All Stars

by The Ultimate Uke

Naruto is new to this school, tryin to teach the way of the believer to Uchiha and his goons. Lee is a suicidal teen and Gaara is his bully. Gai is an out Homo and Kakashi is down for that. The rest are just trying to fit in. NaruSasuNaru,GaaLee,KakaGai. Other great couples too!

1. All Stars

All Stars

By: The Ultimate Uke

Warnings: NC-17

Disclaimer: I don't own any Naruto, characters, or the song 'All star' by smash mouth. I only own this idea of how to place them in this heartfelt story.

A/N: self beta all fuck ups are my own. This is from the twisted world of The Ultimate Uke.

~Character Pov~

oOo

Chapter 1: All Stars

~Naruto~

Mom and dad both came in the door mad. Dad walked to his new office in this new house and mom went to the kitchen to pull out the pot roast for dinner. Naruko went into the living room with a pack of Oreos and mom came and gave her some milk. As mom left Naruko smiled like an angel then frowned at me when I looked at her suspicious. I sighed and sat down, mom and dad were mad because they had been transferred again within the last year and I had only been at Riverdale for all of my junior year. Its hard to keep making new friends and keep ontop. Thank God for my Uncle and his cool collected advice and life style it gave me something to look forward to.

I sat down on the couch next across from my annoying little sister Naruko. She sat there with Oreos and milk watching the 2011 Thunder Cats remake. It was horrible and loud and sounded like a bunch of shit.

"You know this show will never be as good as the original thunder cats." I said and she looked at me with disgust.

"Yeah, yeah and the now a day power rangers and transformers have been massacred by over sexed men. I heard you nerd." Naruko said rolling her eyes.

I hated her sometimes. Who even teaches her these things, "I am not a nerd."

"Yes you are, you lord of the freaks loving, twilight is real looking boy, yugi-oh card having looking boy, I still like to trick or treat looking boy, I still wear captain planet looking boy." She said to me not looking away from the television.

"You in between the lions looking, can't tie my shoe looking, crooked pony tail havin, can't reach the top shelf looking, I still wet the bed looking, my favorite colors pink looking girl." I shot back and she tossed a pillow at me.

"You I'm a true believer looking, you my girlfriend still loves me she just wants to expand her horizon looking boy, you I can't fly a kite looking boy, you I can barely drive looking, you I wear proactive looking boy, you freaks and geeks looking boy, you I still play with Pokémon cards looking boy, you I can catch the rainbow looking boy, you I think the zoo is awesome looking boy." She shot back. I smirked and then leaned in on my fist.

"You I still have all my barbie's looking, I still can't ride a bike having, you I can't tie my shoe looking, you I'm a big girl now looking, I'm afraid of the dark looking, sleep with a night light looking girl."

"Look who's talking you aren't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed." She said laughing.

I laughed because she threw it like a girl and it didn't hurt then I looked at her and made faces. She made faces at me too.

When I grabbed the remote from her she slapped me across the head with a pillow and placed her finger and thumb to her forehead in the shape of an L.

I sighed because I was about to give her the finger and mom came in and slapped me across the head. She gave me my new debit card and my car keys .

"I placed three hundred on it. That's good enough right?"

"Uh…no. I was getting five. What happened?"

"That GPA dropped that's what happened. How will you get into college with anything less then a 3.0?" she said. I sighed. I was currently at a 2.762 and she was not happy.

"Alright, I assume I have to get a job now." I said sitting up and Naruko laughed.

"who would want to hire you? Your as lazy as uncle Jiraiya who is living in the guest house."

"Hey uncle Jiraiya is a nomad; he travels around studies the way of life and gives advice to young people seeking truth."

"If that's what you call his not having a decent job, can't find a stables source of income or home, and his gibberish he talks, then go right ahead." She said looking down at me.

I sighed getting up and grabbing my moms face while making kisses at her. "That's because Jiraiya is a nomad, a monk, a guru, and don't knock 'The Way of the Believer' he had half my junior class stuck on his theory in his last book last year. It all really works mom."

"So your grades dropped because…?" she said as she slapped my hands off her and crossed her arms. I dodged back.

"I stopped believing in the guru long enough to stop believing in myself. I'm a believer. Are you?" I said cocking my eyebrow.

"No," she said walking toward the kitchen, "plus that has nothing to do with your grades. You were slacking and just like your father and your useless god father you blame it on not believing in yourself. Please Naruto half the quotes in his book are common quotes gathered together in a crappy book and the other half are quotes from music."

"It's called research. Most people don't even know that these songs preach to the soul. He took these wonderful quotes, defined there meaning, and placed them in book for troubled people."

She groaned, "Go. Now. Before I kill you child." I laughed and grabbed a banana and kissed her on the cheek before I left giving the twerp a pillow back and unplugging to T.V. as I left.

I got in my BMW convertible and pulled out the garage, dad saw me on his way from his home office to the kitchen and patted me on the head. As I did my Ipod clicked and the song I was listening to last kicked in. it just so happen to be my favorite song and Jiraiya called it, 'A Believers Song' and I agreed. It was a song that screamed life sucks who cares, live, love, laugh, and just do it. All stars by smash Mouth.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

I danced and sang to it as I past up Pervy J's place and he was outside reading (or so it looked) with a pair of binoculars staring into female homes. He nodded at me and I nodded back as I sang along with them. As I pulled into the gas station and jumped out of the car from over the door. I started to pump my gas

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

I was doing my usual hand gesture while blasting it like I hadn't heard the song in three years. I noticed this guy in a really nice car for a kid my age. He seemed mad at it though and he got out with such a huff. He looked around with his hands on his hips and then sighed again.

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

He wrapped his arms around himself and huffed then he looked around. He stopped when he noticed me. I just kept singing while facing the pump. He was talking to me but I really didn't hear much of what he said.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

I spinned and started singing again he laughed and sang on, he seemed irritated but kept his temper somehow.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

He looked at me with a cocked eyebrow and continued on with his questioning this time I quieted down enough to hear him and he said, ""

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place

"I said yep, what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little chaaaaange!" I started jamming hard and then this girl heard the song and started jamming and her girl friend. Then this dude and without knowing it I started a musical. The guy was staring with disbelief with his jaw dropped.

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

"Hey stop with that gay singing! Dude at least give me a ride home!" he yelled and we all stopped and stared at him. He turned bright red and turned around.

"Dude sorry I mean I just like this song. Smash Mouth rocks."

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

He sighed, "I live literally down the street in that gated neighborhood."

I smirked and took him with me. As we drove he seemed agitated I assumed he couldn't get the vibe of the song so I turned it up. He huffed and crossed his arms. He acted so gay it was hard to believe he was a dude.

~Sasuke~

I was leaving to go to the mall when dad came up to me patted me on my head, hit me lightly in the arm and hugged me all while praising me. I Sasuke Uchiha was the schools coolest guy, football captain, basket ball captain, and if things ended off right I would be salutatorian. While school hadn't yet started and senior year was already predestined to be the best yet, it took a miracle to beat the old habits from years before. Like my ability to balance many relationships without once blowing it. Today I was dumping my two boyfriends because summer was soon coming to an end and I needed to keep my options open for senior year. Everything was perfect except I was kind of…well gay…

Well what dad doesn't know won't kill him I mean I didn't intend on marrying a man like Itachi I didn't intend on ever coming out of the closet because how would it seem if big bad football captain was a fudge packer? Not cute to think about all the boys who I influence who would suddenly want to pound me-and not in a good way.

I ended up running low on gas, like so low my car stopped in a gas station and I had to call Sai for a ride. He said they were all at the mall hanging and if he came to get me he wasn't going back to the mall. I sighed, well time to get some unsuspected individual to buy me gas. Again.

I thought about asking a girl but that was bummy. So it had to be a boy, it had to be someone I didn't know, and it had to be a fag.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her

thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.

I turned to see what idiot was blasting that horrible song from Shrek one and it was some blond headed moron with wild hair, black slim legs jeans, an orange slim shirt, with a jean jacket that had half sleeves. He had an orange studded belt, with orange vans on, and a pair of shades on. There was an orange swirl on the left eye of the shades. He was jamming hard rocking as he got out swiped his card and began to pump gas. I knew then he must be gay and thought I had found my ride.

