Disclaimer: Neither myself or my friend who co wrote this story own Lord of the Rings. We do however own Jippin and Elfy as well as the idea for the story.
Author Note: Elfy and Jippin are actually are the nicknames my friend and I have for each other. I'm Elfy and my friend is Jippin. It's actually Pippin but because we would get mixed up with the two characters named pippin, we changed it for this story. Enjoy.
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Hello, this is a strange and abnormal tale. One night Jippin was watching a freaky movie called "The Lion King' and Elfy was asleep in her room in their 42 room mansion. All of a sudden a strange and abnormal thing happened. A big flash of white light and Elfy screamed from her room.
"IIIIDDDDIIIIOOOOTTTTSSSS" and comes tearing down the stairway wearing her longest nightgown.
"What's the matter, Elfy?" Jippin asked.
"Ip, Ip, Ip, Mommy" she says then faints.
Jippin wakes her friend up and takes her upstairs. Elfy is still terrified of what she saw upstairs and hears noises in her room. We creep up to the door, open it slightly and slowly turn on the light. And then we saw them….
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!" Elfy and Jippin scream. They screamed. We all screamed. Jippin slammed the door. Elfy went to grab a knife of one of the many kitchens so they could stab whatever hideous creatures that had appeared in Elf's room.
They slowly edged back to the mysterious, strange and abnormal room. They silently counted to three and yelled "CCCCHHHHAAAARRRRGGGGEEEE". Not very smart thing to do but hey, did we say they were intelligent. We stopped short when we saw six swords, one staff, one arrow and two axes pointed in their direction.
"Dude we're in trouble now" Jippin said.
"Raise your hands and drop that knife" Legolas commanded. Elfy dropped the knife…right on Jippin's foot.
"You bitch, that was my foot!!!" Jippin runs around the room yelling 'Shit'.
"Ladies of your status should truly not use such colorful language" Gimli said shaking a finger at Jippin.
"Oh well. Go to hell and fuck yourself on the way" a very pissed off Jippin replied.
"Are you alright?' asked Pippin.
"Do you think I'm alright? My foot is bleeding damnit". Pippin cowers. A sudden flash of white light blinds everyone and Faramir, Haldir and Denethor land on top of her.
"Aw great, now my back is broken. Where is Elrond when you need him?" Definitely the wrong thing to say at that time. A third flash of light and Elrond, Arwen, Galadriel and Celeborn landed on top of Jippin, the Gondor boys and the elf.
"Oh joy, now we're babysitting adults" said Elfy in a sarcastic tone that even a three year old child could recognize but the Fellowship and friends stared at her in amusement.
"Someone get these guys off of me," Jippin yelled then glared at Elrond over her shoulder. "Elrond you're supposed to heal me not hurt me!"
"Where are we?" Merry asked.
"Our mansion. Why?" Elfy replied.
"What's a mansion?" Pippin asked.
"A really big house…" Jippin answered.
"Um excuse me, but why are there pictures of me on the walls?" asked Legolas slightly disturbed.
"'Because it's my room and get out! All of you!" Elfy replied blushing.
They all exited the room looking disturbed except for Pippin who stood there and asked, "Does that include me?".
"What do you think, Pip?" Elfy replied giving him a cold look. The hobbit began to inch away from the girls, with that don't-make-any-sudden-movements look in his eyes. Once everyone was out of her room, Elfy closed the door and prepared for a long night and day.
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Luineraugwen: Chappie one out of the way. Look out for more madness written by my friends and I. It might take a while to update due to the school holidays. Sorry that the chapter was so short.