"Why do they have to be doing it now?" Elyan asked. "For God's sake, that's my sister!"
"Well what do you expect?" Gwaine asked. "They are married, after all. And they haven't seen each other since Gwen was kidnapped three months ago. I'm not surprised they need to get it out now."
"You know what?" said Percival. "I'm happy for Arthur. He's been cranky lately without someone to bang. At least he hasn't gone out in the streets yet, selling it for a nickel!"
"Yeah, Elyon," Leon cut in. "At least now you know Arthur's faithful. Probably," he added with a smirk.
"Okay, fine," said Elyan. "But doesn't it worry you that they didn't even bother going somewhere private? I mean, we just got back from the rescue mission and they're going at it in front of the campfire, in plain sight! Next thing, they'll be doing it in the hallway outside Arthur's doors because they couldn't keep it in their pants long enough."
"Doesn't it worry you more that we're poking our heads out of our tent and watching them?" asked Percival.
The others murmured their agreement and stuck their heads back in the tent, silently agreeing to never speak of their conversation again.