"he blonde…" I said walking up to him he looked at me still bobbing his head hard to the music as I spoke to him. "Yeah you. Look I usually don't do this and I shouldn't be but it would seem I'm stranded. You see I left the house without taking my wallet or any money so would please spare me some change for gas?" I asked

As I said that the song said:

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place…

He turned facing me completely and in the gayest way ever started like high school musical singing while the gas pumped on into his car. "I said Yep, what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change!" He said spinning with some hand gestures similar to Michael Jackson. "Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Back to the rule and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun; your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see.

So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go." he said doing a fist pump. "You'll never shine if you don't glow."

I was looking around as everyone in the gas station stopped to stare at us. Part of me wanted to punch this weirdo but I was better than that so I just stared at him. Then I noticed these three blond girls start singing with him. He smiled and pointed at them and they danced to it too.

"Hey now you're an all star, get your game on, go play. Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid; and all that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold."

I was pissed, "Are you gonna give me gas or what?' I mumbled. He sang on and I screamed. "Hey stop with that gay singing! Dude at least give me a ride home!"

oOo

So…this is how I ended up catching a ride with a blond moron.

The entire ride there we listened to the same song, I wanted to rip my hair out of my head. He would jam to it hard too. Like we hadn't already listened to it previously.

When we pulled into my street though it was enough to shut him up. Everyone here was loaded and the houses spoke for them. They were significantly bigger than most, came in unique designs, and were surrounded by beautiful cars and surroundings.

"Whoa dude…you must be loaded."

I shrugged looking over to the other side so he couldn't see my smug smirk. "You could say that."

"So what you parents rich and you can't buy gas, you must be there less favored son." He said killing the moment. I undid my seat belt, got up, and jumped. Since his car was a convertible it was easier then it sounded. He stopped and looked back at me.

"I can walk from here." Is said flicking him off. He whipped his car around and drove slowly beside me.

"Wow, must of hit a sensitive nerve. Look I'm sorry. Mom believes that if you don't express what offends you it won't ever get fixed."

I stopped and he hit the brakes too.

"Okay then you should know, I only talked to you because I needed some damn gas money, I ain't broke or hated. Hell I'm loved, but I choose you. Which was a HUGE mistake. You should be happy that you pulled somebody this handsome. I mean I'm sure out of all your gay boyfriends I'm still the hottest."

He looked around confused and then took off his shades. "I'm not gay."

I sighed, "Yes you are." I said.

He looked at me with such a serious face, one that I didn't believe he was capable

"Oh shit." I said pinching the bridge of my nose. He looked around, "dude…I'm not…I don't…I was raised not carin'…I mean I don't judge or nothing. Power to the people and gay rights and shit."

"I'm not gay." I said with slight huff.

"Sure you aren't. I'm…not…either…" he said. "Look just let me give you a ride home and we act like this never happened."

"I'd rather not, this has been…quite an experience for me loser so why don't you get lost." I said waving him off as I walked around his car.

"Well shit, I can hold a secret dude and it's not your fault either. God makes each of us special and you are too. Dude I so support you and don't judge you at all."

I looked at him with disgust shaking my head, "that is the gayest crap I've ever heard." I said walking into my estate.

He honked twice, "Hey much love dude. By the way my names Naruto!"

Dumbass.

oOo

I met up with Blaine first he was in the rain forest; Blaine was wearing a purple sweater vest, khaki pants and a white button up. He had recently dyed his hair and he was now blond because he knew I had a thing for blonds. He saw me and waved. His lips were full and pink covered in that fucking lip balm that makes me lose my brain.

"Sasi…" he smiled as I came up

He was my longest on and off yet and I was ready to officially call it a quits. He was officially too girly to tolerate and if I wanted to be surrounded by a girl I would be with my girlfriend Sakura. I sighed and took a seat. "Blaine…"

He smiled reached for my hand I snatched it away and he frowned. "Baline we need to talk." I said he got mad and slammed his hands on the table. "No way. Sasuke seriously. Your dumping me?"

"How'd you…"

"You start off all your break ups like this. You aren't even creative."

I frowned, "well didn't mean to find new and un-expecting ways to dump you."

He laughed, "Fuck you, you closet fag. I mean you wouldn't even introduce me to your friends."

"Well…come on like you said I am in the closet."

"you really couldn't tell me this yesterday before I sucked you off and let you fuck me."

"Well then who would do it for me?" I said looking around.

He smirked, "Okay Sasuke but this better really be the last time. I hope you can come out the closet someday." He gave me the finger and grabbed his bag. I just smirked as he left. I had to be at the other side of the mall to meet Tristen in ten minutes.

~Lee~

I wished for so long that theses prepubescent thought would wash away, I had hoped that by senior year they would be gone and that I would move on without fear of damnation. Looks like all those 'it's just puberty' speeches and all those 'it's normal' talks were bull shit after all.

Sorry about that I seldom curse. But I was at my limits. We had come here to the mall to go to the huge borders it held like we usually do every week day in the summer. Haku had been entertaining some men who thought he was a pretty underage female…again. Kiba was with Shika nerd'n out as I called it in the manga section with huge stacks of it around them. Choji was in the café becoming their favorite customer. TenTen was in the drama section drooling over twilight. Hinata was in the café as well with her pink laptop doing SAT drills. And I, Rock Lee, was-much too my own mortification-in the gay romance novels section getting turned on by men on men erotic. I would have to lick my lips every so often to make sure I wasn't drooling. Erotic gay novels were really the best. I mean the sex scenes were incredibly awesome. I felt incredibly ashamed however. I mean it was gay sex I was getting turned on about and I couldn't help but find myself in this section all the time. I was NOT gay, despite what everyone thought. I looked down at my pink and green converses and noticed a little mound growing from my pink short and sighed. I wasn't about to touch myself in public. Shika was wearing a regular grey shirt that said something sad about homosexuality written across its face and some regular slim leg jeans. Kiba was in a wife beater all white with some black shorts and his lettermen with some vans. Choji was in a red sweater a white v neck and some regular jeans. Vintage washed. Hinata was in a purple dress that stopped mid shin. TenTen was in boy cloths, some khaki pants, some heavy sweater, and some huge glasses. Those huge glasses that goggled her face were her actual glasses not some fashion trend. Haku was in a long sleeve blouse with a high top skirt and some heels. His hair was down up with a hump on his head and because he hadn't hit puberty or something so h an Adam's apple.

As I entered another sex covered chapter I realized I was getting more and more…horny per say. I was reading something about rimming and getting really into the book might I add. Authors really put enough detail to make it so you want to be the one getting what ever's getting done get done to you.

That's when I heard Sasuke Uchiha's voice and his squad-of-goons cheer him on. Someone shushed them and got told off by Juugo. Well threatened is more the word. I panicked because if they saw me here I couldn't or wouldn't ever live it down so I dived and crawled away. I heard him confront Shika and Kiba. Shika snorted sand said a low, "here we go. What a drag…" I heard Sasuke laughed and mumble something making the other oafs laugh.

"Ah tight end what's the fucking deal hang'n out with these loser."

Kiba sighed, "I've known these guys since preschool. They aren't losers." He defended.

"Shut it trout. You're lucky you play good or we'd have to drop your ass too." Sasuke said. They all laughed except for Sai, who was always smiling, so it didn't matter.

"So tight end where's the bushy brow fairy, four eyed girl with the mustache, and Neji's huge breasted sister?" Sasuke asked.

"Don't know none of those people. Sorry." Shika said.

I loved Shika he wasn't scared of anyone. "Oh yes you do. There you chums, your squad, your team of freaks and geeks. Don't tell me your fat ass boyfriend actually isn't with you." Suigetsu said. Shika sighed and looked away.

"No but he is porking your ex. You know Ino." He shot back.

"Ino always had something wrong with her." Sui said looking around. I had managed to sneak to the shelf right by the exit. I could run for the exit and hid in some store till they left.

They laughed about something Sasuke said and dispersed to cause chaos. It's not as bad as I make it out to be, I mean they hardly ever come in here to cause trouble.

I stopped thinking and ran for all my worth only to run into the varsity teams defensive linebacker and Sasuke's number three in his squad of minions…Gaara. He was younger than me by how much I don't know since I could never have a decent conversation with him. He was at a point in time smaller then me and fragile to the bone. But by the end of middle school he was my height and by the beginning of sophomore year he was taller than most people my age. He was also cut! So fucking cut compared to his previous pictures. I mean he was the hulk of his former self.

