Don't ask me why I wrote this, I read too much Seinfeld. That's where I got the idea from. Disclaimer: I want dbz. but I dun own it. maybe I'll get it for my birthday.

Chiaotzu woke up cheerfully, and started making breakfast. He didn't realize that Tien (don't feel like typing his whole name.) had woken up before him until he heard the scream. Fearing the worst, Chiaotzu flew into the bathroom, where Tien was preparing to shave his head. Chiaotzu looked at him oddly. "What was that about?" he asked, confused. Tien replied in a panicked voice. "I'M BALD!" Chiaotzu looked even more confused. ".You're just noticing this now?" Chiaotzu said, sweatdropping. Tiens bottom lip quivered. ".but.can't you tell I'm balding?" said Tien, Chiatzu just blinked. "But.you shave your head. and you have for a very long time." "yea. but." Tien looked like he was about to cry, and pointed to his head. Chiaotzu floated up a little higher and peered down at him. He could vaguely a little hair, and sure enough, Tien was balding. Chiaotzu blinked. "You shave your head though, no one will notice, going bald doesn't really matter. If anything, its easier, because you have less hair to shave," said Chiaotzu matter-of-a-factly. Tien blinked. "BUT I'M BALD!" Chiaotzu sighed, and floated out out of the room, with Tien still looking in the mirror in horror. A few minutes later, Tien walked into the kitchen, covering his head. "For Kami's sake, you shave your head, no on will notice that you're going bald! Said Chiaotzu exasperated. "Anyway, being bald isn't that bad, I'm bald" said Chiaotzu trying to be supportive. Tien still looked like he was going to cry. "BUT I'M BALD!"

Hehe, I don't know why I wrote this, this is a product of boredom. I know that he probably wouldn't dwell that much on going bald, but whatever.

~ribbetfrog