AN: I can't explain it. I was watching, and this happened. I hope you enjoy, though!

Pairing: Amanda&Simon

Set: Um... Mid season two. Around episode 12, but nowhere specific.

Spoilers: None.

The Dangers Of Being Multi-Lingual

By Tricki

It puts her into a borderline homicidal rage, listening to him talk on the phone to his wife. It goes virtually the same way every time. She's sitting at her desk, blonde head buried in a file, but her attention is at least sixty percent on the surgeon sitting two metres away from her {it's usually closer to eighty percent} and off he goes...

Incomprehensible German... words of affection and encouragement... more incomprehensible German... 'Cheers'. 'Ciao'.

And that's new, 'ciao'; and that doesn't help her rage. And right now all she wants to do is stand up and scream "How many fucking languages do you speak?" and bash him over the head with the folder in her hand.

She really needs some air...