Which was both good and bad at times. Good because he still wasn't fast because he was at least a hundred pounds too heavy and bad because he was strong and mean. He broke my arm and leg in the seventh grade playing a game of beat up the fairies! Me running into him just now was a bad idea as well as the fact that he was, like I said, at least a hundred pounds heavier than me and built to tackle without much effort so I flew backward running at the speed I was going. He looked down at me and smirked.

"I found fairy boy over here…what you're that much of a pussy you run when the others are getting tormented?"

"Stop talking!" I hissed.

He smirked and then grabbed my face hard. "Stop talking…? Who talks like that? Oh that's right..." He looked around and then looked behind me. I was hoping they wouldn't walk straight down or they'd figure out what aisle I was in. Then Sasuke came up to Gaara and patted him on the shoulder. He looked me up and down and then tousled my hair.

"What were you doing back here, fairy? Where you blowing guys? No…it had to be much worst since you tried to ditch."

"I was trying to get away from you." I said with teary eyes. He smirked harder and Gaara shoved me when I got up again. I fell down and Sasuke walked over me. What a douche!

"Hey, I got a funnier idea. How's about we toss him in the restroom and flush em?" Gaara said grabbing me up by my shirt. He was way too tall to try and defend myself. Plus I wasn't going to fight him in this outfit; I mean I had on some short for God sake. On top of that I hadn't completely lost that boner either.

"Great idea." Gaara dragged me toward the rest of their dumb gang and they each grabbed me.

"Cut it out Gaara!" Shika said and he was shoved down by Sasuke.

"Shut it fag." He hissed. Sui grabbed my arm, Gaara had my legs, and Juugo's buff ass grabbed my other arm. Dammit I cursed again. Kiba got up to say something and Sasuke shot him a look that shut him up. They began to walk and I knew what was to come next. I would be swimming in a shit bowl soon.

"Hey little dude." Someone said to Shika. I looked over at the guy who stood about sasuke's height, had light blond hair, blue eyes, and a fancy like arranged orange outfit. "These guys given you trouble?"

"Oh here we go. " Sasuke said rolling his eyes. "Are you paid to just annoy the fuck out of me today?"

The guy in orange placed his hands on his chest in a hurt manner and looked around, "well ouch, and here I am not lookin' for trouble and I run into Mr. Help a dude. Then I find out you're a big bully." He said quirking an eyebrow. Gaara dropped my legs and I struggled free to stand up and face the guys.

"Hey, look you don't have to do this rich dude. I'm sure the kid didn't do anything to deserve so many people kicking his ass." The blond said.

"Do you know this dude, Sasuke?" Gaara asked.

Sasuke made a face of disgust, "No."

"Oh so your name is Sasuke." He said dropping his drink. "Oh well that's just cruel I'm the guy who took you home today so you could get some gas money. Well I hope you got it…and that it's not from these little dudes. Well maybe you just forgot." He put the shades on and smiled. "Remember yet…we met at the gas station…?"

"Sai, kick his ass." Sasuke ordered and Sai sat there and looked at him with a face of no emotion.

The blond guy walks up to me and pats me on the shoulder, Kiba and Shika walked past them and the blond guy and I followed after him. no one but Sasuke made a grab at him and then he grabbed Sasuke by the hand and twisted it behind him. he placed his foot on his butt and kicked him forward. Sasuke went flying straight into Juugo's crotch and I laughed when the both groaned in pain. Gaara grabbed the blonde by the collar and held him up and he laughed with his hands up.

"Dude, you're big. What do you inject steak?" he said sarcastically.

"So fag chaser, are you savin' this fairy cause your fucking him?"

He shrugged and tripped Gaara. Gaara fell on Sui who grabbed onto Sai and they toppled on each other. Shika and Kiba busted into laughter "Naruto Uzumaki, and that is The Way of the Believer." He said h grabbed my hand and we ran out of the store. When we stopped to catch breath he leaned against a post and I just stood up. Running was something so second nature that I would have to do a lot of it to tire myself.

"Naruto…?"

"Yeah," he said opening his eyes and looking at me with a smile. I snatched my and from his hand and looked mad at him.

"leggo of my hand! What is it that you seek?"

He shrugged, "I don't like bullies much. The world isn't made up like that." He said.

"What are you a douche?" Kiba said. He laughed and placed an arm around my neck.

"Nope those guys are douches." He said with a smile, "So what's your name anyway?"

"Uh…" Shika raised an eyebrow. "I'm Shikamaru Nara. They call me Shika for short. That's the jocks friend over there Kiba, but his nerd side won't allow him to hang with those douches. This is lee." He looked at me and smiled and I blushed.

"Hey." He said. "You know you shouldn't let that stupid idiot talk to you like that cause you gay. I mean it's not your fault you were born this way."

I made a face of disgust while shaking my head. "I'm not gay. They just call me fairy cause they want me to be gay. Get the heck off me with this lady Gaga crap and go to hell." I said pushing him off me.

He looked stunned, "that is the second time today that I got attacked by a gay guy for support it. I should just shut up."

"Oh shit we forgot Hinata, Chouji, and TenTen." Shika said and then he and Kiba took off after them.

I looked at him and he looked around before smiling hard. "See ya around then." I shook my head looking at the floor not wanting to her his pleas.

"Whatever…"

~Gai~

I was in a meeting with the staff all day long. They kept going on and on about the new literature teacher and his being a former student here as well as now being a rich and famous novelist. I didn't care to listen much to who he was or what he did so I worked on decorating my room for the new school year. It wasn't hard I had the help of at least ten willing men. Its like after I came out of the closet people adored me. Well maybe they all wanted a similar goal. They came in and moved stuff for me, bought me lunch, and helped set up all my computers and the printer. Troy, I mean Mr. Konnor was leaning over my desk showing me how to work my new PC. He kept string at me all annoying like and I was getting pissed but I needed the help so I ignored it.

"Is there something wrong troy?"

"No," he said and then he leaned in more and I leaned back uncomfortable. I didn't think he was un attractive no on the contrary he was hot. But I wasn't going to be tricked into another man trying to get into my pants. In fact ever since I had come out of the closet and identified as gay it had been like this. Men where now after me in ways I'd wished women were when I was straight. I mean they got me clothes, food, gave me money, took me on expensive dates, and even worked out with me. Which is not easy to do either. I mean you don't get the Gai approved body without doing the Gai approved exercise workout plan. "Gai…we've been coworkers for so long."

Oh here we go. "And yet you've never once excepted my invitation to dinner. One date Gai. Just one

"Maybe he's not that into you sir." I heard his voce say.

We both turned to see Kakashi Hatake my LIFE rival say.

"Hatake…what are you doing here!" I say his name like it's venomous to see him. I stood up and pointed at him furiously. He smirked and looked me over in a seductive way. Was that a joke?

"I've taken the job here as the senior literature teacher." He said walking into my room with his hands on his hips. Kakashi had gotten so…ugh…damn hot. I mean he was probably always hot but because I wasn't gay he wasn't intriguing to me. But now I mean, damn, it was like he was sculpted. His separate colored eyes were still just the way they'd been in high school. His scar from the fight that led to the eye surgery was still there. His silver hair shone even in my classroom and his nice pale skin was showing since he had his black button up half done.

"Who the hell are you, I don't care if you're the new literature teacher can't you see I'm talking to Gai?" hissed troy looking venomously at Kakashi.

"Well leave, he obviously doesn't fuck losers." Kakashi shot back not ever once looking at Troy. I groaned. I remember I wasn't gay throughout grade school with Kakashi, then in middle school he skipped a lot of grades on the count of he was genius and by the time I was a high school freshmen he was teacher here. After I graduated he left and now he had become a famous novelist. When did he find the time to do all these things?

"Well rival what are you doing here? Come to lose again?" I hissed. He chuckled.

"Well Gai, I'm here to see what you teach.

I squinted at him. "Economics and AP psychology," I answered. "Well this little hello has been horrible just as suspected but you see Kakashi I don't have time for your bull shit anymore I have things to plan and people fuck." Troys face light up and he followed behind me as I walked out my own room and past Hatake to go anywhere but in his presence. I grabbed Tros hand to assure he wouldn't be attacked by Kakashi and left.

He stopped us by standing right in the front of me and almost connecting our lips. "Sorry but maybe I should remind you, you don't fuck losers." He said slyly. I blushed at that. He wrapped his hands around the one I was using to hold Troy's hand and took my hand away from Troy's. I blushed and he turned and suddenly was pulling me away. "But…I'm no loser. In fact every time we fought I had you beat right Gai."

