Kitty's & Roz's Halloween Special
(aka The Kitty Katswell Show Halloween Special)
Disclaimer: I do not own TUFF Puppy or its characters. I only own the plot & my OCs. In this fic, it's almost Halloween time. The Katswell twins want to throw a Halloween party at Kitty's house, where most of the residents are out, except her across the street neighbor Bunker, who hates the holiday. Tune in & see what happens!
It was a cool, rainy October day in Petropolis. Leaves were falling off the trees & stores in the city were hanging up Halloween decorations. Yep. Halloween is in the air.
And this sense of the holidays was getting to everyone. This would include the TUFF agents too.
It shows the TUFF agents now.
They were in their cubicals, working.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for the Katswell sisters.
"Whoo!" Roz said, as she pushes back in her chair. "That is some hard work."
Kitty turns to her.
"Yes it is, Rozzie." she said. "Especially, since we're the only two, who's doing it."
Roz then looks around.
"Hey, where's Duds at?" she asks.
"He's probably doing something stupid, Roz." Kitty said. "You know, how he is."
"Yeah." Roz said, as the audience laughs.
Kitty then looks around.
"Hey. Have you seen Karey?" she asks.
"Yeah. She's sitting across from us." Kitty said.
"She's isn't there." Roz said.
Then they heard someone shouting.
"DAMMIT, DUDLEY!" shouted the voice.
"That sounds like Karey." Roz said.
"Let's go see, what Dudley do this time." Kitty said, as she & Roz stands up & goes towards the direction, where Karey was shouting.
In the Snack Room.
It shows; Karey, Dudley & the Minis.
Dudley was eating a sandwich, as Karey was shouting at him.
The audience applaudes, whistles, & cheers for them.
"What's going on here?" Roz asks.
Karey turns to her.
"Dudley's eating my lunch!" she shouted.
"Hey." Dudley said, as he took a bite from her sandwich. "You said, I can have some."
"Yeah." Karey sniffs. "A tiny piece. That's no fuckin' tiny piece. That's half of my sandwich!"
Dudley gulps loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
"Well, you can have the rest of this." Dudley said, as he gives Karey the rest of the half-eaten sandwich.
"Uh, never mind." Karey said. "I think, I'll just starve."
"No need to do that, Karey." Roz said, as she takes out her small black purse. "I can give you some cash. Then you can go out for lunch."
She takes out $60 dollars.
"Here you go." Roz said.
"Thanks, Rozzie." Karey said, as she takes the money from Roz.
"Anytime." Roz said.
Karey turns to Dudley.
"You can have the rest of that sandwich, Duds." she started. "My mini & I are going out for lunch. Come, Mini me."
"Okay." Mini Karey said.
Then they leave.
Kitty turns to Dudley & gives him a stern look.
"What?" Dudley asks, as he burps and the audience laughs.
"You forgot your lunch again, didn't you?" Kitty asks.
Dudley puts his head down in shame.
"Yes, Kit-Kat." he said in a sad voice. "Actually, I forgot to make it."
"What!? You did!?" Kitty asks, astounded. "Lemme take a shot in the dark here. You got too busy watching 'The Singer' marathon on PBC, right?"
"Yes." Dudley said.
"Dudley. How many times, do I have to tell you, that watching reality shows makes your brain turn into shit?" Kitty asks, as the audience laughs.
"I can't help it, Kit-Kat!" Dudley cries, as the audience laughs at his stupidity. "Those shows are so fucking addictive!"
"Well, that what you get for watching them, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"So, sis." Roz said, as she sat on the couch. "Halloween's around the corner."
"Yes it is." Kitty said.
"So, what are we gonna do for the party?" Roz asks.
Kitty then thinks.
"Party? What party?" Dudley asks.
"How about a costume party?" Roz suggested.
"Where's the party?" Dudley asks, as the audience laughs.
"A costume party?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Roz said.
"I wanna know about the party!" Dudley asks loudly, as the audience laughs.
"Okay!" Kitty exclaims.
"Where's it gonna be held at?" Roz asks.
"I love parties!" Dudley exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
Kitty then thinks.
"How about at my & Dudley's house?" suggested Kitty.
"Yeah! Okay!" Roz exclaims.
"YEAH!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.
Kitty & Roz turns to Dudley.
"Hey, Duds. Guess what?" the Katswell twins ask.
"PARTY!" shouted Dudley on the top of his lungs, as the audience laughs.
Then all of the TUFF agents appear.
"Party!?" the Chief asks. "Beer!"
"Ga-Ga-Girls!" Keswick exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"AND FOOD!" all of the TUFF agents exclaimed in unison, as the audience laughs.
"Not just any party." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz started. "A costume party."
"Costume party!?" all of the background posers asks.
The Katswell twins nodded.
"That's for little kids!" the background posers sniffed.
"There's gonna be beer, food, & music." Roz said, knowing that'll make the background posers come.
