflamingo pulled the trigger…only to realize that he was out of bullets. A few seconds later, Tsuru and he squad had surrounded the Donquixote Pirates. "Good work, Rocinante," Tsuru patted the spy.

Throughout the whole ride to Impel Down, Corazon continued to sing songs to annoy Doflamingo.

Okay, this started off as the lyric prank. Then it turned into this. Den-Den Mushi aren't able to text so I had to have Corazon sing it. I don't know what the hell was going on when I typed this.

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