"If I remember correctly I had you beat by exactly one on our last tournament." I spat. He smiled hard closing his eyes and stared at me.

"That's right," he leaned down and kissed me and I slapped him hard.

Troy rushed him and Kakashi flipped him without touching him. troy hit the lockers and fell and Kakashi stared down at him like it was an accident. "Well it would seem your free for dinner now."

I gave him a disgusted stare and turned and walked away, he laughed and yelled at me. "I hate the sight of you leaving but love the sight of your ass swishing when you walk."

oOo

I got home to Lee making dinner, he seemed mad and troubled but I was kind of afraid to ask what was bothering him because he would just curse me out and complain about me being gay and ruining his life. I sighed and let it go. after about ten minutes of sitting trying to curl my hair

"H-Hatake...what are you doing here?" I said monotone. I wasn't ready for his bullshit and I just knew

"Oh great now your bringing men to the house to fuck. What will the neighbors think Gai."

Kakashi looked past me at Lee with a look of hatred, "you got something against homosexual's kid?"

Lee turned around mad, "yes I do! I simply do not want to be associated with them! And its kind of hard not to when your uncle is always fucking attracting them like roaches!" he hissed. Kakashi pushed me aside and I meant to grab him and he pushed me against the wall hard and stared at me with his eyes full of rage, "stay." Was all I saw before he stormed in on little lee.

I knew he was going to hurt him, I knew he was going to scar the kid so I screamed. And lee got up ready to defend himself.

"If you let your boyfriend beat me up you really aren't half the man my mother thought you were, faggot."

"I'm not your typical faggot kid and let me let you know that I don't know how they do it here but I don't take kind to your bitch ass remarks. I am and will probably always be more the man you are now. Besides your pretty gay looking yourself." Kakashi said easing up on lee. I got off the wall and ran toward lee standing in front of him.

"I don't need your protection. I can take care of myse-"

Slam.

It happened. He had struck lee and I saw blood splatter across the wall.

It was a punch and lee retaliated, hitting me in his blind rage and I flew into Kakashi and got shoved to the ground. I got up mad that they were fighting and mad that Kakashi had to provoke him when he was already mad. Then I hit Kakashi and he began to bleed. He stopped and stared at me for a little bit and then looked at lee.

"This brat…must be your sisters mistake?" my eyes widened. He remembered that comment from years before and was now

Lee's eyes widened and then they went to a deadly hall lid stare at me. His fist clenched at both sides of him and then he began to cry. Which in all honesty was very weak of him to do. "I never asked to be your burden! I wish you'd just die and leave me to rot you gay bastard!" he ran past me and out the door and boy could lee run. He was gone and then Kakashi looked at me too.

"We need to talk."

I began to cry and I could tell he could read me like an open book. My biggest unhealthiest problem had come into effect. Rock Lee.

~Gaara~

I got home right before Helde, the maid, served dinner. Right after dinner dad talked to me about my whole prepping for college and how I was going to play basketball at this university and this and that. It sickened me honestly. Kankuro had left yesterday back to Dartmouth and although dad was proud of him for making it big with baseball, he didn't like him as much as he liked me. I ended up excelling in both of the sports dad was good at: football and basketball. I ended up being just as smart as Temari, who although she was now home from grad school was now a doctor, looking forward to taken the semester off finally, and I was handsome. All the while dad talked about how I would be this in college and play this professionally after college and do this and major in that. It honestly scared me. For once I have never told my dad no, well not like never I mean when it came to his plans for my life. I lived my life for him. And he lived his thru me. Temari, since she got home, was expressing her disapproval of this.

Temari didn't believe in enforcing ideas into a child's mind or something like that. She says its what leads to mid life crisis and other unhealthy breakdowns later on in life. And since I was already schizophrenic she didn't want anymore mishaps. She was a doctor now and talking like she had always been one.

"Dad, I was thinking about focusing more on my stud

"Oh you're playing basket ball alright. I mean what the hell boy you don't need brains like your sister. Your already number six in you class skipped two grades up and graduating early. You need to focus on what is going to pay you tuition in college, Kankuro plays baseball."

Temari butted in again with a cough, "yeah but Kankuro wasn't smart he was just really good at ball. Be happy Gaara is both smart and good at sports." She said smiling at me. Dad frowned at her and looked back at me.

"You're playing your final year of basket ball boy. No questions and your sister can take all her psychological mumbo and cram it because you have talent and should exercise it."

"I'm a doctour now. I expect respect." She said.

"Well, Miss Doctour…when can I expect children?"

"In about six years." She shot back quickly.

"You're almost twenty four."

She looked at him like so. "I'm not going to hit menopause until late forties early fifties." She corrected.

oOo

I sighed as I laid in my bed staring at my huge room. I looked around it and thought quickly to myself is this me. After I got off the phone with my girlfriend who was in California right now I logged onto the chatroom for teens seeking peer help. I had had this account since sophomore year.

It was kind of like a social network for what Sasuke would call losers, kids with drama in their lives would look for condolences on it, talk to someone about their suicidal thought, and in the case I had recently found myself in a planned suicide. It was for Saturday night. I was hoping, praying that I could reach out to my father by then so I wouldn't have to but he was stubborn and my best friend on my chatroom Lotus Butterfly10 said he wasn't things would change much for him either. He was talking about becoming his classes valedictorian and going to Yale or Harvard. I said I would never be smart as him and he said he'd slap me if we ever met. Well looks like Saturday he would get his chance.

Lotus Butterfly10: Hiiii =)

SubakuNoDarkStar: Hi, whats up?

Lotus Butterfly10: Nothing, had a rough day. Got beat up again!

SubakuNoDarkHorse: By who?

Lotus Butterfly10: by none other than that ogre I have been telling u about. He and a couple of friends jumped me and my friends and tried to throw us in the pool.

SubakuNoDarkHorse: Lol! Come on its funny though. I'm srry it happnd to u

Lotus Butterfly10: Not if they had thrown us in. the just mentally abused me a little. Called me gay, crammed me in the corner and…ugh. Sometimes I want to kill them.

SubakuNoDarkHorse: Tell me about it. My dad has me preparing for colleges I hate. I wanna get the hell away frm him as fast as possible.

Lotus butterfly10: I actually can't wait for Saturday. I haven't told any of my off line friends. They'll

SubakuNoDarkHorse: well don't. If I'm going to do this it has to be with you.

Lotus butterfly10: Its pretty gay to say that to me. I mean wtf?

SubakuNoDrakHorse: Oh. Hey…Lotus butterfly10 u ain't rlly gay r u?

Lotus butterfly10: NO! nobody will listen to me cause of my gay ass uncle. All the kids think he fucks me in the ass and crap along those lines

SubakuNoDarkHorse: Lol. Well if it's that bad tell him the problem is u.

Lotus butterfly10: If it were that easy both of us wouldn't have the problems we have that led us to suicide my dear.

SubakuNoDarkHorse: well. I guess. So tell me about ur self in the yrs I've known u we ain't rlly talk about our passions that much. I mean I know u love swimming but u ain't on the swim team cuz then they'd think u r gay. I kno ur struggling with ur sexuality but ur straight. I know u have bullys that make u cut urself. I kno u have a girlfriend. I kno ur parents r drug heads and one of them lives in a crack house. I kno that the other one lives in rehab, ur uncles an open fag and because he is ur guardian ppl assume u r too. I know ur suicidal. Lol.

Lotus butterfly10: I know u have ur share of the cruel world too. I mean ur mom did given u life and ur uncle blaming u for it. Ur fathers pressure and predestined for ur life, and ur own dreams being crushed by r schizophrenia. Hey were sum fuk ups! Lol!

SubakuNoDarkHorse: If u were a girl I'd like u…lol!

Lotus butterfly10:Shut up stupid I'm not really ! hey y the fuk r we waiting for Saturday. That's 4 days away. Y can't we just meet up tonight and get this over with.

SubakuNoDarkHorse: U should kno I'm an alcoholic.

Lotus Butterfly10: well its better then nu10. Lol.

SubakuNoDarkHorse: smh. Rlly? U'd actually run away with me knowing so little about me. For all u kno I've been lyin to u nd I could be a pedophile.