"Food! Music!" the background posers repeated.
"Beer!?" the Chief asks with wide eyes, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty & Roz said in unison, as the audience laughs.
"Where is it at!?" all of the TUFF agents asks.
Kitty laughs.
"At me & Dudley's house." she said.
"YAY!" Everyone cheers. "PARTY AT KITTY'S & DUDLEY'S HOUSE!"
"So, when is it, Agent Katswell-Puppy?" the Chief asks.
"On Halloween night." Kitty said.
"Okay!" Everyone said.
"Alright, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said. "We'll be there!"
"With our ca-ca-costumes too!" Keswick added. "Wait till you all, see my ca-ca-costume. It's gonna kna-kna-knock your socks off!"
"Whatever." the Chief sniffs, as he hops onto Keswick's head. "Now, let's go to Butch's Diner & get some lunch!"
"And who's pa-pa-paying for it?" Keswick asks.
"You!" the Chief shouted, as the audience laughs. "Duh!"
Keswick sighs.
"I always pa-pa-paying lunch for you!" he sniffs.
"And that's right!" the Chief said, as the audience laughs. "Now, let's go!"
Keswick mutters angrily to himself, as he & the Chief leave the Snack Room.
The audience laughs at this.
Dudley turns to the Katswell twins.
"So, should we start preparing?" he asks stupidly, as the audience laughs.
Kitty laughs.
"There's plenty of time for that, honey." she said. "But the main thing is; that we should be getting our costumes."
"Yeah." Roz said. "Before, they run out of the good ones."
"Wise idea, Rozzie!" Dudley butted in, as the audience laughs. "Guess, what I'm coming to the party as?"
"What?" Roz asks.
"It's a secret." Dudley said with that high look, as the audience laughs.
Roz rolls her eyes.
Mini Kitty walks up to Kitty.
"Can we help too?" she asks.
Kitty turns to her.
"Why of course, mini me." she said. "Matter of fact. All of you minis can help!"
"YAY!" Mini TUFF cheers, as the audience laughs.
"So, what are we gonna do now, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"Well, since there's barely any crime today." Kitty started. "How about, we just relax for the day?"
"Yeah!" I love that sound of that!" Dudley exclaims loudly, as the audience laughs.
"Me too!" Roz added.
"Us too!" Mini TUFF added, as the audience laughs.
"Okay, then." Kitty said. "Let's do that!"
Then they all go to the Employee's Break Room & relaxed for the rest of the day.
Meanwhile, in DeLisle Park.
Kitty's & Dudley's across the street neighbor, Bunker was looking out from his window.
"Eh, just look it out there, eh?" he said, as he puffs on his cigar. "It's all rainin' & junk, eh? It's a good thing that I have; what do you call it? A day off."
Then he goes & sit in his comfortable chair and turns on the tv.
A political ad comes on the tv.
"Eh, those good ole political ads." Bunker said. "They're doin' their jobs."
Then an ad for something Halloween related comes on the tv.
Bunker starts getting extremely pissed off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE THE HELL OUT OF HALLOWEEN!" he shouted. "ALL OF BUNCH OF JACKASSES, DRESSIN' UP AS FREAKIN' FREAKS, GOIN' UP TO PEOPLE'S HOUSES & ASKIN' FOR CANDY. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, THEY VINDELIZE YOUR HOUSE & BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YAS!"
Then he takes a puff from his cigar.
"AND I HATE THOSE FREAKIN' ASSHOLES, DRESSIN' UP & HAVIN' THOSE HALLOWEEN PARTIES!" he sniffs. "WHY CAN'T PEOPLE CELEBRATE A DAY, THAT'S WORTH CELEBRATIN'? LIKE, ERECTION DAY."
The audience laughs at his stupid ass, for getting the word wrong.
"I always hated Halloween!" Bunker sniffs. "I would always get my ass beat! And I would always get shitty candy!"
Then he started thinking.
"Maybe, I should pass around a; what do you call it? A petition, to get Halloween banned & get Erection Day a national holiday!"
Then he takes out a clipboard and started writing the petition.
Soon, he was done with the petition.
"There! Done." he said. "Now, to pass it around the neighbors!"
Then he puts on his Lumberjack jacket & Fedora tan hat and goes towards the door.
He opens it.
Thunder rumbles loudly & lightning flashes.
It started raining heavily.
The audience laughs at this.
"Uh, maybe I should wait, until it stops raining." Bunker said. "Yeah."
Then he closes the door, takes off his Lumberjack & Fedora.
Then he goes back to his chair & turns on the tv.
He lits up a cigar & watches another political ad and Judge Asshole.
The audience laughs at this.
Well, that's the end of chapter one of this fic. How will Kitty's & Roz's party go? What will Dudley costume be? Will Bunker get his petition signed & filled up? Will Timmy get his fairies taken away? All of these questions, except the last one will be answered in the next chapter!