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Chapter 1

Dragged Along

or

Dance Through the Time Warp

Gandalf turned to face the Balrog and did his light show gig. As the others took cover, Legolas noticed the tentacle of light (get those minds out of the gutter) coming back up as the Balrog fell. He was almost to Gandalf, shouting a warning all the way, when it knocked Gandalf into the crevice. Legolas leaped and caught hold of Gandalf's wrist. Unfortunately, another quake erupted and the ledge broke sending both Gandalf and Legolas down into shadow.

They fell and fell and fell. It was completely dark. Legolas' last conscious thought was, *Me and my heroics. Now I won't get to kill any more orcs.* Gandalf's last conscious thought was…hmm…no one really knows what goes through the mind of a wizard.

End Chapter



A/N: All right so it's short, and not that humorous. Not to worry, it will get funnier, and longer as time goes on. In the mean time, as this is our first fanfiction, as a group effort, we request…excuse me, demand two reviews before we post another chapter.