Lotus Butterfly10: anything is better then here. He has a date over tonight and they've been arguing all sorts of gay shit since he got here. Nd…I know ur not a pedophile. I kno ur not goin to hurt me. I kno ur good. I can feel it. I trust u.

SubakuNoDrakHorse: …

Lotus Butterfly10: Hello. R u there?

SubakuNoDarkHorse: 11:40, the top of clark towers, make sure no1 knows where ur going or ur not followd. Bring sumthing to act as painkillers.

Lotus Buttefly10: not so sure u aren't a pedophile n e more…

SubakuNoDarkHorse: No, stupid. I'm not. I'll need the painkillers for the fall. Alcohol to get u to jump, and if ur uncle is n e thing like u described he won't let u jump if he follows u.

Lotus butterfly10: ok. I trust u.

I signed out without saying goodbye or answering. I grabbed my jacket and waltz away. I snuck out the house well tried Temari caught me since she doesn't really sleep at night. She said something about how her and Kankuro use to sneak out. I actually listened to his boring

I hugged her and she looked stunned, we never really did that lovey brother and sister shit you'd see on tv. So yeah it was awkward.

"Thank you for being there for me. For making me who I am. Thank you for fighting for me. Thank you for being my older sister and the best one yet. Thanks."

She wrapped her arms around me and we hugged for like ten minutes. "Bye sis."

With that I said goodbye to my sister for the final time.

I got in my Suburban and drove to Clark tower. I really didn't know what you wear to a suicide. So I put on a simple black tee, and black jeans and some black boots. I didn't know if I should like shave some hair off or I don't know…dammit I was commit suicide not having sex for the first time. I ended up lifting a bottle of champagne and some smokes. I brought weed and some Tylenol too because I didn't know how fucked up I should be for this.

It was well into the hour when I walked up onto Clark tower roof top I rolled up my weed and smoked a half of it before I put it out.

I heard someone come up around 11:30ish and I panicked if he was a cop I was screwed and f he was a pedophile I would beat the crap out of him.

"Lotus Butterfly10?" I yelled and he hid. I peeked over from the corner behind the door where I had made myself comfortable. "Yeah." He said.

"Not convinced…you sound too much like a girl. You sure?"

"Are you SubakuNoDarkHorse?"

I laughed, "Yeah, I am." He giggled and I heard him slide down.

"Uh…what are we going to do here then?" I asked.

"To die together." He giggled.

I sighed. "Okay so I'm convinced."

"Good because I've dreamed of meeting you!" I heard him say all excited like. He ran over to me and I looked at my suicide buddy. My best friend. The person to whom I've poured my life's secrets out to.

I looked at Rock Lee.

He stopped and looked at me and frowned. "This is a joke right?" he asked with that harshness in his voice.

"No, you're the joke right? Because you can't possibly be-"

"A father that pushes his responsibility on you and sixth in our class. How couldn't I tell…coach Sunagakure and you Gaara." He rolled his eyes. "We just fucked up."

"Hell yeah. Now I gotta kill you. You know too fucking much to live." I got up and stalked him. He took a step back and raised his arms up to defend himself.

I stopped and hunched forward. "Ah fuck it. I'm not going to kill your useless ass. I should have known you were a fairy. Your freaking name was Lotus Butterfly." I laughed. He walked over to me and slapped me. I grabbed his shirt and he looked at me unscarred. Something had changed in him since this afternoon, that complete utter fear was gone. Maybe it was because he knew the real me now. Maybe he was too mad to be scared.

"My mother died….given me life, my uncle the only man who I ever cared for tried to kill me, he said I killed my own mom. His sister!" he quoted me from one of our conversation.

"Shut up you little fairy or I will drop you." I warned.

"Dad just doesn't understand I want to go to an Ivy League school." He said again. I dropped him on the ground and turned around.

"So what you actually dress like that. I thought it was you gay ass uncle forced you into wearing that shit." I said. He was wearing a green hoodie with some pink short shorts and green vans.

"Dark horse…in Japanese Gaara means horse…I should have known. Subaku No Gaara." He said sitting up.

"You and your obsession over lotus. Well looks like neither of us is going to jump now so now what?"

"What do you mean not going to jump. We liked each other when we didn't know our real personalities so why the hell shouldn't we jump now?"

"…" I didn't say anything.

He sighed, "Well I can't go home I cursed out my uncle and his friend after dinner. I stole drugs, Gaara, drugs. I can't go home."

I shrugged, "not my problem." He frowned and sat up.

"Well I'm jumping." He walked past me toward the edge.

I stopped him by grabbing his arm, "No you aren't if you jump now people will think I pushed you. So no."

He yanked his arm from me smelling my breath, "well leave." I pushed him so he was back on the floor.

"Listen Lee, whatever it is…you'll live through it. I mean it can't be that bad."

"Shut up. I can't believe it. I wish I never arranged to meet you because now I really have nothing to live for!" he said standing up with his hands in fist. I hugged him simply because I wasn't going to fight him high because I'd beat the shit out of him and nobody would be here to stop me and second because weed does this thing to your system. It puts the sex drive into high gear and a hug is usually how sex starts with condoling chicks.

"Gaara let me go!" he struggled for like ten minutes and then stopped. I was about to let go when I felt a small little poke to my thigh. I looked down at him and he had his head bowed and his legs pressed together like a girl. I realized he had caught a boner from this and laughed.

"This couldn't get any weirder." I said up to nobody.

"I said let go." he said in a very small voice. I looked back down at him and smirked, "so what, this is your little fantasy. Being taken by a big strong football player?" He struggled again and I felt like messing with him so I dragged him to a wall and used my body to press his against the wall. Lee groaned and for some reason I was turned on by doing this. My girlfriend had been away too long. He cried out when I kneed his erection and I looked down at him all flustered and teary eyed.

"Get off of me." He said again.

"You like it admit it fairy."

He grabbed my back with both hands and held onto me tight. He bit his lip and then I felt his knee in my crotch. I hissed when I realized I had an erection. I backed off him fast and we looked around for a moment then he sat down where I had been waiting for him and opened the pills.

"You can't overdose. Look now that I know it's you. I know that the alleged ogre is me. I would never in a million years wish you'd die. If I knew you were cutting yourself for the shit I did I wouldn't have let it get this bad? I damn straight wouldn't wish death upon you."

"You aren't supposed to know that!"

"You can't kill yourself lee. I won't feel right dying knowing it was my fault you put yourself down. I'm sorry…"

"Sorry…? Gaara Sasuke hung me up on the flag pole sophomore year. You pants me in the cafeteria everyday for six months straight. You posted pictures of me naked all over the girls locker room. You made a face book page that said bashing the fairy. You made me wear a rainbow dress on spirit day to the homecoming game! You and Sasuke the devil have gone out of their damn way to ruin my high school life!"

"What do you want from me, I said sorry?" I screamed. He got up and shoved me it was weak and barely moved me.

"I want you to get mad, take these damn drugs, and jump with me!" he said. I got quiet and looked around for some stupid answer.

"It's not your fault we call you gay. Sasuke's just an ass, and it's not your fault I swear the bullying will stop." He sobbed and I continued. "It's not your fault about your parents but your uncle loves you-"

"Stop it you aren't supposed to know that!" he said while crying.

"And you aren't supposed to know that I'm a schizo, but you do. Now shut up and smoke with me."

"I don't smoke." He said whipping his face of his tears. I kneeled down and cleaned it for him and then he grabbed the lighter from me. We ended up smoking for real and then drinking the champagne I brought while talking about the shit we'd been talking about online. Lee said something about not going home and running off and I said it was a bad idea.

"Senior years starting up fairy you don't wanna fuck up when your so close to winning Valedictorian. Look lets just forget this whole thing ever happened."

"I really don't like when you call me that." He said with a look of disapproval.

"But your gay I just proved it to ya a minute ago." He frowned.

"Then you're gay too. I mean you got hard to the fact that I was pressed against a wall." He said raising an eyebrow. "And I'm not gay! I'm confused I told you that."

"You know what's funny…you told me you date the cutest girl in school. You told me we were going to dump you in the pool and that was a lie. You told me you had had sex before and you so obviously a virgin. You were lying to me; I was completely honest with you." I said sitting back against the wall.

He frowned and tucked his head. "I wanted you to believe the 'I like girls' part too."

I shrugged, "do you?"

