A/N: Thought this would be fun...since Bella is kinda dim...haha!
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I love him. No, I love him. Puh-lease! Get over yourself
The award for the most over dramatic break-up goes to...Bella Swan!
I want to be a vampire. No, No, No! I'm not even going to think about all the shit that could go wrong! I just want to be a vampire! There couldn't possibly be any ramifications.
You picked the cold over the hot! Men are just like food, if you have to stick your guy in the microwave to get him hot, he's too old. Ew.
I mean, come on girl...even thought he's a vampire...use protection. How much trouble would that have been?
You kissed another dude while you had a finance! Oh course, if was the correct choice, but still...
You didn't realize Jessica was a bitch? I wasn't even there and I knew that she was the first 10 pages she was in the book!
You reject every normal guy in the city and surrounding res, but love the old pedophile.
You name your kid Renessme? She's gonna hate you when she gets older...'I now pronounce you:' Jacob Black and Renessme Swan Masen Charlise Cullen Black.' Whew...
And last but not least...You refuse every gift Edward gives you, but Jacob's are fine! Wishy-washy!
A/N: Hahaha, that was fun to write. Okay, half that stuff didn't really bother me, just thought it would be fun to make fun of Bella! Don't hate me.
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-HWR