Disclaimer- We do not own any of the various characters and worlds that appear in this story!
Dedicated- To everyone in the world who loves kawaii anime, manga, movie, show, and book dudes!
STORY-WIDE AUTHORS' NOTE/WARNING
If the characters are Out Of Character, it is intentional. As you can tell by the title, this is written by TEENAGE FANGIRLS. You should be surprised if there WASN'T OOC-ness!
ANOTHER STORY-WIDE AUTHORS' NOTE
Okay, this fic is being written by two people, Avaeya and Kitty. We will be sharing chapters, and there will be a little note at the beginning of each chapter saying who is writing it! Also, since there are two different people, in your review, please say who it's for!
ANOTHER NOTE THAT NEEDS TO BE READ
Okay, well, there are MANY crossovers in this, I mean, we go EVERYWHERE. This shouldn't even be classified as "Anime Crossovers" because there are movies and books included here too! But don't worry, almost everyone will be out of character (as said before) so you won't really need to actually have seen the anime, movie, musical, or read the book or manga!
Notes- (((This is the author speaking))) "This is people talking." 'These are thoughts.'
CH 1- Dude… I Don't Think We're In Oklahoma Anymore (written by Avaeya Obvilias)
It was Friday, and Vae and Kitty were chattering in the library. Or rather, Vae was chattering and Kitty was trying to calm her down. Today's topic of interest for Vae was the episode of Trigun she had watched on TV.
"Oh gosh Kitty, Vash was all cute and dorky, and Wolfwood, and the hair, and the waving, and the totally gorgeous eyes, and it was so cute and-"
"Woman! Shush!" Kitty narrowed her eyes at her hyper friend. "I saw the episode too, you know. I don't need a recap!"
Vae waved a hand in apology. "I know Kitty, but Vash is so cute and dorky, I gotta go crazy about it!" Kitty sighed.
"I know. Go ahead, babble all you want."
Vae beamed and started talking again. Kitty shook her head. Vae was like a little kid sometimes. But in a good way.
Suddenly, Vae stopped. Kitty blinked at the sudden silence. She looked at Vae. "Hey, are you…okay?"
Vae just pointed at a spot behind Kitty. Kitty was sitting facing Vae, so she turned around. And jumped!
"What is that!" she cried, pointing a finger at it.
"It" was a pool of golden light, like the Stargate, except… yellow.
Vae got up and started walking toward it. "I think it's a Portal-Thingy." She reached out to poke it, but Kitty grabbed her hand.
"Vae! What are you doing! Don't touch it! It might eat you or something. Wait a second. We're all yelling and stuff. How come nobody has heard us?"
Avaeya Obvilias appeared beside her. "'Cause I'm the author, Avaeya Obvilias! I can do anything I want! Watch." She snapped her fingers, and a herd of elephants ran through the library, demolishing it. She snapped her fingers twice, and the elephants disappeared, and the library returned to normal.
"Kitty, you know, I don't like your outfit."
Kitty looked down at her blue jeans and red Chinese shirt. "What's wrong with my outfit?"
Avaeya Obvilias shrugged. "I don't know, I just don't like it." She did the finger-snapping thing, and suddenly Kitty had on a very, very, very short black leather mini-skirt, and a very, very, very skimpy black tank top.
"Eeep!" was all Kitty could say. Well, at first. "Change me back, right now!" She glared at the author.
Avaeya Obvilias shook her head. "Uh-uh. No way."
Kitty started to get angry. Her right eye started to twitch. "What do you mean, no?" Little bolts of electricity shot from her eyes. Avaeya Obvilias cowered.
"Okay, okay!" She snapped her fingers and Kitty was back in her normal clothes. Kitty smiled sweetly. Avaeya Obvilias sweat dropped. "I-I think I'm gonna leave now!" She vanished.
Kitty smiled. Then she noticed that Vae was gone. "Vae?" She started searching the library. Vae was nowhere to be found. Finally, Kitty ended up back in front of the gold Portal-Thingy. She stared at it in horror. "Vae, you didn't…" The Portal-Thingy rippled, as if answering her.
Kitty sighed. "I guess I gotta go in after her. Vae, why can't you ever just stay put?" She stepped into the portal.
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On the other side if the portal, Vae was standing in a beautiful green forest. There was a well next to her. It looked strangely familiar. She was about to go explore when she heard someone behind her.
"Vae! Didn't I tell you not to touch the Portal-Thingy!" It was Kitty.
Vae just smiled. "I know. But I couldn't help it. Hey Kitty, does this place seem familiar to you?"
Kitty looked around. It did seem familiar. "Yeah, it does seem familiar." But Vae wasn't listening to her, again. She was staring at something. Her face was pale and her eyes were huge. Kitty was afraid to look, but she knew she had to do her duty. She turned slowly. And shrieked.
It was Inuyasha. Yes, Inuyasha. Along with the rest of the cast.
Vae couldn't believe her eyes. No way this was real.
Was it?
"Dude… I don't think we're in Okalahoma anymore…"
"Yeah," whispered Kitty. Both of them stared at the people who weren't supposed to be real.
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Okay, so this is the first chapter. Hope you guys liked it, and please review!