"Yeah…sometimes. I can't believe I'm telling you this you're just going to go back and tell Sasuke and he'll go back and use it against me in the worst of ways." He looked disappointed.

"First off I ain't Sasuke's lackey. I'm his friend. Second I won't say a word cause he'll wonder how and when we had this conversation." I leaned my head on his shoulder and he pushed me off hard.

"We aren't friends. We thought we were but we aren't" he said drinking the remainder of the bottle. "I mean you're only here with me still because you don't want me jumping off the edge."

"Okay…so what do I have to do to make up for this?" I said rolling my eyes.

"Buy me dinner and treat me like a proper lady." He joked.

I got up and yanked him up too. "Alright were going to dinner a very late dinner. Hell it's breakfast time now." We ended up crashing in at an Ihop and I bought him a shit load of food. It would be good for his hangover he was bound to have tomorrow morning. While he ate I kept getting glimpses of him licking that spoon. It dawned on me that I was still very horny and lee was the sexiest thing with a vag near me. Even if it was gay to say I wanted head from him.

How do you ask a boy you tormented to give you head? I tossed that idea to the back of my mind and focused on his

While I drove him around I guess I taught him about football. I think the funniest thing to me was explaining what a tight end was to a fag.

Oh I promised I wouldn't call him hurtful names anymore. To a homosexual.

"So Gaara, what's sex like…you know with a girl?" he asked looking out the window.

I was shocked at that had the question about football been for my entertainment? "Uh, good. It's kind of wet. You aren't making a move are ya?" he made a noise of disgust.

"Not even if you asked me too."

I sighed, "Really messy. How's sex with…a dude?"

He looked at me stunned. "I wouldn't know I've never had sex. Especially not gay sex. But from what I've read people really enjoy it." I laughed.

"You're really a fag." He frowned. "You read it?" I laughed and he shook his head.

"I don't need you repeating that all night long." I sighed too.

"My bad, it's just how me and my friends act. It's rude of me."

We stayed quiet for like a minute then I said, "What's wrong with the thought of having sex with me."

He groaned, "Here we go, you're going to ask for head from me or something stupid and if I deny you you're going to work on kicking my ass. Just like Sasuke I swear."

"Wait what?" I said looking from the road to him.

"In the ninth grade Sasuke came onto me and I like turned him down hard and he hasn't let me forget it since then." He said nonchalantly. Sasuke wasn't picking on fairy for his being gay. Sasuke was GAY and still bitter about being turned down. "you didn't honestly think he was so persistent with me because he's homophobic, did you? I mean Haku is a cross dresser and he's never even touched Haku…it's just me."

I whistled and looked away. "That's funny. So…I should take you home. This has been a time and a half." He stayed quiet. "You gotta tell me how to get you home now doll."

"Doll? No Gaara I am not your doll. Home is…No, I don't wanna go there. I cannot go there."

"Why you are like this if I had known the uncle you were cursing out was Mr. Gai I would have slapped you in the first place. Gai is the coolest homosexual I know and he's so forgiving. All he wants is you to be happy and you constantly treat him like shit." I scolded him as I stopped the car on the side of the road.

"Don't act like you know what's going on from where you've been sitting watching. Even from the small side I let you in on your still just a bystander." He said shaking his head.

"I don't

He didn't say anything he leaned in and kissed me. And I let him. at first our lips just touched and nothing happened but I was the one who stuck his tongue out first and pressed hard against his lips and went into his mouth and licked at his tongue., I was the one who wrapped my hands around his torso and pulled him toward me. Then he pushed me back and sat back in his chair and faced forward.

"Take me home." He said out of nowhere. "It was just what I thought it would be."

"What…my kiss?" I said as I started the car and pulled out.

"Yeah, I always said I wanted to kiss Subaku No Dark Horse when I got the chance. After tonight I take it won't ever meet him again."

oOo

We pulled up to his home and he didn't say anything. He just got out of the car and walked around; I sighed, parked, and got out too. "What are you doing?"

"Walking you to your door."

He laughed, "I'm not a girl stupid."

I laughed at that and he hit me softly in the shoulder.

"So do I get my goodbye kiss?" I said and he raised a bushy brow, I smirked and stopped at his front door. My hands where awkwardly placed in my pockets and I was looking around uncomfortably. Then he stopped and laughed nervously and stared at me. Usually in a date between a chick and a dude you would lean in NOW and she would finish leaning in and you would get the first awkward kiss over with but lee had already kissed me. He had stolen the awkward kiss earlier so I should just swipe the next one. Before I knew what was happening as I was contemplating my next moves in my head Lee stood on his toes and kissed me. It was indeed awkward. It was more like he hit his mouth on mine and ontop of it being so ungraceful it ended way to fast. He backed up fast like I was going to hit him and then rubbed his lips. It actually did hurt but I wasn't mad at that I was mad that the idiot had no talent for this and I was too horny for lessons.

"Lee," I said after a long pause and a sigh.

"I am sorry. Forget I did that. It will not happen again I swear." He said about to turn around I shook my head at his rambling and grabbed his face by the chin and kissed him. he was shocked I can tell his body froze in a really awkward position were his ass was poking out and his body was turned slightly still ready to walk off. He made a strange strangled noise before he hmmed his approval. I guess gay dudes do work similar to females.

When I pulled away his eyes were still closed and for once he was dead silence. He slowly opened his eyes and for some reason I felt my breath hitch in my throat. I ad never been more attracted to a person at one time then I was right now. He began to blush but he jumped on me and kissed me hard. We began to make out against a pillar next to his door for several seconds that felt like minutes and then he pushed me back to breath. I gave him all of ten seconds before I attacked his face again.

I ended up pushing him against the door and forcing my way to his neck. He just kept feeling me up which at first was weird then it was good. I licked at his skin and began sucking on his neck. "I need to open the door." He whined.

"I don't think I'll give you enough time." I joked pressing him harder into the wall. He managed to turn around and placed both hands on the door and I grabbed him around the waist, I pressed my hard cock against his butt. He groaned and I smirked.

"I can't believe I'm about to do this." He said to himself. Lee grabbed his key and pressed the door open. We went stumbling in and fell on the nearest couch. He pushed me off him and looked around, then he got up and ran for the stairs. I chanced him and caught up to him in the hall. The restroom next to the stairs had the lights on and if you were quiet enough you'd hear voices. So people were awake. I couldn't help but place my hands on him. he kept backing away and running and when it came to running he was number one. I pressed him into a hall wall and bit his shoulder. He pulled at my shirt and I smirked. "Take off you pants and I'll take off my shirt." I bargained he shook his head and pulled me to the end of the hall opposite of his the restroom. He opened it and pulled me in. I repeated my request and he ignored me. Goodbye shirt. I grabbed the shirt by the bottom hem and pulled it up over his head till it ripped and he got mad and pushed me back. I growled and grabbed him hard by his arm and forced my tongue down his throat again. He was complaining and struggling against me but I obviously weighed more so it failed. He pulled at my shirt and I pulled at his shorts. He stopped and then dragged me into his room.

I closed the door and pulled him to me; I pressed my cock to him and looked down at him waiting. I forgot that this is the first time at sex ever, and because he hadn't had sex and I had I was suppose to know how it worked.

"Uh…lay down. Let's see how exactly this works."

He walked to the bed took a deep breath and pulled his pants down. His dick popped out with eagerness and I laughed. It was kind of weird because I have always seen lee as female so seeing him with a penis was kind of creepy. Plus well I can't honestly say I have fantasized gay sex with anyone so I never imagined what his penis would look like till now. Yeah it was smaller than mine but then again most guys on the teams were too. It wasn't average because it was about the diameter of four maybe three of my fingers and about five maybe five and a half inches. Part of me was expecting a vagina even though I knew he was male. I did as I promised and pulled his shirt off to show him my body. He stopped and drooled a little. His hard on twitch with excitement and I laughed. I walked up to him and told him to sit up. He did as he was told and I brought his face forward and pulled my dick out. "Suck me off."

"What! No!"

"Lee..." I said rolling my eyes. "You should know that this is how these things usually start."

He sighed, "Who said I'm the girl?" he said huffing his chest out.

I laughed, "so you think…I'm about to play female?"

Lee stood up and pushed me back a little. "Why am I playing female?"

"Lee, look at me…look at me and look at you." I gestured from him to me. "I am the masculine hot stud and you're the, no offense, girly boy. It makes sense for me to fuck you." He rolled his eyes.

