i ran, ran so fast, and there i was, there was the scoauting legion. oh, i need 2 introduce myself lol! i am erikka obenhauser and i am joining the scouting legion. my hair is rly long and very pink and i have some neon highlights. i am so skinny but i have good boobs n all the boys droll over me but i'm not a sluty bitch so they can't have any. my hair is wavy n pretty. i have super pale skin but i never get sunburn and my eyes change color depending on my mood. when i am angry they are black. when i am sad they are gray. when i am hxrny they are neonlicious pink, lyke my hair. when anything else they are pure pure white, like the first snow of the winter falling on the dark ground and making the eart a pale wonderlanded. one that faithful day i was wearing a botdf shirt and checkred skinny jeans with a white belt that is the same color as my eyes. my converse were up 2 my knees. it was a regular day…. the first regular day in a long time (AN: read 2 find out why!)

so were was i. aha! i was in the scouting legion. i wondered up to a hot n sexy boy. he was amrco! i feel in love right away lol. he was so sexy he had the darkest brownest hair n the smexiest freckles and i needed him rn.

"hello! my name is marco!" marco said n my heart melted on the ground.

"TACO DINOSAURS" i screamed an ran away I CANT FLIRT LOL…

"ERIKKA COME HERE"

i still ran i was so embarresed i was never talking 2 marco ever again! then i heard a loud WHOOOOOSH and there they were! soldiers that came 2 get me! i was such an awkward mess i will never get marco…

"where is ur uniform asked levi. where is ur uniform"

I CAN FIGHT LIKE THIS BETTER THAN YOU CAN U MANSLUT" levi unlocked the bitch in me. he was fuckng dead.

"wait but you need a uniform n a 3dmg if u wanna fight! this is not the medieval times u bitches." ymir interjected.

"GET US ONE THEN" me and levi shouted.

"fine." ymir shouted n WHOOOSED off.

i walked back like the bad pissed bitch i was. marco saw me and continued with me. my eyes were getting pink lol….

" erikka good luck ok? we all hate levi so good luck"

MARCO WISHED ME GOOD LUCK OMGZZZZZ

TO BE CONTINUED! THIS IS MY FIRST STORY SO COMMENT!