after eln had leevd him in hte sand tarkuin was MAD. his son had droped him on a hid desert adm didnt apopoligze!
sufdenny, LORDS FARQUAADS GOSTS!
"helo" sed the godts "my nam is lorde farquid."
"i m tarkuiin" sad tarqin.
"fite me m9" saided farqid./div
"u wor m70" tarquin stanbed the sand agrily madly.
"1v1 mii skruuv" sedd farqwadz.
yarqwin gotted his rapper m slicd farqogs goat.
"gaha u cnanot kil mii for i m alreddy DED!" fatquaad shuoted sexily.
"ue too secy tooo live!" tarqin complimented mademly. then he grabed gun m shopted farquad.
farquid desu.
"sugoi" farquin shooted cuz he was sexretly frum azer citi.
DUN DUN DUN
to b cuntinyood?