"I'm not putting that in my mouth…" he groaned. My dick twitched and I hissed.

"How about I…help you with something that feels good to you too." I said looking around.

He smiled. "I like hand jobs…"

"Ok so I jack you off you give me head?" I asked and he smirked.

He just rubbed his hands on my abs and sighed, "That doesn't seem fair…"

I laughed and kissed the top of his head. I still couldn't believe this was happening or that I still wanted to fuck him although my brain wasn't sex fogged anymore. I pushed him down and started to kiss at his neck. I started to lick down his body and he started to groan. I never noticed how thick his eyebrows really were till he's making a face of uncertainty. I pushed his legs apart and blew cold air on his dick. He cried out much like a girl but didn't even really do anything. I stood up and pulled his head forward so my cock was resting on his face. He looked at me mad before snaking his tongue out a little to taste it. I cursed at the feel on his cold tongue on my hot flesh. I pressed my cock on his face and he sighed. My cock was fucking huge and I tried not to gloat but as it was resting perfectly snug across his face I really looked at its size. My balls tucked under his chin and the tip didn't stop till it got past his bangs. It rested on one eye was as thick as my wrist. He held it with one hand and licked around the crown on my cock and took just the head of my junk in and sucked it hard. I bucked forward at the unexpected action and forced a little of my cock into his mouth. He spit it out on instinct and looked at me still uncertain. With his hand he started jacking me off while licking around the veins right down to my balls. He sucked hard on one of them before rolling it around and moving on to the other. When he went back to taking my cock in his mouth he chocked it down about a quarter before he came up coughing and gasping for air. I rolled my eyes as he seemed semi prepared for this. I mean I was expecting him to be either really bad or really good. Funny enough he was neither. He kind of knew what he was doing cause he knew about the whole sensitive spots and sucking my balls which was an 'ugh yeah!' moment.

"Ok…just wet the head and then take some in your mouth I'm sure you know how head works?"

"If that's a gay joke I'm not talking to you." I snorted and rubbed his head some more to give him some confidence.

He held his head straight and took my cock in he started with this bobbing head motion and took more down each time. I saw tears begin to form and his face turned flush red. I pushed his face further down on my cock and he stopped and choked a little and forced me to stop. I let my hand come off his head slowly and he pulled back and coughed again.

"Caaah! Why can't I get this?" he hissed more like to himself.

I patted his head, "you do realize sucking dick is easier in theory right? I mean you have a gag reflex idiot. It's not going to go down so easily the first couple of times you have to learn how to control it first." he was really too high to pretend to keep up with me so he just nodded stupidly.

"I haven't ever done this before…" he said like I couldn't tell. I let go of his shoulders and sat on the bed crossing my legs. He faced me too and crossed his legs too. I pulled him forward and kissed him softly and then he sat back.

"Okay this time I won't put my hand on your head, your ganna move it on your own and use you're fucking tongue. Then I'm going to fuck you..."

"We need lube…" I corked a brow at him.

"For what?" I asked.

"I'm not a girl silly. I don't get wet." He was right and I never really thought about it that hard.

"How do you know that fairy-I mean lee?"

He laughed, "I read it."

"What else have you read?" I asked pulling him closer. I laid him down and got on top of him and started to kiss him. He was responding better now. He grabbed the back of my head and tried to keep up with my swift tongue. I think he learned a few things from me too because every trick I hit him with he would hit me with later.

I sat up and kicked my leg over lees body so I could straddle his torso. I brought my butt over his face rubbing my cock over his faces and into his hair. He laughed about it hitting him in the face and licked me. I smiled and spread his legs. Lee was surprisingly hairless. Which was weird really I expected him to be somewhat manly like his uncle and although he acts all faggotish he has the manliest body I have ever seen. Well besides mine. Lee's legs wear killer. Not that I would want him to are nothing but if her were to ever wear a skirt I would fuck him for those alone. His ass was killer soft, it was the perfect ass. Soft and yet firm. It was really a testimony of his six hard years of training in track. I started to hump lees face causing him to moan. I licked up his cock and took most of it in my mouth in one good go. He cried out and I just humped his face harder. He pushed my hips up and took my cock into his mouth upside down he was able to do a lot of a better job than right side up. He took my cock in about half way stopped gagged on it beautifully and then kept going. I started to bob my head hopping he would get the whole monkey see monkey do thing I was doing and he did

After a full five minutes of lee giving me the best damn head I have ever gotten from a novice he stopped me and pointed at his drawer. I got up and looked down at him confused. "Lubricant…it Vaseline but it's better than nothing," he said with a wet smack as he pulled my cock from my mouth. "You're really big Gaara. How big is it?"

"Only cocky people measure their dicks."

"haha…you said 'cocky'!" he laughed. His stupid innocent act made me want to pound him into the bed. All this pent up hostility between us (Gaara and Lee) and our long time relationship as Lotusbutterfly10 and SubakuNoDarkHorse wanted to manifest itself in lee bed tonight. I found myself holding lee down on the bed and reaching over and grabbing the Vaseline. I cocked an eyebrow because I really didn't know how to use lube because all my girls got wet and I haven't done anyone that tight that really needed it so I was stomped. Lee licked my cock and I looked down at him. I sat up and got off lee. I pulled him onto my lap and hiked his ass up. I reach down feeling his hairless butt even the inside was hairless and the hole was a small barely noticeable clenching bud right in the middle. I pressed an unlube finger into his sphincter and he hissed and tried to push me away. I stopped and slapped his butt.

"I wasn't going to hurt you stupid!" I hissed and he groaned and wiggled his ass in my view. I smirked and wet my fingers with the greasy substance so he wouldn't complain anymore.

"That hurts!" he hissed. I pressed my middle finger into his hole and watch as it surprisingly went in with little ease. He groaned and tried to pull away but I had him around the waist and well I was stronger. I swirled my finger around in a back and forth motion laughing at how much he groaned about it. Lee bit me and I ignored it. I press into him till my knuckle was in his little pink hole and watch as his ass hole sucks on my knuckle. The feeling of having my finger in his ass was new completely. I mean lee's ass wasn't a vag but it was hot as hell. It was wet cause of the Vaseline in his ass. And it was so uncontrollably fucking tight! I pulled out and started to jack off with my Vaseline covered hand. I wanted to push into him. NOW.

"What're ya doing?" he sobbed. I wonder now if I hurt him and if this was a sign to stop.

"Getting ready to fuck you…" I answered raising an eyebrow. He looked at me and then shook his head no. I was kind of mad but I was raised to respect a woman's wishes. If they want to stop you stop. I was mad about it though.

"Fine." I hissed through my teeth and got ready to get dressed and leave. He stopped me taking the Vaseline from me and adding not one but two of his fingers into his hole. "You have to stretch me more…" he said with a sexy evil grin on his face. "Look at that thing Gaara. It's a monster! You'll fucking kill me trying to fucking breed me with that."

Lee's dirty talk…was hot! I pushed lee over and pulled his fingers from his ass. I started to use my own fingers because they were thicker and I was better with fingering since I had had a girlfriend and he hadn't. Lee cried out and I just held his ankle out and fingered him harder. Lee bit his knuckles and tried to slow my arm. I twisted my fingers inside him and rubbed up and his eyes shot open wide and he cursed so lowed I wanted to laugh. I pushed it again and his cock throbbed hard and he cried out loud again. I smirked to myself. Did I hit lee's…gspot?

Did lee have a G-spot? How do men have G-spots? "Hey lets sixty nine again." I said and he looked at me with pleading eyes. I pulled my fingers from him and he frowned.

"I don't care as long as you touch that spot again…it felt so good." He said as I got into position. Lee took my cock down his throat almost till the end on the first try. He was learning. I pushed three fingers into him; he was tighter now and not letting up as easy as he did the first time. Lee's abused pink hole looked tired so I pulled my fingers from him and licked it. He gave a relived sigh around my cock and I groaned. I began by licking it softly to eating the shit out of lee. No pun intended. He cried out so hard on my dick driving me crazy from the vibrations. I pushed my face into his finely shaped ass and gave him as much pleasure as he was given me.

If I wasn't high I don't think I could have willed myself to do this. But my drunk/high mind set was that lee was the only pussy around and I was horny. I wasn't going to say no even if lee was a fairy.

Oh fuck it drunk or not this felt good and…right…lee felt right. Which was weird.

