Phantasy Star Skits. By Partially Crazy.
Act 1: The Manhole.
Note: This ficcy assumes Noah is male.
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Alis and company were quite estatic about their new party member, Noah. Now, they had to find Dr. Luveno in Gothic, however, they had to find a manhole first. They finally found the manhole, but nobody knew how to open it.
"Noah, do you know how to open it?" Alis questioned, to unintelligent to comprehend this for herself. (Whadayya expect? She's a warrior! Not a scientist!)
"Dur, No-ha. How da ya opun the manhole now? CHONKA CHONKA CHONKA!" added Odin, also being a not-scientist, and therefore didn't know how to open a manhole.
"Uh, sure." said Noah, and he lifted the manhole with his arms, and put the cover on the road. "C'mon, guys! Let's go to Gothic!"
Alis, Odin and Myau just stared at the manhole, mouths agape, not knowing what to say.
"What?"
It took a while before Alis burst in with, "Wow. You are so smart."
Myau also said, "How did you open it?"
Noah, believing that the team would be incompetent without him, replied, "Uh… I just opened the manhole."
Odin finshed with, "Wow."
Noah, now believing that he should just let the team solve their own problems, decided to leave. "Uh… I'm… gonna… leave now. Bye."
Noah ran off in a hurry, and the rest of the team just stayed there, staring at the manhole, trying to figure out how Noah opened it.
Odin then said, "What da ya think's inside?"
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Now this, I think is funny. Just incase you're not quite sure, I'm drawing this info from a Phantasy Star walkthrough. I haven't played the game to that part, but if there's monsters, just pretend they died.
OK, there's more skits coming soon! Stay tuned!