"Lando's Gamble"
OH, you about Lando Caribbean! That motherfucker don't fuck around! He is a classical bad-ass, and he is one of the if not THE toughest bad-boy in the whole Star Wars universe! He is certainly the toughest bad-ass on Beepin, his planet where he lives. Oh, he lives on Tattooween, also, but that is just some of the time. He has a big place on Beepin, the gassy planet, and he works on Beepin, too. But not selling gyros. LOL. He sells gyros, too, I know, with his old friend Hand Solo. Hey! You know a lot! Maybe you wanna tell the story! No? Then shut you face!
So, on the day and it was, Lando was working hard at his desk in his office in his building in Cloud City on the planet Beepin.
Lando - Fuck, this is a hard day of work I am doing!
Lobot - Well, it's no easy task keepin' old Beepin running like clockwork!
Lando - You telling me? Get the fuck out my office!
Lobot - Alright, I will.
So Lando was pissed, cause he wanted to go home and mess around with his old lady, you know, maybe even stick something in somewhere! Uh oh! I should tone it down!
Lando - I gotta hard-on for Daphne tonight, you bet! Oh ho ho! I'm gonna give her a mouthful when I cum home!
So Lando takes out a gas can he keeps in his closet in his office in his building in Cloud City on the planet Beepin for just such occasions. He pours volatile gasoline all over the place and then he lights it on fire!
Lando - Fire! Fuck! We've had it!
Lobot sees the fire and immediately takes out his blaster and puts it in his mouth. Then he blows his brains all over the wall. Since Lobot is Lando's boss, Lando doesn't half to go to work today.
Lando - See ya in Hell, faggot!
So Lando gets into his custom Rat Fink hot rod, shifts with the eightball gear shifter, and roars back to his house on Tatooween! His wife is not home yet, though! She is working late at the Crane household!
Lando - Oh, no she didn't! I'm gonna
So Lando drives over to Frasier Crane's house, and Frasier is watching basketball with his father, Martin. Martin enjoys basketball, while Frasier is queerbait and doesn't like sports!
Frasier - This game is gay
Martin - No it isn't you better get it ready!
But all a sudden, here is Lando, and he is super pissed! He even has his trademark bow and arrow out, and he is ready to fuck somebody up, you got that straight!
Lando - Daphne! Where the fuck are you? Come out here!
Daphne comes out, and she is wearing her underpants! Uh oh! Why is she wearing underpants today? Then Niles comes out, too he is wearing underpants! This is fucked up!
Lando understands now, and he begins by removing the heads of Frasier and Martin with laser arrows, that look like Lifesaver-brand swords but are arrows they aren't swords LOL. Then Lando shoots a arrow into Niles head and the arrow alternately aggravates and annoys his brain and what this does is basically cause Niles to become not living, ergo, deceased, and the heat of the lasers makes certain that the future of Niles Crane is that of nothing more than jam! And Frasier and Martin are likewise jam, and so that is that! And then Lando and Daphne are both really turned on by the violence, got it? They start out normally with pretty average stuff like kissing and heavy petting but it quickly develops into some pretty unholy shit. I don't even want to talk about the sort of fucking they get into.
The End.