Sicily, a short girl with reddish-brown hair nearly to her shoulders, green eyes, and a gray uniform similar in design those of her brothers, Veneziano and Romano, was bored. This, of course, is why she had invited her close friends, Tokyo and Paris, to visit while her brothers were out, but as none of them actually had any good ideas of what to do, they were still bored.

"So, Tokyo, what do you think we should do?" she asked, pointedly ignoring Paris.

Said French person (? XD) interrupted, "We should play Twister... If you know what I mean~" The capital was, to Sicily's eternal annoyance, was six inches taller than both her and Tokyo, who were both only five feet tall, with dark blue eyes, hair the color of- well she was just blonde, with wavy hair much like her father's. For some reason, she wore a simple cream colored sundress with a brown shawl over it and sandals.

Tokyo's dark brown eyes widened and she exclaimed, "NONONONO. I BEG OF YOU NO." The normally-shy Japanese girl wore thick-framed black glasses and a light blue kimono decorated with pink cherry blossoms, and her dark brown, nearly black hair hung past her shoulders.

Paris replied, "It'll be fuuuun~"

"No," Tokyo insisted.

"This is we why we don't go to the French people for ideas," Sicily muttered.

"Just because I'm French, doesn't mean all my ideas are perverted..." Paris insisted.

Tokyo murmured, "Ret's just go get Tim Horton's and sushi..." Paris rejected this idea almost as quickly as her own had been shot down.

"Guys!" Fia, a fairy with bright red hair, pink translucent dragonfly wings, and a pale pink, silky dress, flew circles around the room a few times before landing on Sicily's shoulder. She received a few stares from the personifications, who were unsure whether she was trying to get their attention or that was her suggestion of what to do. "Read my fanfictions!" she demanded.

Tokyo replied, "Sure~! Why not?"

"Should we be scared? Or should I get the bleach?" Paris remarked.

"They're not bad! I just want your opinions on them!" Fia explained, looking offended.

"With all her ships, she's bound to have some good fanfictions, right?" Sicily thought aloud.

"Let's go~!" Fia chirped, zipping out the room and down the hall with the trio following. She led them into the basement and flew... Straight through the wall. A hidden doorway. A secret room? Sicily idly wondered how she had lived there for years and never known there was a secret room in the basement, and the girls found themselves in a relatively small room with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves lining the walls and filled with notebooks, presumably organized in some way no one but Fia would understand.

The fairy gestured at the bookshelves. "Pick anything you like and start reading!"

The French capital walked to the nearest bookshelf, grabbed a random notebook, and opened it to find a Paris x Germany fanfiction. "Oh… oh… OH…" she mumbled, wide-eyed and straight-faced.

Sicily took another notebook from the same shelf. "Itacest…? No."

Tokyo, secretly trying to find a Canada x Tokyo fanfiction notebook, pulled a red one from the same shelf. She didn't say a word, but tears leaked from her eyes when she discovered it was Japancest.

Paris, who had quickly replaced the first book with another, hoping to find Pruris (*shot*) or Germancest, cried, "DEAR SWEET JESUS NO HELP ME!" when it turned out to be Francest.

The Italian decided that she was done with that bookcase and was momentarily relieved when the first fanfiction she found on the next shelf over was Spamano. "Finally, a normal pairing…" Her relief changed to horror when she read about halfway down the page, and she threw it across the room. "NOPE!"

Paris took her next book, FrUK fanfictions. "Oh hey, this looks good." As she read, her face turned red and she said, "I didn't know that was possible... Papa no…"

Sicily decided to try her luck again with the first bookshelf and found a small notebook of Tomato Sushi (Sicily x Tokyo). "I will be burning this," she muttered as she put it in her pocket.

The Japanese capital suddenly realized what the French capital had been reading. "D-d-did you say C-Canacest earrier?"

Said capital, instead of answering, proceeded to read the Pruris fanfictions she managed to find.

Tokyo, scared to read anything else, elbowed Sicily and whispered, "Do you want to come?"

"Che? Oh, si, si!" Sicily replied, remembering her original suggestion to get sushi. The two of them slowly slipped out of the room, unnoticed by the spazzing fairy.

"Fia, these are good, keep up the good work," Paris commented, wiping her nosebleed with a tissue. "Just don't show Prussia… These are mine."

"Why thank you~! I try~" Fia smiled.

"Just one problem… Have you seen the size of my chest?"

"Of course I have!"

"Then why are you lying in these?!" Paris picked another book, this one turning out to be Dennorily. "Fia…"

"It's just a fanfiction! Teehee~" Fia didn't say that she shipped Denmark, Norway and Sicily to the grave and back, but Paris gave her a disgusted look.

"You are a sick little fairy," she said before leaving.

Fia watched her go, then grabbed the book and settled down to read it herself and spazz, even though she wrote it. "Hey Sicily, Tokyo, what do you guys think?... Sicily?... Tokyo?..."

A/N: Ciao~!

Bonjour~~ ;3

Okay Roseh-senpai senpai desu desu, how about you DON'T change your OC the next time? XD (She changed from Quebec to Paris AFTER I wrote this. I made her change it herself.)

Yea, yea whatever your highness -w- *revolts* VIVE L'FRANCE! *barricade* =u= i'm not listening to les misérables no no XD

Suuure~ w /hithereguys~3

And I failed :"D yay me lolol

I was thinking about it all day and it was bugging me -3- so hush l3

Whatever, this is just for being amusing anyway. So yeah guys, review if you liked it, but keep in mind flames will be used to roast marshmallows. :3

I'm a rittle scared now to roast marshmarrows. :'D

S'mores! :D

...*BORED* oui, oui let us roast narshmallows with your flames uwu

… XD Uhh, be on the rookout for the next chapter~ 3 qwq ….narshmarrows… heeheehee...

YES NARSHMALLOWS

….Paris, you sound like you want flames .-.

...shhhhhhhhhh, sicily nozing will harm your little stupid italian 'ead~ ^w^ big sister Paris is here for you~~

DON'T CHU CARR MY ROVE'S HEAD STUPID. 8U *tackles*

*tackles* oh Paris~ What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?

Oh really? Going zat far mon petit amour~?

I hate your face… Well! See you guys next time~! Love you all~~

Je T'aime to all our lovely followers~ ;3

I rove arr you guys, too~ See you soon~! 3