Then I pulled my face from him and pressed my three fingers back into him with more Vaseline he excepted them with little resistance till they were snug inside him. I finger fucked him none the less. My dick wanted some release so bad. And lee was going fed on my dick.

"Fuck lee if you don't move I'm gonna jizz your face!" I hissed and he took the opportunity to grab me from around the waist and push my entire length into his mouth. I slide down into his esophagus and my eyes rolled into the back of my head.

I had never been deep throated before. I mean I was hung so yeah. But lee did it and was rewarded with me creaming his throat and stomach. I rolled off him and waited about a minute for his reaction he just laid there with the biggest smile on his face I sta up and stared at him.

Do faggots really like sucking cock? Because Annette hated it but did it cause I ate her pussy.

I realize that after all this cleared my dick had gone limp all of three seconds and had slowly hardend again. I sighed rolling my eyes at my own libido.

"You recover quickly." I said. Hell so did I technically. I mean I was younger than him!

"It tastes funny…"he laughed. "It's really salty."

I smirked, "It's good for you though, and it's full of protein. Hope you enjoy because my next load is going into your ass."

Lee laughed which I'm sure was affect of weed. Or maybe it was all those pills? I pulled him to the edge of the bed and leaned in over him he was laughing like he wasn't bout to get fucked but stopped when he felt my dick rub his. I looked down and compared our dicks. His was like I said smaller. But what shocked me the most was seeing how deep I would be in his body. That kind of control made my dick twitch hard. My cock head, from what I could tell, would be passed his navel. Lee groaned when I pushed my cock head into him. He winced but didn't falter so I went a bit further. I have to say the difference between anal sex and vaginal sex was clear to me now. It was better….well maybe not better but it had its perks. An ass was tighter…way tighter than any female could ever hope to be. An ass was hotter…like sticking your dick in a really warm sponge kind of hole. An ass was a gift from the gods!

Unfortunately lee didn't agree with me as he shoved me hard and began to cry. I knew I was big but dang I ain't hurting him am I?

I tried to pull out and he cried out again so I guess I should just sit there till he can compose himself. He wrapped his hands around my neck and pulled my head down to plant a kiss on my mouth. He didn't push his tongue in or nothing it was more like support. After like five minutes he fell back like he was comfortable. I looked down toward his eyes and the idiot fell asleep on me. I sat up and huffed as his body had forgotten about its intruder and his asshole welcomed me. I pulled out till just the head was in and pushed forward till I felt my pelvic bone hit his soft ass cheeks.

"Ugh!" he hissed fisting the sheets. He came conscious and he kind of looked disorientated. "What're you doin'?" he slurred. I pulled out slowly again and shoved it in fast and hard causing him to cry out again.

"Why fucking you of course!" he screamed and tried to shove off him and I laughed and leant down to kiss him. "Why are you acting so scared a few moments ago you were an animal?"

"I don't remember a moment ago…" he hissed and I kissed him again.

"Then remember now," I said licking his collar bone. He cried out as I pinched his nipples and pulled. I grinded my pelvic area into him and he moaned so fucking loud I feared Gai would hear us. I smirked and bit him and he whacked at my arm for me to chill. I was liking this way too much for a straight guy.

"That spot…again…that spot again." He sobbed I could barely move he was that tight but I was making the best of my situation.

I licked his face and smiled as he looked at me all teary eyed. I really wanted to know what that a spot was and why it was when I hit it, it gave him the shivers. He bit his knuckle and I fucked him slow as I could for a moment before changing tactics on him. I placed both his long, smooth, slender legs on my shoulders. This was beginning to feel all too much like a football game.

Then he started to jack himself off wildly and then that was it. "GAAAAAHHAARAA!"

With that he came so hard it hit me on the chin and lined his chest and stomach. I felt a sense of power knowing I was his first orgasm ever. Well his first sexually orgasm. He was holding onto my biceps which were looking good might I add so hard. He had managed to claw me up real good and the fucking just started. I like when you leave sex with marks and scars it means it was really good and really memorable.

He fell back and I decided it was time to change our tactics again. He sat up and we kissed with like real passion, his saliva was tainting my little straight boy mind. His mouth was so fucking sweet. Maybe my cum had left him sugary? I flipped him over to his dismay as he wanted to hug and kiss, but I wanted to fuck. So doggy style you're back in my life. Sasuke once said to me doggy style was for ugly girls. Well now I have to disagree with you Sasuke. Lee wasn't hard on the eyes. Weird enough the longer I spent with him the more I stop caring about acting 'gay'.

"Fuck I'm gonna destroy your back." I joked as I went in on his love hole.

He was clawing at his sheets. Biting the pillow and I was making the head board create a beat on the wall. He stopped me by pushing himself back and screaming.

"Wait! I want to see your face." He begged. I rolled my eyes and pulled out he sighed and rolled over I leaned in on him

He looked like he was about to cry and for some absurd reason my heartfelt heavy like I was going to cry too. What the fuck was wrong with me? Why did I feel sadder and sadder as I pounded him into his mattress? He wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled me down for a make out session while I connected his back to his bed spread. I felt my orgasm creeping so my pace sped up and his moans got higher and higher. My name was a song in his voice and it made me all the more cocky.

I felt him convulse around me. He had managed to get off without anyone touching him. I hissed at the way he grew tight against me it was both unexpected and welcomed. I ended up crying out to him in French (I don't know why) and coming inside him. Coming inside lee felt better than anything I've ever experienced. First off I felt like a man doing what men are supposed to do and populate. But without the risk of actually populating since lee couldn't get pregnant. Second it felt right and that I couldn't explain it just felt right. Third it felt really good, and it turned me on. I've only ever come in one other person and she was pissed and we broke up after a brief pregnancy scare. But THIS…this was right. I sighed and rolled over. Lee was just lying there silent. Tears were down the side of his face. We were both breathing like we played a game of football one on one. I sat up and leaned over him and kissed him he kissed back rubbing down my neck and wrapping his arms around my neck.

Possession…? Did I feel like I possessed him now? Well kind of…

I felt like he was mine in a way. When I was done kissing him I went to kissing his neck and biting and marking. This was a ferial untrained feeling inside me that was releasing itself on Lee.

"G-Gaara…" he said in a small voice.

"shh…" I said instinctively. "Don't talk."

We laid there after I finished marking up his neck for several moments in silence. I never asked him why he was crying I never asked how he felt. I never apologized for taking advantage of him while he was under the influence. I just lay. We were cuddled up and comfortable and I was dozing of when I heard him curse aloud. We didn't act on anything after that just fell asleep.

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I felt so fucking relaxed so fucking comfortable. My soft cock was nuzzled softly and safely in between his firm butt cheeks. I felt so accomplished for some reason. Funny I came to do suicide tonight and ended up fucking my first boy conquest. I sighed and wrapped my arms around him ready to go to sleep. As I nuzzled my chin into the crook of his neck he sat up fast and kicked me out of his bed with a loud 'brat!'.

"What the fuck are you doing? Get out!" he said sitting up and looking at me.

I felt hurt; I was getting thrown out for the first time after sex. Not freely leaving, not mutually agreeing on it, and not leaving him. I was the one…who got used.

"You can't be serious. I was about to go to sleep you little twat." I hissed on the floor.

"Don't get comfortable it'll be awkward to do that and have to see you at school in three days and act like were enemies." He said.

"So it's not awkward now?" I said standing up and waving my hand out to the whole situation. "What's you fucking problem you came onto me? Why the fuck do I have to leave?"

"Well sorry to have to be the one to tell you this…but this is my home. I would really appreciate you leaving now. Your business is no longer needed." He said slouching forward. I wanted to grab his neck and strangle him but I got up and gathered my clothes and turned to him and instead of giving him a punch or the finger which would probably have fed his ego as it does me when I do this, I kissed him on the mouth with tongue he shoved me off and gave me the finger and I licked it. Face it lee, we had sex. Being mean to me about it doesn't change the fact that you have my seed sitting inside you.

I felt a sense of power knowing that.

"I'll see you at school Monday…fairy." I said with a smirk. He frowned and I laughed as I walked out his room.

As I left I wished I hadn't ripped my shirt in the heat of the moment. I also wished he would have let me stay because I was hella tired and more comfortable then I had been in a long time. I mean I haven't had a decent night's sleep since my sophomore year. I yawned and went to my car pulled out the parking lot and left.

~Owari~