EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ASH
VS
DORA
BEGIN
[ASH]
OKAY DORA I'M RAPED YOU TO THE DEATH
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A BITCH YOUR THE WORST OF THE DECK
I'M A BETTER MASTER THAN YOU AND BOOT
MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS POKEMON I CHOOSE YOU
YOU HAVE HOE FOX WHO STEAL ALL YOU STUFF
IF HE STEAL MINE I'LL BE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
YOUR SHOW SUCK IT WAS TO EDUCATION
MY SHOW IS BETTER BECAUSE IT HAVE MORE ACTION
[DORA]
OH QUIT YOUR CUSSING I SHOULD CALL YOU ASHY BOY
YOU BATTLE A POKEMON LIKE IT WAS LIKE A TOY
YOU SHOULD FUCK MISTY AND KICK BROCK ASS
I'LL SAY ASH NO SWIPING IF YOU EVER COME BACK
MY SHOW IS BETTER CAUSE THERE IS NO SWEARING
YOUR HAVE VIOLENCE WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
I DONT THINK YOU GET THE POINT WITH YOUR POWER AND LOVE
WHO ASK YOU PIKACHU IS A SLUT
[ASH]
FOR YOUR INFORMATION PIKACHU IS A BOY
YOUR FRIENDS BOOT HE'S A FUCKING TOY
ALL YOU EVER DO IS EXPLORE AROUND THE WORLD
FINDING THING, HELPING OTHER, THAT WILL MAKE ME HURL
GO FUCK DIEGO YOU NO GOOD EXPLORER
ALL YOU EVER ACT IS A SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER
I KNOW LOTS OF POKEMON I CAN LIST A TON
VULPIX, VOLTORB, PIDGEY, SQUIRTLE, EEVEE, SEEL, AND PORYGON
[DORA]
DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH YOU ALWAYS LOSE A BATTLE
TEAM ROCKET IS WAY WORST THAN YOUR FUCKING RAP BATTLE
YOU ARE ALSO STUBBORN YOU WANT TO WIN A BADGE
WHY DONT YOU SLOW DOWN AND STOP KICKING ASS
YOU NEVER EVEN WIN THIS THING I GET A REWARD
WHILE YOU TRAVEL TO THE REGION THAT LIKE BEING A WHORE
I DONT NEED TO BE WITH YOU I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE IT BEEN FUCKING SWELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE